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Black Mask

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Bit of paper humour for you, there.

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Thorn Davis

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Maybe this lady was even smaller than that. Maybe Froopy and Rooster were being bullied by a 65 year old female dwarf.
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Maybe this lady was even smaller than that. Maybe Froopy and Rooster were being bullied by a 65 year old female dwarf.
Maybe they could've stowed her in the overhead and spread out on her seat? The fucking lightweights.

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mart
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Fuckin' midgets!
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by McDirts:
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Originally posted by Black Mask:
McDirts URBWICM£5
Bertie would never get a blow job off a stewardess. Try again.
RUthe guy from Dead Babies? Troika? Is that right..?

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi
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Well, she was a bit short with us.

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Give 'em .0139 fathoms and they'll take 80 chains.
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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lol$

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song
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New Way Of Decay

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What she needed was some kind of very tall person to help her put her bag in the overhead......but where is she going to get one of them?

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL
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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
What she needed was some kind of very tall person to help her put her bag in the overhead......but where is she going to get one of them?
actually, that was how we politely refused - by offering to put it in the overhead for her, but she declined.
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Black Mask

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quote:
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that was how we politely refused - by offering to put it in the overhead for her, but she declined.
Cuh, what a bitch!

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New Way Of Decay

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Poor rumplestiltsfroop. :-(

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mart
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That was a good little thread, that was. Well done everyone.
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mart
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Drinks all round, in fact.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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like jizzing? love pants? New from andy 'dick in a box' samberg. Hard to hate on it.
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McDirts
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Hard hitting social realism wrapped in ground breaking Electro Pop. This some next level shit yo.
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Black Mask

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quote:
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Hard to hate on it.
Not impossible, though. Not. Impossible.

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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yeah, not impossible. But I like his jizz face. Especially the one where he's talking about bruce willis. 1:45 in. It's grotesque.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Hard to hate on it.
Not impossible, though. Not. Impossible.
Quite easy actually.
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McDirts
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quote:
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Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
Hard to hate on it.
Not impossible, though. Not. Impossible.
Quite easy actually.
you're such a fucking bender, you know that?
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ralph

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whatever McDillhole
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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hey, just spreading the love.
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mart
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One of them looks a bit like Prince William.
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ralph

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Royalty. lol.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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whatever McDillhole
Can this be ralph's new avatar please?

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ralph

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I'm quite attached to my current avatar (thanks again, Ringo) but perhaps we could give the one Misc suggested to McDirts?
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Suckmonster
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I think this picture of Ralph at his militia compound's annual bath day (they're one concession to hygiene, which they regard as a tool of The Man) would make for a good avatar.

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ralph

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[Roll Eyes]
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Suckmonster
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"Lookit paw, he be rollin', nekid in the mud like a hog. Yeehaw."

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ralph

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I'm not from Alabama dude...
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Suckmonster
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"Why did paw's middle leg go all stiff when he was mud wrestling with those men, maw?"
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ralph

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sorry, tmo. [Frown]
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Suckmonster
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Don't be ashamed of your homoerotic proclivities, Ralph, old sprout.
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McDirts
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heh
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Suckmonster
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Ho.
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