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No, no a thread about heading off for warmer climes but rather a brief warning that we'll be turning the forum off in a couple of hours and swicthing our DNS to point at the new server so TMO will be offline till Monday.
See you in the new server..
The TMO team.
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: No, no a thread about heading off for warmer climes but rather a brief warning that we'll be turning the forum off in a couple of hours and swicthing our DNS to point at the new server so TMO will be offline till Monday.
See you in the new server..
The TMO team.
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No TMO til next Thursday for me then (I'm off to Washington tomorrow). I'm sure you'll all survive somehow.
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Nice work Darryn. God I'm knackered today and the weather's miserable. I wanted to stay in bed this morning. WHY GOD WHY DID YOU MAKE ME COME TO REDHILL IN THE RAIN?
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If funkypurplepants was a film, they'd be White Chicks.
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no man theres no exposure, and also i am far better looking than either of those white chicks/ black dudes and a far better actor than all the cast put together. Not to blow my own trumpet (i earn good money for such escapades from some sites) but i am fucking fantastic!
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If funkypurplepants was a soap opera, they'd be Family Affairs on C5.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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The move also ated the book thread and Dang's Hooked thread. Bad, hungry move.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: If funkypurplepants was a soap opera, they'd be Family Affairs on C5.
stop it please babe, your poetic beauty is threatening to release my colon for it to shoot up my spine and garrotte my brain, family affairs is nothing compared to the shit my life has bugun to entail since last weekend, i was wondering if you would like to link me for a drink sometime? i thought that you may be able to appease my suffering?
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That's a cute story, but I think it's been made up by a cunning PR in order to raise awareness and shift some dogs before the Xmas influx.
Everyone knows dogs are stupid.
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Are you saying that because your heart is made of coal or because you personally failed to sneak out four of your girlfriends for a midnight feast of swiss roll and ginger beer in the second year French trip at Clumpton School for Girls.
Look at his cheeky face. I reckon he did it.
I want to believe he did it.
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quote:Originally posted by squeegy: funkypurplepants you appear to have become lost. This is fine, mistakes happen. Simply click here and be on your way.
Thanks!
lol, thank you dude but i dont think it could keep me away from vp very long
Perhaps it was that precocious painting girl who let them out? Probably wanted to learn how to paint a dog that actually looked like a dog. Cuh!
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Has anyone used 'houndini' in their headlines? Anyway, this houndini story was on the breakfast telly this morning, acting as heartwarming counterpoint to the tragic story of the 18-year-old that fell off her balcony on holiday in Turkey and isn't covered by her insurance because she was drunk. Except she denies being drunk and said she just had one drink. But the hospital staff said they smelled alcohol on her breath so the insurance ain't payin'. This raises all sorts of questions, but there was light relief. Chris de Burgh, hero of the hour, offered to pay the money to get the girl home - the telly man asked her, on the phone from her hospital bed if that wasn't good news?
"Er, yeah," she says.
"You'll probably not have any Chris de Burgh records, but I expect you'll go and buy one now?"
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I would recommend she get The Very Best of Chris de Burgh. It's got the good stuff (Ferryman, The Traveller, Waiting for the Hurricane etc) but is - thankfully - pre-Lady in Red.
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have not read the story - were blood tests done? if the insurance company has proof that she was drunk, why should they pay up? if they don't have substantial proof, then they should pay.
quote:Originally posted by dang65: "You'll probably not have any Chris de Burgh records, but I expect you'll go and buy one now?"
what the fuck has chris de burgh got to do with this bird? Is he just after the 'isnt he a nice guy' sales factor, or is it something a little more sinister. Maybe he threw her off and she has no recollection, maybe he dropped a little rohypnol in her "1" drink? Answers to tomboy@conspiracytheories-r-us
quote:Originally posted by vikram: have not read the story - were blood tests done? if the insurance company has proof that she was drunk, why should they pay up? if they don't have substantial proof, then they should pay.
simple!
Yes, you'd think so. No blood tests done according to the girl, so it's basically her word against theirs, with the slight advantage to the insurance company that they have hospital witnesses that her breath smelled of alcohol - and that they're the ones with the money so tough tits.
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quote:Originally posted by jnhoj: He's probably her dad
i was actually after something a little more juicy than that, but considering her dad is worried about the £35,000 its gonna cost you might well be right. The nice guy record sales boost factor it is then!
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