Has he thought about selling tweets from his van? Could be a money spinner. People who don't have a smartphone, but are interested to know what's going on get a bag of tweets on a topic of their choosing. 30p each or ten for a pound. The kids will love it.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
A quid for a JK Rowling. Special Remainer Bag of AC Grayling half price if we come out of the single market. Bargain basement selection, Farage, Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I just assumed he was living on his own tropical island which he bought with the millions he made selling MP3 downloads from the back of a van.
lol - well remembered. That was a business idea proven wrong by history.
To be honest, had he just said 'vinyl' and stuck at it, he'd have come out the other end.
I dunno, maybe stick at it. How long before you have a generation of people nostalgically saying "Oh you can't beat that squelchy compressed tone you get from an original MP3 from Napster circa 2003. This modern high def sound is just way too clean, it's got no character at all"
If I got funding for a 3D printer, I'm sure I could find a way to fill it with a sugar-based medium, hook it up to a Raspberry Pi, and automatically print out the day/week/month's trending Tweets on Sweets®.
Off to Kickstarter then...
£2.50 - Supporter's Badge You're doing your bit to support the Tweets on Sweets® brand! We'll send you one Tweets on Sweets® button badge with a tweet from our selection.
£4 - Standard - Early Bird (4/100 remaining) A standard pack of Tweets on Sweets®. Contains 12 sweets with different trending tweets from the month of your choice.
£5 - Standard A standard pack of Tweets on Sweets®. Contains 12 sweets with different trending tweets from the month of your choice.
£8 - Personalized - Early Bird (22/50 remaining) A pack of your own personally chosen Tweets on Sweets®. Contains 12 sweets, all with the same tweet.
£10 - Personalized A pack of your own personally chosen Tweets on Sweets®. Contains 12 sweets, all with the same tweet.
£50 - Subscription (12-month) A standard pack of Tweets on Sweets® every month for a year. Each pack contains 12 sweets with different trending tweets from the month.
$500 - Factory Visit and Tour (3/5 remaining) Visit the Tweets on Sweets® factory and meet the team (3D printer) that works hard to produce these unique treats. Also includes 12-month Subscription, five packs of personalized Tweets on Sweets® and a limited edition Tweets on Sweets® T-Shirt.
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: You should do speciality celeb flavored Tweets on Sweets®, featuring the benign outpourings of 160 characters or less on a sugared confectionary with some unorthodox ingredients
The Anna Kendrick Sickly sweet but tastes very funny indeed.
The Kim Kardashian Mostly tasteless and supplied unwrapped
The Stephen Fry Delightful, complex with more than a hint of fruit. Overdoes it on the apple a bit on occasion
The Donald Trump Utterly vile. Ingredients - mostly shit and venom.
The Mariah Carey. All color and a vast array of ingredients yet a lacking in any flavor or actual substance.
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
We need Niffer to tell us whether tweets are public domain and therefore re-useable or whether you'd have to pay huge copyright fees to JK Rowling for making money from those ones where she burns Piers Morgan.