quote:Originally posted by miffysocks: Ringo what are you thinking? Why would you want a stupid smart car? They look totally shit and only complete TWATS drive them. Please don’t buy one, I wouldn’t like to think of you as a twat.
Note – If you don’t send my f**king ears back I’m gunner scoop your eyes out with a spoon! *kiss
Hello darling!
The Smart has many practical benefits over the Puma, not least of which is the cost. I'll be picking up my lovely new car tonight after work.
As for your ears, I apologise for my tardiness. Perhaps I will deliver them to you personally at some point and then I can take you out for a ride in my new car. It has heated leather seats you know!
That was uncalled for Ringo; you know how sensitive I am about the colour of my car. If you’re going to deliver them to me house I wont be there, I live in Bristol now. Although I will be in Swindon twice a week to finish my work. It would be cool if you came to visit some time. I told Mikee he has to come too as there is a bus from London to Bristol for like £2.50
Anyway to the point
Smart Car = GAY and only complete TWATS have them, don’t do it, there is still time to keep the puma.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: The Smart has many practical benefits over the Puma, not least of which is the cost. I'll be picking up my lovely new car tonight after work.
I saw a fat guy in a smart car convertable once. Looked like Noddy driving around toy town.
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What about your fatty sound system, You’ve only a few months and you spent 10000000000000 squidies on it. How’s it gunna fit in that little shit mobile?
Twat.
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quote:Originally posted by miffysocks: What about your fatty sound system, You’ve only a few months and you spent 10000000000000 squidies on it. How’s it gunna fit in that little shit mobile?
quote:Originally posted by miffysocks: What about your fatty sound system, You’ve only a few months and you spent 10000000000000 squidies on it. How’s it gunna fit in that little shit mobile?
Hey come on, I called your car purple a couple of times but then I stopped. I would appreciate similar restraint.
Anyway, the woofers will just about fit, although there's not a hell of a lot of room. In such a small car though, it's going to pound like a motherfucker. That's if I don't sell it all.
The dump valve was fitted last night (piston type) and I'm not trying to decide whether to go for the sports ECU next or the racing exhausts. Decisions, decisions...
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Smart City Coupe. It's a Pulse with optional heated leather seats. Black panels with silver tridium. It's a mk6 one apparently. I have no pictures but I'm sure you get the deneral idea.
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Wouldn't make a difference losing one, to be honest.
Considering my mate has managed to cram 2 12" subs and a 15" one in the back of his, mine will be positively spacious.
That said, I'm leaning more towards just selling it off and using the money to buy a gas flowed, ported cylinder head. Should make it good for 100bhp and a 0-60 of around 9 seconds
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So now how are you going to take me in the back seat, sick boy? *pouts*
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hello miffy, I'm glad you've posted. I was thinking about you only yesterday (not that much of an uncommon occurance though to be fair) and thought, O, I must email miffy! but now you have posted so I don't need to bother as I can see that you're alive.
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I wasn't studying the seats last time we went cruising in the Puma, no. I was too busy enjoying the vibra-ride and aural pleasures in the front.
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O.k., I’ll lay off the shit car comments for a while, although that little ‘purple’ dig didn’t go unnoticed. I just keep thinking Why?? It’s all I’ve been thinking about for days now.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Considering my mate has managed to cram 2 12" subs and a 15" one in the back of his, mine will be positively spacious.
Ahh, now it’s all clear, Sweet little Ringo wants to have the same toys as the other boys, your properly sell it next week to buy Pogs™
Glad to see your thinking of me my dear Lisa and great quote.
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