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Given to Mr T Davis, in exchange for what, what I ask you?
Birthday gift:
Birthday message: you told me about the Pamela Anderson novel too late....
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Forgive my impudence, but isn't it in fact Veep's birthday, and she is aggrieved at the low quality of present she has received from Thron after many years of loyal service?
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Thorn your Birthday is the day after my brother in law's. I accidentally bought him two presents this year, if you'd have said you could have had either the Franz Ferdinand album or a £10 HMV voucher.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Alone, I walk the sands of time, The graying hairs, The despair loneliness. The fear of failure. I seek shelter from this storm inside myself. Delving deep, retreating from the darkness of pain and suffering. Trying to blur out the bleakness of my existence. But the whipping winds of fear and inevitability of my future. still build momentum.
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Fifteen days after October the Eleventh, VP tells us it's Thorn's Twenty-Seventh, Which means he was born in Nineteen Seventy-Seven, Which, strangely, vaguely rhymes with Eleven, Filling this poem with Elevens and Sevens, To which one can only proclaim, "Fudckin' Heavens!" It's also got Twenty and Fifteen in and this is, An excuse to give you Twenty-Fifteen birthday kisses.
xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx [*gasps for air*] xxx xxx x
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I thought this was going to be a link to pictures of Latin American porn star 'Promise', who was born on the exact same day as me. This dog is quite simply a disappointment.
Thanks ofr my birthday messages (so far)! My day got off to a good start with pancakes in bed, although it has gone downhill since arriving at work as noone knows/cares it's my birthday.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Happy Birthday Thorn.
I was in London this weekend. And before I went, I gave serious thought to emailing you and attempting to arrange some kind of assignation. Because I really, quite wanted to met you. But I didn't. Because I bottled it. But I thought you might like to know that.
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Greenpeace is just like the BNP, just with like…seals and stuff Posts: 211
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Would anyone mind going here please? Thanks. Sorry. I realise I am starting to use this place as a market research focus group, but that will allchange soon when I start my new job, I promise.
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Godd I am late again and you have probably already left work to go to the pub and that BUT anyway! I hope you had/are continuing to have a fabulous buka..sorry..birthday!
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