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Black Mask

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Look down there.

I'm a bit pissed.

[ 12.07.2005, 17:51: Message edited by: Black Mask ]

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Black Mask

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quote:
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Do we ban Islamic fundamentalists or geeks?

Hello!

Looks like the bombers were Brits. Long-time viewers will know I have a friend who was pals with some of the Tipton Taliban. He told me they were a bunch of wankers who couldn't play football, couldn't get a bird and threw up when they had a pint. Depressed and marginalised they spent more and more time at the Mosque.

Remember Columbine? Friendless deadbeats who imagined themselves into Angels of Death. Motivated by a lack of motivation. Lack of direction. Lack of... Lack of.

So... are the enemies just deadbeats? The British, post-colonial, second-generation equivalent of the Trenchcoat Mafia? Or, something else?

Let me know.



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doc d
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look its blatanly obvious that there is a division of geeks and nerds.
i count myself as a geek.

anyone who can't attempt to play football, drink etc. nerds.

and are extreme trouble.


take my roommate.
please.

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Black Mask

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Hi, doc.

How you doin'?

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doc d
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oh hanging in there mask.
its getting "squeaky bum time" here in nashville.
work is piling up, wife arrives in 15 days, have to pack, have to move. have to tell one of my bosses that a project needs to go on the back burner while i hammer the other project.
but!
Ron Jeremy is in town on friday to open the HollywoodHustler porn store that opened at the end of june.

plus:
roommate has decided that "porn is where its at". in terms of money making. and wants to start hosting a business with two other people. one of whom is a friend.
no doubt there's money to be made, but i had to explain "market saturation, freely available, a government that is making it harder for porn businesses, have to find niche porn" which made me sound like:
1) a porn hound
2) a wanker
3) a professional tit.

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Black Mask

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15 days, eh?

I assume you'll be having sex.

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Black Mask

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quote:
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have to find niche porn

A guy I know has a website selling videos of him being roughed-up by overweight, middle-aged women in scary masks. He's making ends meet. Keeping the wolf from the door. Plus, he really enjoys his work.

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doc d
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well.
really.
i didn't come here to have my wife's good name cast in shadow.

but yes.
i would fucking hope so.

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doc d
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
have to find niche porn

A guy I know has a website selling videos of him being roughed-up by overweight, middle-aged women in scary masks. He's making ends meet. Keeping the wolf from the door. Plus, he really enjoys his work.
why don't you just say "i have a website etc"? i won't judge you.
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Black Mask

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I'd post a link, but I genuinely can't remember the URL.

If I had a successful porno site it would probably be paedo-sub/dom. Me being driven around toyshops and emptying my wallet, then going around on my hands and knees picking shit up and fixing milkshakes.

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doc d
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mine would be audition style bestiality.

featuring big needles going into hermaphrodites ovaries, filling them with DNA, and waiting a week for fluorescence in specific cell types.

with a voice over by the person doing the injection saying stuff like "ooh, don't burst you bastard" and "gotcha"

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Black Mask

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Do hermaphroditic ovaries fluoresce?

Pity they can't have them on the outside.

Cool.

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doc d
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er. no.
but their guts do. (background fluorescence).

we inject DNA into the developing gonad, that in 2 generations time will cause fluorescence in specific cells. (ie muscle in the pharynx, different nerve types, in the body wall muscle etc etc).

doc d: currently available for instant pedantry.

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god that really was as uninteresting to read as it was to write it.

suggestions as to how i end my days on a postcard to:
get me out of science and into the back seat
nashville
tn

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Black Mask

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quote:
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back seat
nashville
tn

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doc d
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damn thats the scene that goes on outside my window every night.
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doc d
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but seriously.
when do i decide "enoughs enough. i want to earn a salary not a stipend"?
and how?

i'm thinking porn isn't an option.

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Black Mask

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quote:
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"enoughs enough. i want to earn a salary not a stipend"?
and how?

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doc d
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what?
i mutate myself into an animated gif?
how does that work?

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fish
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quote:
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what?
i mutate myself into an animated gif?
how does that work?

Well you can make a start by injecting stuff into your gonads and seeing if they flouresce. Post the results here please.
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doc d
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er. i don't believe in testing stuff on myself.

do we have any volunteers?

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fish
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quote:
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er. i don't believe in testing stuff on myself.

do we have any volunteers?

If you don't believe in testing on yourself, how do you ever hope to achieve the superpowers necessary for international villany?!
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doc d
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well i'm hoping to create a mutant army. that way i don't get my fingers dirty. and get to act out my controlling the world fantasy.
"fly my pretties" etc etc.

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quote:
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well i'm hoping to create a mutant army. that way i don't get my fingers dirty. and get to act out my controlling the world fantasy.
"fly my pretties" etc etc.

Talking of flies, perhaps you could clear something up that's been bugging (har!) me for a while... why are fruit flies called fruit flies? They don't look anything like any fruit I've ever eaten. I could understand it if they were round and orange. Or even long, yellow and slightly bendy. But to me they just look like normal flies! It's madness I tell you. Madness!
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quote:
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Talking of flies, perhaps you could clear something up that's been bugging (har!) me for a while... why are fruit flies called fruit flies? They don't look anything like any fruit I've ever eaten. I could understand it if they were round and orange. Or even long, yellow and slightly bendy. But to me they just look like normal flies! It's madness I tell you. Madness! [/QB]

are you on your own down there?
i think you've been sniffing the ribena again haven't you?

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fish
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Hmmm, yes. It's the tablets doctor, honestly. Lariums. Yummy. they don't mix well with alcohol though I have fouhdn.
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doc d
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larium. nice.
if the malaria doesn't get you the madness will.

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doc d
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anyway:
nice to hear from everyone.
night.
and in a bit.

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Black Mask

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Can we start this again? Back on topic?

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Thorn Davis

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I think you're right insofar as these people are probably directionless, angry people giving purpose and drive to their angst by identifying with incendiary words against the War Against Terror. It's similar to the attitude that drives lunk-headed nitwits to pick up placards and chase paediatricians out of their homes, or murder someone because their brother might have been a nonce. People imagine themselves into being less meaningless than they actually are once they get a cause to identify with, to put them squarely in the right.

This is going to be a bad time for British Muslims, I reckon. Remember how after Columbine kinds were identified as being 'potentially problematic' for things as simple as wearing heavy metal t-shirts and just behaving differently? This seems worse, like it's going to exacerbate racial tensions to a grisly degree. If people were willing to hound a paediatrician out of her home, what's going to stop them identifying every Muslim as a potential terrorist? I mean, I just can't help but think this is going to be disastrous for race relations in the UK.

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New Way Of Decay

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No..erm black in the er Union Jack...

edit: yes I see the date.....

[ 13.07.2005, 04:55: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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quote:
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No..erm black in the er Union Jack...

Well that's lovely and all, but what about the brown, yellow, beige and pink people?
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This is just the kind of shit you'd expect from some pasty looking left wing skinny middle aged white man. Fucking racial apologist. I bet the **** has a single token black friend who he demeaningly calls 'brother'.

It's people like this who should be bombed.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
what?
i mutate myself into an animated gif?
how does that work?

Well you can make a start by injecting stuff into your gonads and seeing if they flouresce. Post the results here please.
And in this came the unintended inspiration for the web site that came to revolutionize the online porn business: drdamosglowinggonads.com

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See? Typical for me. A thread finally gets back on topic and along I come with a jape about balls to throw it all off topic again.

As you were.

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