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Thorn Davis

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What about if, like, you're getting a hard time at work and your boss is chewing you out and there's this new kid on board who's got fewer scruples than you and gets his clients drunk and hooks them up with call girls and his targets are trouncing yours and then when you go home your wife is all like "Oh my God, I haven't even got the best hairdryer anymore, WTF? Why don't you earn more money? Our kid is the only one in school without a new Camero, it's embarrassing. Why are you such a fuck up?" and then the next day at work this client asks you if you want to earn an extra few thousand going and dropping this package off for him? What then? What's the status on being married in that situation?
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Black Mask

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Then you'd be a fag and a sap.

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Thorn Davis

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Right, right. But what if you're responding to the fact that you're a fag and a sap by gradually slipping into the role of a one man killing machine, symbolised by - say - your glasses getting broken, and you taking your tie off and using it to strangle someone who was going to kill you in your sleep? You know - you would only have been prompted to make the transition through the added pressure of your nagging bitch-whore wife.

[ 05.05.2010, 06:51: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Kanye West
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in this scenario, how many chicks do you bang once you've manned up?
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Black Mask

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What kind of tie are we talking about? Describe it.

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Kanye West
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his phone rings while you are strangling him and you answer it and say "hello?" and you hear a man going "Jim...Jim is that you...Jim?!" and you say "Jim's a little...tied up right now" and then throw the phone in the air and shoot it and then put your foot on jim's back and yank the tie so fucking hard that his head pops off in slow motion.
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lol

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Kanye West
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then a puerto rican cleaner comes into the room and there's a tarantino moment where you have a conversation with her about some old shit, I don't know, maybe about which album by "Roxy Johnson and the Blowhards" was the best, or if the tv show "happy days" really did jump the shark.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
in this scenario, how many chicks do you bang once you've manned up?

Er, none. But! It looks like you're going to get it on with this chick with a short black bob and enormous jugs and she kisses you and you're like goddamn as she grabs your wanger, but then she yanks your gun (your actual gun, not your 'gun') out of your waistband and presses the barrel into your gut and you're like 'goddamn it, bitch', and you slap her across the tits and she falls backwards and impales herself on an upturned stiletto and you say "That's what you get for diving in feet first".
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Thorn Davis

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Or "shoe's on the other foot now".
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Thorn Davis

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Or! "Heel, bitch."
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Thorn Davis

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It's difficult. You'd have to make sure you weren't paralysed by choice anxiety, with someone shooting you in the back while you worked out which pay-off to use.
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Black Mask

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Use them all. Or why don't you ask your wife..?

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Do you watch Archer?
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Kanye West
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I told you to take your foot out of your ass! HA! HA! HA!
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Tilde
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lol
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Tilde
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I think she got the point
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Thorn Davis

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NO
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Tilde
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"ooh, looks like the shoes on the other foot now, and when I say foot, I actually mean up your ass BEYATCH"
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Ringo

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tilde is awful at this

anyway, politics eh? one day to go hmm. anyone made their mind up yet?

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Tilde
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I've surprised myself with how good I am at writing dialogue, and when I say surprised, I mean disappointed BEYATCH!
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Tilde
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
tilde is awful at this

anyway, politics eh? one day to go hmm. anyone made their mind up yet?

Come on Ringo, what do you think the favourite breakfast cereal thread is all about eh? [Roll Eyes]
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Ringo

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Sorry tilde, your dialogue was totally shit hot really. And you're awesome at computer games, and a hit with the ladies.

On a completely unrelated note, have you seen my new thread?

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Cherry In Hove
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You will all be excited to hear that I have already voted and come home and made a cup of coffee (which will count as breakfast). In fact I will count the voting as breakfast as well.

Today's breakfast was coffee and some politics

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mart
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I haven't voted yet, so my day isn't as exciting as Cherry's is yet.

I have however enjoyed a cup of tea, two Choco Liebniz biscuits, a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a few bites from a stale roti from last night.

Today is also my first day off in 44 days.

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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I also have voted, coached, showered and breakfasted. I look forward to what the day brings.
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mart
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coached?
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Thorn Davis

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From Yahoo news:

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While more than 44 million people are registered to vote, the main motivation is a sense of duty - with 48% of participants voting for this reason, the YouGov survey found.

But despite concerted efforts over the years to counter voter apathy, only 37% of those questioned said "nothing at all" would stop them from marking a ballot paper.

To be fair, I think the only conclusion you can draw from this is that the 37% of people who said "nothing at all would stop them from going to the polls" clearly hadn't thought the question through. For example, if your child was hit by a car while you were on the way to the polling booth, would you say "OK, let me just get this done, and then I'll call for an ambulance". Or if someone mugged you and stabbed you on the way to the booth, would you refuse medical aid until you'd smeared a bloody X in the appropriate box? Or if you got to the polling station nand Dr Benway was staggering around outside, drunk, having not slept for three days and flinging his faeces at the walls and windows and ranting about CSS loops would you stop and think "no government is worth this" or would your brave the rancid bombs of wormy excrement to go and do your duty?

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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:
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coached?

Rowers. Get up at 6.15, feed the baby, then go out and shout at 20 year-olds. Starts the day off with a bang.
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mart
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oh right ok. do you do it while sitting in the boat with them, or do you cycle along a bumpy towpath with one of those old-school loudhailers?
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day.
Stupid commercialised crap
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I cycle, though sans loudhailer, as I can make myself heard without one. [Smile]
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