Louche
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I read Dang's post as having been made with a tongue so firmly ensconced in cheek that he might have been a man sporting a single mump (not incredible, either, as mumps are on the rise in the Manchester area, prompted sterility terrors in scallies - what would the pro-breeders think of that!) A lot of the reason I thought this is because it were posted by Dang and I somehow believe that whilst he might have some less than sound but usually entertaining rants, a post with a couple of pictures and comedy remarks really didn't symbolise a wholesale sexist/ageist ethos demeaning to women. If anything, I assumed it was a play on what Bardot had become morally and politically, rather than aesthetically.
quote:if gail, hippy, louche or astro were gonna they would have done. they didnt.
Assuming lack of response resulting from lack of interest/engagement in the discussion is a bit off, mate. You couldn't respond because you were working. London didn't respond because she's barred from the computer by her partner (lol!). I didn't respond because, um, I was in the Crimea until remarkably recently. I also won't respond in the next hour or so, probably, because I'll be buying fabric conditioner and Immodium. Would you perhaps like people whom you assume would back you up in arguments to post a diary of possible response times so that you can time your posts according to availability of backup?
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I'm glad we have it sorted who's on the feminist back-up roster: so, that's Hippychick, Louche, Astromariner, Gail as tag-team partners for Discodamage and, on special occasions, London.
All other women on TMO, please get on with posting about shoes, chocolate and kittens.
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Brigitte Bardot is a Nazi ? When did this happen ? And why wasn't I informed ?
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Louche
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quote:Originally posted by discodamage:
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Assuming lack of response resulting from lack of interest/engagement in the discussion is a bit off, mate.
i know. its the sort of thing a drunk person would do, isnt it.
I only pulled you on it so I could brag about my holiday without seeming to.
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Louche
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Not that anyone cares. Just because I didn't write some paen to rat infested ganga stinking blood stained hellholes in Eastern Asia. Hmmph.
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Louche
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Not that there's anything wrong with bragging about rat infested ganga stinking hell holes in Eastern Asia. Apart from the fact it is impossible to do this without sounding like Vikram. ie. a twat.
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The burly man and his short dwarfish companion entered the dark passage of the cave. The stout red haired dwarf held a torch aloft and perched it on a scond that was hammered into the hardened wall.
The air was filled with what seemed to be warm breath. The fierce barbarian put his hand on the dwarfs shoulder.
'Steady, Newar Darkar. t'path ends here. We've entered the lair'
'Sorry Bendroth' I'm a fair nervous, we must be close...the air is m..moist' He shuddered, but it was not cold inside the tunnels of Moon.
The passage opened up into a cavern that seemed to swallow light. Inside were hundreds of white threads hung from a ceiling with swept further than the eye could see.
'What are these Bendroth? they are curious' he asked, in an inquisitive child like manner.
'These, are the mind threads. It's said that these were once placed here by a genie, called Dar Rynn. They are meant to capture the thoughts of many travellers who sought the caves of Moon' he said in an awed whisper. 'It was only when, a creature, from far away, travelled here to place it's thoughts amongst the others, within these white threads, that it became a place of evil'
'right' said Newar. A thread was blown softly against his cheek. It had many scrawlings in many different languages.
'It was here, the lord Vikram fell' Bendroth said with an air of wonder. 'You see the beautiful voiced creature turned. She cocooned herself amongst the very lower depths of this cavern. She waited, until it was time'
'Time for what' replied the dwarf nervously.
'Unfettering' whispered Bendroth and paced forward a step.
A piercing scream filled the air and the travellers startled. Threads were blown everywhere and a creature flew up, scattering white strands like lightning. The companions threw themselves to the floor and tried to focus on what was happening. The winged creature was not one of beauty, but of horror. It had long tendrils which slashed upwards and downwards, cutting threads into pieces. Some limbs left sticky venomous deposits on threads, that seemed to scream as they were touched.
The barbarian filled his boar hair trunks with the excrement of a previous campfire dinner.
'L...Louche' he stammered.
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That was an excerpt from 'Blood and Gor' which will be available in time for christmas. You may want to familiarise yourself with previous Gorian legacy books, from all good cardboard boxes, available before long train journeys.
Louche
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I made Vikram do a sad! I feel like I have just kicked an apparently innocent but potentially retaliative kitten in its warm fur tummy. Whilst wearing steelies.
If it's any consolation, Vikram, I had just had an emotionally and mentally draining half hour telephone conversation with my sister, which is roughly equivalent to being flailed 40 times with a stout handled cat o' nine tails, and therefore can be considered to have self flagellated already for any offence caused.
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