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I'm not thinking 'labour or lib dems', and I have a gut reaction of being slightly sickened whenever I see tories on the television.
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: I'm not thinking 'labour or lib dems', and I have a gut reaction of being slightly sickened whenever I see tories on the television.
No, I realised a few posts back that it's your area that's Labour/ LibDem, not your mind. Unfortunately, in my head you've now come to represent a group of friends of mine who send round doctored images of the Tory campaign posters with things like "Fuck off back to Eton" written on them and a message saying lol. Even though as second-home owning rich bastards they'd probably find they agree with most of the Tory policies.
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yeah, maybe, but again, You've got a right bunch of posh ***** at the back end (and now the front end) of the tory party, which you don't have with labour. Labour is funded almost entirely by the Gallagher brothers, the surviving members of Pink Floyd, and profits from Virgin Atlantic Upper Class seating tickets.
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Things have just gotten quite tense in my office as 10 Nigerians have just turned up in four enormous cars with blackened windows, led by a fat upper-class English woman in a floral dress.
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I can understand people being unhappy with somebody like cameron in power. He's the tory equivalent of putting arthur scargill in power. He's so unbelievably posh that he's almost like a caricature, to the point where it's a shock to know that people like that even exist any more. That's quite alienating, however hard they try to make it not seem so.
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He may well be posh, but I do tend to think that it's more a case of who is better at nuts and bolts politics than who I'd most like to have round for dinner.
I reckon I'll be voting labour. Thorn, if you're really still undecided you could vote tory and then our votes will cancel each other out and neither of us will have had to make a decision, yet still contributed to the principles of democracy.
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I've not paid any attention to any wives. I have no idea. Probably cameron, I'll wager, having seen none of them. posh women, despite their terrible shrill voices and obsession with AGA ovens, can be pretty hot. As long as they are embracing their poshness, and not going all felicity kendall in The Good Life, who may not be posh exactly, but is borderline enough to make my point. You know. We've gone over this before. Which one off The Good Life would you rather nail, etc.
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cameron going on about broken britain seems somehow right and appropriate, but imagine him like, meeting world leaders and talking about nuclear arms. kin ell.
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Sam Cameron can scrub up OK, I guess. I don't know how it would feel to screw the pregnant wife of the country's Prime Minister, in her marital bed, in the home of British politics, maybe while a framed picture of her dead disabled son looked on from the bedside table. Could end up feeling a bit seedy.
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LOL LISTEN TO THIS GORDOEN YOU WILL NOT GET MY VOTE!!!! MY MUM WAS GOING TO TESOCS AND SHE PARKED WHEN SHE WAS GETTING THE TROLLEY TO THE BOOT AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!!! ONE OF GODRDONS TRAFFIC WARDENS GAVE HER A TICKET AND SHE WAS ONLY THERE FOR LESS THAN FIVE MINUITES!!! SHES VERY UPSET I WROTE TO MY LABOR MP AND GUESS WHAT!!! YES YOUVE GUESSED NOTHING HAPPENED!!!! OK DAVID MIGHT BE POSH BUT AT LEAST HE IS NOT A TOTAL IDIOT LIKE GORDEN! MY HUSBAND IS ALSO VOTING FOR MR CAMERON AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TO!!! ITS TIME WE FIXED BROKEN BRITAIN I DONT EVEN REGOCNISE IT ANY MORE LOL!!! KICK THE PEADOS OUT!!!
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I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:Originally posted by Kanye West: You've got a right bunch of posh ***** at the back end (and now the front end) of the tory party, which you don't have with labour.
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Talking about racism, I've just been given a graphic design to put on my current employer's homepage. It shows a selection of famous people:
Famous football manager - white Famous musician - white Famous attractive female celebrity - white Famous footballer - white Famous author - white Famous animated character off of Avatar - blue Infamous Detroit bomber terrorist - black D'oh!
Just wondering whether to say anything, or would that just make me implicitly racist for even noticing it, like the tabloids pointing out how outraged they are that padded bras for 7-year-old girls make them look sexy. Uh, do they, mate? Says... you?
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Sam Cameron can scrub up OK, I guess. I don't know how it would feel to screw the pregnant wife of the country's Prime Minister, in her marital bed, in the home of British politics, maybe while a framed picture of her dead disabled son looked on from the bedside table. Could end up feeling a bit seedy.
Ooh, no. I'd far rather fuck her husband. Bind his hands, hobble him. Smash that frame on the bedstead, crumple the photo up and push it in his mouth. Then beat him across the buttocks with an electric flex until he was sufficiently bloodied to bugger him to death. The English Way.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Things have just gotten quite tense in my office as 10 Nigerians have just turned up in four enormous cars with blackened windows, led by a fat upper-class English woman in a floral dress.
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I can't work out why people are saying Nick Clegg came off on top last night. (fnar)
As far as I could see he stammered and stuttered his way through repeating the same scripted lines over and over again, repeatedly dodging questions about his promises of tax cuts, and simply countering every point made by brown and cameron by saying that they won't do what they say they will.
For my money if one person came out well from that it was Gordon Brown.
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quote:Originally posted by dang65: Talking about racism, I've just been given a graphic design to put on my current employer's homepage. It shows a selection of famous people:
Famous football manager - white Famous musician - white Famous attractive female celebrity - white Famous footballer - white Famous author - white Famous animated character off of Avatar - blue Infamous Detroit bomber terrorist - black D'oh!
Just wondering whether to say anything, or would that just make me implicitly racist for even noticing it, like the tabloids pointing out how outraged they are that padded bras for 7-year-old girls make them look sexy. Uh, do they, mate? Says... you?
can't you just do some tinting to even things out?
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quote:Originally posted by dang65: Talking about racism, I've just been given a graphic design to put on my current employer's homepage. It shows a selection of famous people:
Famous football manager - white Famous musician - white Famous attractive female celebrity - white Famous footballer - white Famous author - white Famous animated character off of Avatar - blue Infamous Detroit bomber terrorist - black D'oh!
can't you just do some tinting to even things out?
Sounds like a good plan. So, which positive role-model celebrity white person should put on some Black and White Minstrel Show make-up, for the purposes of balance and fairness, and perhaps to raise some money for their celebrity favourite charity?
Fabio Capello off of England The singer out of The Strokes, still going apparently Sophie Dahl, the fat one that isn't actually at all fat Wayne Rooney out of Man U Terry Pratchett, book writer of some sort The blue one off of AvatarPosts: 8467
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I can't work out why people are saying Nick Clegg came off on top last night. (fnar)
As far as I could see he stammered and stuttered his way through repeating the same scripted lines over and over again, repeatedly dodging questions about his promises of tax cuts, and simply countering every point made by brown and cameron by saying that they won't do what they say they will.
I think that's what PR folk call "staying on message".
A very good friend of mine used to work in the Lib Dem PR office. He left when the Lib Dems failed to gain any significant ground in an election where people were still wary of the Tories, yet mad at Labour for going to war. Since he left, of course, they're in the most promising position they have been for many decades.
Recently he started a job high up at the British Gas press office, which has been in the news for raising prices, letting pensioners freeze, and increasingly disruptive industrial action. I'm starting to wonder how he justifies his frankly disgusting salary.
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