"The sponsorship of the brown ball really puts the fun back into snooker..."
God, it really does doesn't it. When does the tournament start? I can't wait. If only Formula 1 would do something this exciting.
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what the article doesn't mention, is that for his sponsorship cash, Jimmy is required to only pot the brown balls, to drink HP instead of water and to wear a costume that looks like a bottle of HP.
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Following on from Chas loves Horse Face and Charles and Camel to wed, I notice that other forums I visit while waiting for Thorn to post have thread titles like, Prince Charles to marry a trog and Prince Charles to marry Rod Hull. Have any other people got examples of how this joyful and heartwarming news has been announced elsewhere?
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channel 5 local news this morning mentioned this. and then said she wouldn't be known as queen camilla, but her royal highness the duchess of cornwall.
and then (who presents the weather) started talking about corn and cornwall or something.
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quote:Originally posted by dang65: Following on from Chas loves Horse Face and Charles and Camel to wed, I notice that other forums I visit while waiting for Thorn to post have thread titles like, Prince Charles to marry a trog and Prince Charles to marry Rod Hull. Have any other people got examples of how this joyful and heartwarming news has been announced elsewhere?
What's your point here dang? You've already annoyed me once today with your bilious views on older women who you consider to be unattractive. Astro said it to someone on handbag and I questioned it here: what the fuck have her looks got to do with it? Men in public life don't attract anything like the same level of criticism about their age or appearance. If you're making a point then make it, but if you're just bored then go and have a wank or something.
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but glazer IS a KNOB. and if he gets in as mcr utd head honcho, some how or other the good citizens of ALL of greater mcr will end up paying. for anything done to the stadium etc. somehow it'll affet more than the man utd fans. he has the potential to affect everyone in manchester.
so don't just write it off as "pah football". in tampa, where his team is, the local government is financing the building of a new stadium for him. that the populace are paying for. and none of the profits get given back to them. its much the same here with the titans. we built a stadium for them, they pay us a pittance to say thanks, the rest of the money is the owners. we don't even get any money from the food stalls....which as you can imagine do a great trade.
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C'mon, Damo, this is Manchester. No-one goes against Bernstein and wins, certainly not some jumped up team buying tycoon. And fans with placards bearing the comedy legend Manchester United is Not For Sale is just taking lack of self-knowledge or any sense of irony to it's furthest and most painful extreme. Wankers.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: Though, Uber, Dang didn't actually concur with any of the views, he was just reporting them.
Yeah but he has posted other dubious views on women in the past, the bardot thing is the immediate example that springs to mind. I mentioned this in my first post on this thread as I was surprised at Waynster, and I also noticed that Darryn made a comment the other day about Condoleeza Rice in the other thread on how attractive she was(n't) and nothing to do with her views on policy or whatever.
I'm just saying there's been some dubious views about women and their level of attractiveness in relation to their worth / age etc being spurted on the forum. And it has annoyed me. Today. Perhaps it is just my hangover. Feel free to call me feminazi etc etc - cos really I'm just annoyed cos I need some good hard cock :rollseyes:
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Darryn made a comment the other day about Condoleeza Rice in the other thread on how attractive she was(n't)
I noticed that! I was suprised that our lovely Darryn could be so gauche.
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Louche
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Whilst I said Dang didn't neccessarily concur with the views he reported, I didn't say that he didn't wholeheartedly endorse them.
Does that wriggle me in tortured prose out of the way of the Uber-knife? Also, I was dead impressed with Astro's Handbag Hag Slapdown. Astro is ace.
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Uber's got a point - after all when John McCirrick was on Big Brother, it wasn't like you had all the forettes commenting on how gross he is and how the idea of having sex with him was revolting.
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I don't think commenting on how unattractive you on a personal level find someone has anything to do with what that person is worth on any other level.
Didn't mean to offend (sorry) by saying how hugely unattractive I find Condoleezza Rice – I bet she thinks I’m a dog too.
That said it was a touch crass - In my defense I'd been wasting time at B3ta most of the day photoshopping Americans and all you can really do with Condoleezza is turn her into a werewolf and it doesn't take much shopping either..
I expect if she was a 'right good looker' that someone would only comment that she probably got the job based on looks which would be just as bad as me saying she an ugly.
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: I didn't though did I?
No - but Astro did, and now she's trying to be all like "Yeah! Yeah!" alongside you. There's a traitor in your midst, Uber, and she's weakening your position. You should do the right thing and cut her loose.
Oh and FWIW, I remember London making a number of unflattering remarks about me way back in the beginning, so she can quit her harping about 'God, why do men have to go on about how attractive women aren't', too.
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