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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: There is, after all, a much better picture that could be used as the new standard smiley on TMO - one featuring a bemused looking Benway and a certain Mr Bamba doing a very good impression of The Hulk (right down to the straining trousers)....
If someone posts this up I will be grateful in ways that defy even the most debauched imagination.
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quote:Originally posted by Bamba: Is this a competition to see which person can find the worst image of the other? Is that really what you want Sidney?
No of course not, Stupid Hulk Face Bamabe. Besides, I am not scared by your threats. I am well used to seeing my doughy, gurning visage posted on these boards. However, I do think that TMO's very own Incredible Hulk should get the recognition he duly deserves.
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To celebrate, let us post snippets of furtively acquired pornographs of fellow posters - then try to guess the identity of the naked mystery forumite! Funfunfun.
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Jesus, Benway, you could've at least let people guess first. I bet you're one of those cunts who talks all the way through a DVD - wannabe director's spastic commentary - and ruins the film for everyone by revealing what happens at the end.
Now. Would someone please repost that photograph of Thorn's arse falling out of bed? I lost it when some virus obliterated my computer and deleted everything on my hard drive.
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Speaking of patronising the ancestors....did anyone see last night's Horizon all about Neanderthals?
You know, the short aggressive ones who would've been our ancestors except that we apparently wiped them out. Allegedly.
For some reason I thought if was fucking hilarious. (Possibly nervous exhaustion I grant you.)
One of the scientific experiments they did was to get a tall skinny human and a short stocky human to sit in a bath of ice and see how they reacted. The implication being that the tall skinny one was human and the short stocky one was "a bit like a Neanderthal". But not.
Nevermind patronising the ancestors - that man will probably have to go and live in North Korea to escape the sheer humiliation of being a stand-in Neanderthal.
In lieu of a picture of a naked forumite, here's a not-quite-naked-ice-age-short-bloke:
quote:Originally posted by Fionnula the Cooler: Now. Would someone please repost that photograph of Thorn's arse falling out of bed? I lost it when some virus obliterated my computer and deleted everything on my hard drive.
My God, that's exactly how I lost my copy of that picture. Perhaps I'm carrying some sort of virus in my ass.
I think it was Misc who originally hosted the picture for me, but it would be a twisted creature indeed that held on to a copy.
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No, because it's a fact that rick witter smells of piss, and anybody who is anybody on TMO has stood near stealgate for a comedy photo, and can testify that he smells of libraries. Even more so than Ben.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: that isn't really me.
I know. I would like to clarify that my "holy crap" response was a "knee-jerk" reaction to the sexxus images of naked male flesh and not because I thought it was benway. You really can trust me on that one.
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Genuinely: I dread to think what I might have uploaded to Misc's host and subsequently forgotten about. Am I the only one to bristle and flush at the thought of what grim treasures we might unearth?
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If Misc's sick photo album becomes public property, will it say who uploaded each particular image or will we have to guess? I'm all for anonymity. Guessing would be cool.
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Yes. Anonymous would be cool. At least then we could deny the fuck out of our associations with any incriminating/humiliating pieces of photograph.
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: If Misc's sick photo album becomes public property, will it say who uploaded each particular image or will we have to guess? I'm all for anonymity. Guessing would be cool.
It would be almost impossible to tell as you don't need to login to upload so the only thing to identify people would be IP addresses which doesn't really work.
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I'm thinking of moving my ImageUploadThingy™ to a faster, more reliable server. At the moment, I can't browse the directory because the server times out before it can retrieve the 6000+ filenames.
I might have a mess about with some PHP over the weekend and see if I can create a series of thumbnail galleries, but I also might have better things to do, so don't get your hopes up.
quote:Originally posted by damo: was my first thought too. erm. not that i've sexed him. i was going off his friendster pic.
What's the implication there damo?!!1 the boy lived in my front room for 6 months and he spent most of that time looking at porn on my PC in his undercrackers!
That picture also looks like my ex-husband. He has a freakishly long torso - the body proportions which are also thankfully repeated everywhere else.
eta: problems with tenses there. in many senses of the word.
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