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maybe i should do a playlist for a hangover thats only like, a 4 or a 5. some beta band, a bit of melanie, you know. right, i now have to leave the internet to buy a complex sandwich and some ride records and find shop- boys to not make proper eye- contact with.
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I went through a phase of listening to heavy metal on a hangover. Get up, fell like crap, blast yourself with some Pantera or some Sepultura. Blow that hangover right out of your brain. Bit of Ministry, maybe. If you're really feeling up to it something from Demanufacture. Used to work quite well.
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that's fine as long as you're still slightly drunk, but if you feel like there's somebody drilling into your brain through your eyeball while punching the interior of your stomach via your mouth and throat, then surely sepultura is not going to help.
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It took me 5 hours to get to work this morning. including getting stuck trying to go up a hill, getting suck again which i had to diog my car out of (took about 30 mins) and haveing to double back on myself 40 mins to find another route.
On top of which my boss blamed ME for being late. Git.
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: that's fine as long as you're still slightly drunk, but if you feel like there's somebody drilling into your brain through your eyeball while punching the interior of your stomach via your mouth and throat, then surely sepultura is not going to help.
quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: that's fine as long as you're still slightly drunk, but if you feel like there's somebody drilling into your brain through your eyeball while punching the interior of your stomach via your mouth and throat, then surely sepultura is not going to help.
No. Well. That's what Enya's for, I guess. Lovely warm Enya.
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I wonder what it would be like living with Enya. Would it be one endless, pillow of tranquility, or would she be like, always drunk, throwing empty cans of Stella at the telly and making wildly paranoid accusations of infidelity with increasingly unlikely people? Yelling at you for being an uncaring wanker and beating you with her fists, and then begging you to stay, telling you she can change.
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Enya would whisper semi-audiable disparaging remarks about you each time you left the room. You'd wonder if you'd actually heard her speak, or if a light breeze had just skimmed past the window. After a few months, you'd be left in a constant state of paranoia and self-doubt.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Enya would whisper semi-audiable disparaging remarks about you each time you left the room. You'd wonder if you'd actually heard her speak, or if a light breeze had just skimmed past the window. After a few months, you'd be left in a constant state of paranoia and self-doubt.
Yeah, that sounds exactly right. Also when her sisters came round they'd speak really fast in Irish, look at you, then both burst out laughing.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Haven't had a mail service for over a week now. Council aren't picking up the rubbish.
I really must go and take a photo of the local recycling skip place (it's in the leisure centre car park). The tins section is a very large wire mesh cage with a couple of little holes which you put your empty tins into. The cage was full very soon after New Year's Day.
Every time I go down there now (about once a week, I suppose) the pile of tins has grown larger and larger and the official cage will soon be completely buried if the council don't make an almighty effort to overcome their fear of an inch of slush and bravely battle their way across the car park. A bit like the entire population of the town already has done in order to make the mountain of tins in the first place.
It's starting to look like some kind of Concerned For The Planet tribute to the Princess Diana flower tribute.
I've got to go and stick a couple of those shiny purple helium balloons on it. That would make it into a work of art.
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Part of my role is going to involve marketing which I know nothing about so I'm going to be trying to steal your knowledge and claiming it as my own.
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quote:Originally posted by Cherry In Hove: Part of my role is going to involve marketing which I know nothing about so I'm going to be trying to steal your knowledge and claiming it as my own.
Well, good luck with that. I fear it'll be the hardcore stuff that I currently know nothing about. I was accepted onto my PGDip Course yesterday and am now in a state of blind terror about the idea that I'm way too fucking thick to succeed at it. Already it feels like a horrible, horrible mistake.
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Of course you can do it. And if you can't, you can just get Octavia to do the work for you and palm it off as your own.
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That was my plan to begin with, but when I was going through the assessment test she kept saying "Wow, I don't know any of this stuff".
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Fonzie eyyyy! to you Cherry.
I've been putting off signing the official offer letter for my new permanent job here for approximately 6 weeks now, as the move will be a bit of a wrench (at least money-wise). I'm resolved to do it today.
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I am trying to apply for some £££ to go to a conference in Anaheim, California (where Disney World is! ooooOOOOooooh! ). Can anybody thing of things to say about the benefit this will have for me and my institution, this country and the host country. 800 characters each plz.
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Are you going to go through the site and make a post on every thread that's been created since you left? I think you should.
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It's been snowing in Brighton for the last two hours quite heavily. It better not settle or I shall be off to kick some snow in the face.
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it's ALWAYS snowing here, baby, the girls is wearing they itty bitty swimsuits, the bass is droppin lo - lo's hard and all my boys be partying wid that big booty shit. My smoke an drink is ON, who wants a minute in my whip?
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). Can anybody thing of things to say about the benefit this will have for me and my institution, this country and the host country. 800 characters each plz.
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