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coming up to 4000 posts, London. Anything planned? How about a casio-punk inspired look at TMO, as seen through the eyes of a teenage slut holding two pint glasses up to her eyes and going "woooooouhhhh"?
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: [self pity] Cheers Dazzler, but I'm planning on just wrapping myself in a duvet and gently rocking to try and put myself into a healing trance. I've kind of reached the end of the line with dealing with problems like this, so I'm just going to leave it, and try to lose my mind. Although, if I can sort out this loan, then I can pay my rent up, and get a man in. But, alas, I'm not exactly credit-friendly. I've lived without running water for a couple of months now, but the image of Louise carrying a bucket of hot water from the shower so she can washup a bowl for breakfast was heartbreaking, and prepped me for my upcoming transition from sane and bothered to mad and peaceful.[/self pity]
Bloody hell Benway, you've given me an urge to start crocheting blankets now and distributing them amongst the people of the streets. Any colour preference?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: But the idea in the title of the thread isn't the idea of the thread itself - the thread's actually about stupid people and the stupid things stupid people do.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: I wish Stevie X was here to explain what this thread was about, and how its content relates to the title.
Yeah, so, urm - humanity letting folk down. One example would be that no western government has instituted a law where fat people have to pay double on the bus.
quote:Originally posted by MonkeySusan: One example would be that no western government has instituted a law where fat people have to pay double on the bus.
Fat people shouldn't be let on the bust at all, make 'em walk it'll do 'em good.
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quote:Originally posted by MonkeySusan: One example would be that no western government has instituted a law where fat people have to pay double on the bus.
Fat people shouldn't be let on the bust at all, make 'em walk it'll do 'em good.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: I wish Stevie X was here to explain what this thread was about, and how its content relates to the title.
Yeah, so, urm - humanity letting folk down. One example would be that no western government has instituted a law where fat people have to pay double on the bus.
What about pregnant people - would that law apply to them too? I suppose they take up as much room, but it just doesn't seem fair (unless they are crack whores w/their latest in a string of pimp pregnancies).
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I was planning "cruel and mocking", rather than "erotic and slippery".
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quote:Originally posted by rooster: What about pregnant people - would that law apply to them too? I suppose they take up as much room, but it just doesn't seem fair (unless they are crack whores w/their latest in a string of pimp pregnancies).
Whu? This post seems based on the idea that pregnant people are somehow better than fat people, when in reality they're as bad if not worse.
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What about pregnant people - would that law apply to them too? I suppose they take up as much room, but it just doesn't seem fair (unless they are crack whores w/their latest in a string of pimp pregnancies). [/QB][/QUOTE]
Pregnant people would not have to pay double under the MS regime. Their kids will eventually pay taxes (hopefully) and will therefore contribute to society. Their weight serves a purpose.
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quote:Originally posted by rooster: What about pregnant people - would that law apply to them too? I suppose they take up as much room, but it just doesn't seem fair (unless they are crack whores w/their latest in a string of pimp pregnancies).
When I was working for TFL I was told that a law passed made it impossible to charge for foetuses but if a fat person was so hungry that they ate a baby, it would count as a double fare.
I bet they got the UBB right on that thread you were condemning eh Monkususan.
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yeah, but Rooster has made it clear that if the woman is pregnant, under the evil influences of addiction, and turning to prostitution to feed her habit, then she's worse than a fat person. This seems fair.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Whu? This post seems based on the idea that pregnant people are somehow better than fat people, when in reality they're as bad if not worse.
True actually. Because you could give birth to a fat baby.
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I'm imagining one of those comic scales at the entrance to the bus. People in line stepping on the scale (like the good egg, bad egg one in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory): Pregnant, Fat, Pregnant, Fat, Fat - scale makes whirring noise and shoots up, settles and lands on "Pregnant crackwhore" and door opens up to send her to hell.
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Pregnant people aren't actually as fat as fat people in my experience. Pregnancy just makes you fat in a single area, whereas most fat folk are fat all over: hips, face, thighs, the works.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Pregnant people aren't actually as fat as fat people in my experience. Pregnancy just makes you fat in a single area, whereas most fat folk are fat all over: hips, face, thighs, the works.
But you can pack fat people on the bus by squishing them, not so for pregnant people.
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I can't believe Rooster is trying to tell us babies aren't squishy. This one time when I was working at the nursery I was changing a nappy on a baby. I slightly touched his stomach and he pooed everywhere, as if the only thing that was helping him keep his shape, was his shit.
quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Pregnant people aren't actually as fat as fat people in my experience. Pregnancy just makes you fat in a single area, whereas most fat folk are fat all over: hips, face, thighs, the works.
Fat hands are odd. How can you eat so much that your hands get fat?
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