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everyone seems to think that i am a poor troll or just full of shit, here is anybodys chance to question me if you feel. So many threads that i have posted on have turned into a kill fpp for his opinions, or just generally gun him. I dont really care too much but i thought that i would start a thread for those who are inquisitive, or them who still have some insults for me.
quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: why are you called funkypurplepants, and what colour pants are you wearing now?
sadly white cotton boxers, why funky purple pants? honest truth, i like purple and the word funky i find cool, and pants is one of those words that can be a boring everyday item of clothing but it can also be quite an expressive term for something that is shit. really i dont know, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Hey FPP. I feel bad for calling you a "cunt" earlier. So by way of apology, I've taken the time to edit your initial post down to the most salient points, in the hope of getting this thread going:
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I think I have the same pants as astro! Not on right now mind you, but at home. In a scarily similar pants phenomenon I am wearing pink primark shorts-stlye pants. Is Wednesday pink primark pants day? Is anyone else wearing pink primark pants today? barry? anyone?
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Hey FPP. I feel bad for calling you a "cunt" earlier. So by way of apology, I've taken the time to edit your initial post down to the most salient points, in the hope of getting this thread going:
quote: [*]i am a poor troll
not a troll, dont have a shock of purple hair, dont live under a bridge, don eat goats (unless in curry), not a tmo'er before my first post as fpp. i do however qualify as poor.
Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask:
quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: Bright pink bikini-style!
You could auction those, online. Right now. Here.
Excellent idea! I'd only have to earn £1 for them and I'd have made 100% profit. Although in the interests of honesty I should point out that they've got a little bit of elastic sticking out of the side.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: "cunt"
is this a question? i have to say sorry dude, but the answer is bollocks
quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: I dont really care too much but i thought that i would start a thread for those who are inquisitive, or them who still have some insults for me.
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Where has he gone? Stupid FPP. I am waiting for him to tell me if he is my primarklovematch! How can he keep me waiting like this? Do you know what this means? Do you? A boy who shops in primark?! No. How could you know what this means. IT MEANS that a) he is super cool and trendy but budget concious like me OR b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: A boy who shops in primark?! No. How could you know what this means. IT MEANS that a) he is super cool and trendy but budget concious like me OR b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...
sorry to keep you sweetie, it may be that i am your primark prince. I am not really a fashion conscious person, I wear what is comfortable, jeans, t-shirt and trainers man is me.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Where has he gone? b) he is super pikey. I'm the eternal optimist but it all rests on this one answer...
not this one, i am familiar with a few, but i havent seen them in years, since the last glastonbury i went to (1998 or 1999 lots of drugs since then so not entirely sure) but to label me as a pikey? no fair. just a fluffy hippie kid, who had a skin head after getting nits in my dreadlocks, or mat of grime is a better description
quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: just a fluffy hippie kid, who had a skin head after getting nits in my dreadlocks, or mat of grime is a better description
quote:Originally posted by funkypurplepants: ask thorn
ooooooooooo
Before you get too excited, FPP is just referring to idea that I was the person whose phone he threw out the window on a train, once, in an incident that never happened.
I've never met FPP in real life, as far as I'm aware.
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