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Has anyone else seen this advertised on TV? For those that do not know, it is a new cleaning potion and when I first heard it on TV I thought someone was having a laugh.
Cillit bang...what sort of name is that?
Does it work TMO'ers DOES IT.DOES IT?
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By the looks of the advert it's got some strong stuff in it. Did you see what it did to that penny???
So, if you want, you can disolve your money in it. Just imagine taking a jar of greeny-brown liquid in to the bank - "There's five quid in 2ps and 1ps in there you know".
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Domain hijacking it seems as people have reported buying the actual stuff I notice. It would be a bit of a shitty viral campaign as it would rely on people tracking down the site themselves rather than just putting the URL on the advert.
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Last night I dreamed about Cillit Bang, and I was trying to replicate the thing with the penny, only I was using a quid, and it didn't work. It made it a bit smoother, but it didn't look like new. So, first of the evidence coming through there that maybe it's not as impressive as the ad claims.
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That advert's really scary. Has anyone (Harry Hill?) done a pisstake of this one yet? Seems to have an effect like piranhas on a joint of meat like they'd use in Extreme Death Fishies Of The World, with John Lydon. Who's going to be the first to have a syringe full of this stuff sprayed on them? Actually, I wonder what effect it has on car paintwork. Must resist.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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quote:Originally posted by dang65: That advert's really scary.
Try watching it on Dutch TV. They've dubbed it so the mouths continue moving after the characters have stopped speaking. Also, they say things that don't match their mouth-movements. *shudder*
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god! i hate that film. i know a girl who maintains she nearly killed herself because of rita, sue and bob too. she says every time she had a depressive crisis she would turn on channel 4 and rita, sue and bob too would be on, and she would be singing 'were having a gangbang, we're having a ball' to herself over and over and over in her head for the next 24 hours. after the sixth time in five years of rita sue and bob too confirming to her that life was an essentially bleak and utterly joyless farrago in her lowest moment, she decided that it was god trying to tell her something. she bought the paracetomol and everything. last time i saw her she had had a nose job and was much happier- and in the intervening period the advent of filmfour had ensured that rita, sue and bob too will never grace our screens again. thank FUCK.
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Yes. I just can't fathom out how Rita, Sue and Bob Too got all the way through filming, editing and releasing without anyone ever saying "er, hang on a minute, this is actually a bit shit, isn't it? Let's all go home." Leon The Pig Farmer also makes me think this.
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quote:Originally posted by omikin: looking forward to going home and pouring a bottle of something cold down my neck.
Just make sure that it's not Cillit Bang! Have you seen what is does to calcium??!!1!11!!
Also, I might be in Solihull shopping and eating tomorrow if you fancy a quick pint?
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curses! was only thinking about this on the way in this morning. unfortunately i shall be spending most of tomorrow in other areas of the west midlands in pursuit of ski boots. what time will you be in the costa del solihull till?
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Well, I am not entirely sure. You see, I have had a Belated Birthday Day Out arranged for me by one of my friends. She means well, bless her but I just want to go to a pub. So far, the day is looking like this;
10.30 - have hair de-pensionered
1.00 - 1.30 - arrive in Solihull to meet friend
1.30 onwards. Go shopping for clothes (and be enraged by lack of sleeves on dresses), eat some Tapas and drink some wine, go to cinema, go back to friend's house for more wine. And more wine.
As you can see, I'm a bit vague time-wise after 1.30.
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