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Cherry In Hove
Channel 39

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saltrock
"absolutely no idea whatsoever"

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Just seen the news and twigged what you are on about. Yes 'tis [Frown]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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It is rather sadface. I saw a report on a satellite news channel last night where they interviewed some Superman fans.

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"Who will save us now?"

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"Now Superman can fly once more."

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Black Mask

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
"Who will save us now?"

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Self-Absorbed-Balding-Quadriplegic Man!

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I didn't see you making any jokes about him when he were alive, pussy.

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Ringo

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It's not cool to rip on a crip while he's alive. Except Steven Hawking.

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dang65
it's all the rage

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I actually went looking for some Christopher Reeve jokes yesterday to post on the Billy Connelly/Ken Bigley memorial thread, but one page I found was so completely badmeaningsatanbad that I kind of lost my appetite for said jape. ??? [Confused]

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Thorn Davis

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That site is awful. Probably the worst link I've even seen. Like, nice work Dang.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Q: Was Christopher Reeve an asshole?
A: Yes.

I get the feeling that they haven't quite managed to understand the concept of a joke.

Q: Are these jokes?
A: No.

Hahahahahhaha hahahah.
Hm.

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Thorn Davis

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There are loads of "jokes" on there that don't qualify as jokes under any of the accepted definitions of 'jokes'

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Q: Does Jesus approve of abortions?

A: No, because it is a sin to kill a living thing

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Ask her if she would like to be impregnated, and then impregnate her without using contraception.

Or am I being thick? Have I missed something? Does funkypurplepants think these are the funniest jokes ever written?

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New Way Of Decay

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What I like about dang is that he dosn't just pile in with any old pun. No! He utilises the very finest of pun-searching software. Punix 0.7 and Lolster. Gotta admire the groundwork.

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vikram

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That is one of the best sites I have ever seen.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson shit on the sofa?

A: Because he didn't feel like getting up and going to the bathroom.

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Black Mask

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
I didn't see you making any jokes about him when he were alive, pussy.

Oh, I'm pretty sure I did. I seem to remember a photo timeline...

[ 12.10.2004, 09:05: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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When I was seven years old, Christopher Reeve refused to give me his autograph when I saw him in JFK airport in New York. I never liked him much after that.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Originally posted by Bandy:
When I was seven years old, Christopher Reeve refused to give me his autograph when I saw him in JFK airport in New York. I never liked him much after that.

"For the last time, kid, I'm NOT Superman. Want me to prove it?"

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Black Mask

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Originally posted by Bandy:
When I was seven years old, Christopher Reeve refused to give me his autograph when I saw him in JFK airport in New York. I never liked him much after that.

See? What a wan... Hold on. How old are you, Bandy?

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vikram

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Remake the photo timeline, Baz. Please.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
"For the last time, kid, I'm NOT Superman. Want me to prove it?"

Oh fuck. I just made a joke about a dead cripple.
Shame on me!

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Black Mask

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Laurie Anderson is going to sing at his funeral. For free!

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New Way Of Decay

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
Laurie Anderson is going to sing at his funeral. For free!

Supersaver! More money for stem cells.

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
See? What a wan... Hold on. How old are you, Bandy?

25. In fact this morning my dad sent me a text message saying that if i'd got that autograph it would be worth a whole lot more now.

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New Way Of Decay

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25. In fact this morning my dad sent me a text message saying that if i'd got that autograph it would be worth a whole lot more now.

I'm going to kill myself. I thought you were older but looked younger and thats how it was possible to be a loser like myself, just because I needed a few more years.

:weep:

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Black Mask

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Christopher Reeve's Diary:
12th May 1995 -

Dear Diary,

Feeling good. Preparations for the equestrian competition are going fine. I read today about something called stem-cell research. I'm not sure what it is but, apparently, the government are against it. That doesn't seem fair to me. As soon as this equestrian competition is out of the way I think I'm going to dedicate my life to getting stem-cell research recognised, respected and fully-funded. Well, must go Diary. Fingers crossed all goes well for the competition.

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Black Mask

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Originally posted by Bandy:
[QB] 25.

Oh, cool. If you were seven or something his refusal would've been forgiveable.

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