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Sidney (back right) comforts Ringo as Physic subjects him to an ear examination. Vogon Poetess (front) is vexed that no one has commented on her pretty new bonnet.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo [12-07-2004]: Talking of loud music in cars:- I've just spent the weekend installing a sound system into the Poomer.
Sony Active Panel head unit, two 17cm Infinity reference speakers in the doors with positional tweeters, a 600watt Sony amplifier and a 12" Pioneer 800watt subwoofer in the boot. It pounds like a bastard. I need more bass though, so I'm thinking of getting another two 10" subwoofers for the boot...
quote:Originally posted by Ringo [26-08-2004]: I haven't had any hearing in my left ear for five days, and the other night the pain got so bad I went to hospital!
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that chick needs to go to marks and spencers and get measured. shes wearing a D cup when at the very most all she needs is an A. some women are so oblivious. or has she been using the apples as handy padding implementage? those crazy nipponeses!
quote:Originally posted by dang65: Have they mad any sort of diagnosis yet?
Dude, that post you quoted is well out of date. The Sony amp and the Pioneer woofer have gone, replaced with an Amercan Legacy 2000w 2 channel amp and a pair of 1500w DB Audio 12" woofers. I no longer need more bass. Well maybe a little. Perhaps another two woofers.... I'll need to lose the back seats... ah well nobody ever sat in them anyway...
In recent news - thanks to giant pink ibuprofen tablets, I'm no longer in pain, meaning that this is a slightly deafer version of a nice relaxing day off. Mono-hurrah!
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Welcome to my world. Today I was trying to blag a free haircut, but only made off with any expensive haircut I want for five of your englis pouns. However, I was nearly blowing the deal because I was wearing a hair band that covered my ears. My partner in hair-crime Feliqs, pretended I was from a home and that he was my carer, negotiating my new do for me. When I go back in I might pretend I am fully deaf and let some beauty massage my scalp whilst I hum to myslef.
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Hey Mikee, if my ear never gets better, we'll be like ear twins. Small consolation as it is.
You could both get jobs being the frantically signing deafo in the corner of the TV screen on the deafo version of Eastenders and that, at 3 AM on BBC2. Or you could do the same, but for deafo porn. Or you could be a two-piece deafo percussion band, like that deafo bird what bangs all those bits of metal on stage, and insists she can hear it, even though she is a deafo.
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