Oh! I didn't mean Oh Bamba = I meant Oh Bamba = because you reminded me about Les.
I wonder which smilie I would use if I ever had to convey Oh Bamba in an ecstatic way?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: best thing about that was imagining kovacs's befuddlement when this poster see-sawed between rabid sputterings about drugs, dance and dicking numerous chicks in the heart of Northern clubland,
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just remembered chocolate in my bag thats been there for about 4 days, putting off opening it till i've posted this fact cos if its all nasty and white like an old dog turd it would ruin the good feeling of finding it at all and leave me nigh on suicidal. The only other possible plus point though it is pretty self centred. I was speaking with a colleague of mine earlier about how shit it is being single and then having one of your (ex)mates tell you all about how they are doing things with your ex-mrs. This is far worse than merely dealing with the fact that my ex-mrs is seeing someone. They could just lie. women! Ex-mates! I dont know.
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trying to look on the bright side choc not quite white but it has started going,still tastes nice though a bit dry. Looking foward to my 80p lunch just as much, probably just as stale!
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On the day you were all originally writing this thread I was on the beach in Spain with my sister, alternating between sunbathing on the Hamacas, swimming in the sea (which was the funniest thing EVER) and drinking beer and eating freshly barbequed sardines at the beach bar in ninety degrees blazing, beautiful sun. Yes, it was a pretty darn good day!
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oh yeah i'm fine. are you watching nylon? i'm living it. only i think its spelt nashchester.
not as romantic, or as full of product placement.
just a love hangover from spending 10 days together and now looking forward to another couple of months of solitude and wanking. can anyone recommend any good films?
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Physic was the digital pimp I think, or Thorn. Raz has stuff featuring monks and Disco has stuff with shoes <whispers> Just don't ask Boy Racer! </whispers>
quote:Originally posted by vikram: Youa re doing a Vikram. Louche will not be best pleased.
I'm not scared of Louche, she's a kitten if you know where to tickle her.
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Yesterday was a pretty crummy day, even by the low standard that 2004 has set for itself. However! I did go to a press launch in the evening that was amusing for probably all the wrong reasons, but there were a couple of things that made me smile.
Firstly there was a horrifically bad presentation featuring those two fuckheads from The Gadget Show on channel Five. A guy and a girl, who are genuinely untalented running through a poorly rehearsed and badly written script, that they. Enunciated
ALL the wrong WORDS. and. kept.
stopping at inappropriate places. Because they clearly weren't paying attention: to what the words were. THAT THEY were saying.
So you had gems like "Wow It seems like that. PHONE does everything except rub my back. And let me watch TV."
"Well. That's where you're wrong!"
"Don't tell me it *pause* let's me r-rub my back?"
And so it went on. At the end the journalist next to me stood up and said "That is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my whole life", only he said it really loud, and the people who'd organised the event turned round and did this kind of fake laugh and said something like "Oh well! Someone had to say it!", and the journalist went bright red. So that made me laugh.
The other thing that was great was that the 'entertainment' consisted of west end dancers doing performances of songs from musicals. There was a lovely moment during one of the songs from Caberet when the girls fired their legs up into the air in a lovely vee-shape, and the sound cut out, and they all kind of froze and just held the position with this look of terrified "what do we do?" on their pretty little faces. Magic: As if showing your silk clad clunge to a roomful of staring strangers wasn't humiliating enough they had to sit there and do it in eerie silence.
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Just when I thought my entire life was washed up career wise, just when I thought all hope was gone, I get an out of the blue a telephone interview at a company I have been trying to get into for a while, and before you know it I have an interview with their Apps manger, departmental director and HR exec next week.
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Good to hear. Make sure you take all your WildheartsLive photos and tell the panel your favourite Wildhearts songs. Even if they don't ask you- it's a trick non-question.
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Today has not been a good day all round really. But it was just topped off by this little email exchange:
quote: Hi Jon
I forwarded the email to Feeder’s manager.
FYI I’m sorry to inform you that Jon Lee died a few years ago.
All the best
Kate
-----Original Message----- From: Jon Sent: 06 October 2004 16:47 To: kate@feederweb.com Subject: BBC Breakfast tv [Scanned For Viruses]
Hi Kat,
I'm setting up a slot on the programme for Friday morning loosely previewing the England v Wales football match on Saturday. I say "loosely" because we'll be talking more about the historical rivalry between the English and Welsh and about the Welsh sense of identity, rather than about football. I wondered whether this might be the something that Grant Nicholas or Jon Lee might be interested in taking part in? If so, or for any further information, I'd be grateful if you could give me a call on one of the numbers below.
Many thanks,
Jon
Note that not only did I request an interview with a dead member of the band, but I also spelt her name wrong.
Chances of getting requested interview with (surviving) band member: 0/10
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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The BBC: where research and evidence are God. Just ask Greg Dyke.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Only one interesting thing has happened to me so far this week. One of the technicians took me over the new machining workshop.
[Darth teflon] All too easy... [/Darth teflon]
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Good to hear. Make sure you take all your WildheartsLive photos and tell the panel your favourite Wildhearts songs. Even if they don't ask you- it's a trick non-question.
Ta Veep and Misc. They have already enquired if I will be buggaring off on tour to do drugs and ting, which I have assured them I will only do on a weekly hire basis should the oppurtunity arise. The work is listed on my CV (it helps fill the gaps of long unemployment) and is something of a conversation starter, much like a fine piece of doultonware at a WI Coffee morning. I even got a second interview by offering the interviewer my spare Therapy? ticket for that evenings show.
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I’ve been trying to think of the good things that have happened in the last week and to be honest, I couldn’t think of any. Everyday has just slapped me harder the last. Then I thought, ‘stop feeling sorry for yourself, lots of great things have happened to you. Your just thinking in the wrong frame of mind’
Then it turned out lots of amazing things have been happening to me and in fact I’m incredibly lucky gal. Take today:
It’s a good thing there was no (and I mean none) hot water this morning, the cold shower surely does something good to your skin and defiantly made me get ready quicker.
Don’t dwell on the pain of getting face wash up you nose ( the cold of the shower made me a slopping washer) Instead, marvel in the success of getting it back out.
It’s great that the toaster set of fire, all those carbs cant be good.
It’s an amazing miracle my car wouldn’t start, long walks in the rain are incredibly exhilarating and give your face a great rosy glow.
When you change your frame of mind, everyday is that one bit more special than the last.
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No wait, ignore all the doom and gloom of the last post for today is a good day. I made Ringo do a sad face on the car bitches thread. I’ll be smiling for the rest of the day
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I just sent an email to 600 people containing the following line - "During this time, access to the server will be intermittent as the server is rebooted and it is recommended that you do not attempt to access any shared areas during this time."
This, coupled with Miffy's heartless abuse on another thread, has made me feel rather happy, safe in the knowledge that the day going to get no worse from this point on.
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because you reminded me about Les. 
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