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I think it may have been more of a catalogue type of thing rather than a porn mag, per se, but he has learning difficulties and I wasn't about to debate the ins and outs of it with him on his doorstep. I know he sent off for it from Birmingham and it took 3 weeks to arrive. He told me that several times.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: I know he sent off for it from Birmingham and it took 3 weeks to arrive. He told me that several times.
Ah yes, that'll be Bostin' Babs. This was a piece work where you beelt oop a prupper posh outfeet over several weeks, starting with a thong and ending up with a pink tracksuit and a pale blue baseball cap with "pornstar" written in glitter on it.
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I have just learned that in the Reuters staff canteen a full breakfast is one (1) English pound. Reuters home of bankers and big piles of cash and generally wealthy people. In my hospital a breakfast is three and a half (3.5) English pounds. The hospital where all the nurses work for fuck all, not to mention the grotesquely underpaid research scientists. That is 3.5x more expensive, and I’m guessing that your average Reuters money fondler earns at least 3x more than a nurse or porter or whatever.
Christ!
The only comfort is that the breakfasts here are utterly inedible so the price is irrelevant. I bet the Reuters breakfasts are really nice…
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I would imagine the Reuters breakfasts have a much higher furtive, resentful gob:food ratio that the hospital ones.
Speculation: how many pints of other people's furtive, resentful saliva/mucus have obnoxious City types ingested by the time they're 40? In excess of a jeroboam, I would guess.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Well, we don't even have a canteen. Although we do have a 'snack box' containing dubious sounding snacks from unknown brands that cost 60 cents each. We work in an open plan office so anyone who gets the muchies has to cross the entire office to get to the snack box in the back. If, by chance, nobody notices the trek across the office, they will be alerted by the sound of the coins dropping in the coin box and the rustling of the wrappers. There is always someone who makes a diet/health related comment so you can't even enjoy your Space Cookie in peace...
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How many calories are there in a Space Cookie? I want the answer to be "None". I want that to be a funny zero-gravity related joke. Does it work at all? Can anyone help me out here?
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Does it work at all?
No. And no again - nobody can help you.
You've been funny once today, turbo, but I'm sorry to say it didn't quite work second time around. Nice try though. Are you miffed at me because I said you could be a droplet of sperm or something?
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Droplet of sperm? Must have missed that one. It's all very well thinking it's funny when I make fun of Bamba - not quite so funny when I focus on you, eh? Anyway, I'm not miffed with anyone but I am in a crap mood. I guess I need a Space Cookie.
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Yes, when you said you would be the japs eye, on the other thread. But the thing you said about Bamba was much funnier than the thing you said about me. Although if I read your comment about me in a deadpan Dutch accent then it makes me smile a little bit more.
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I always called it 'the little hole at the end of the penis'. It's lyrical skills like that that made me the award-winning copywriter I am today, folks!
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