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MonkeySusan
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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
The scale is as follows:

Normal person: Single fare

What's a normal person? I'm a big guy, but not what anyone would consider fat. Should a petite person only pay half a fare?
Petite people don't get tax cuts. They pay a single fare.

As for you Ralph, it depends. If you're not fat you don't pay double. Simple.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by MonkeySusan:
Petite people don't get tax cuts. They pay a single fare.

As for you Ralph, it depends. If you're not fat you don't pay double. Simple.

I think your plan is full of flaws. I think people should step on a scale, much like produce, and pay by the pound.
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rooster
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I agree with ralph (heavens!) but I'm not in my right mind as I am currently fuming with rage.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Way (weigh?) to promote anorexia!
Idiots...

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Benny the Ball
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I'm tall, and heavy, but not fat. I'd feel cheated.

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Cherry In Hove
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Why are you complaining Misc? Your bus fare will be about 12p
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He's got heavy bones.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by SilverGinger5:
Why are you complaining Misc? Your bus fare will be about 12p

In my helium-filled jacket I could just float along behind the bus, like a zero-g Marty Mc Fly.
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by kovacs:
Pregnancy just makes you fat in a single area

Actually, I think pregnant people are fat wherever they go.

/coat

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
I agree with ralph (heavens!) but I'm not in my right mind as I am currently fuming with rage.

She's still upset we abandoned the countdown.

I'd resume counting if I could, but I won't, due to being the result of an American education and also incapable of handling large numbers having not worn sandals today.

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rooster
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Geesh Scott. Way to ruin my already pathetic reputation.
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Darryn.R
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Am I the only one who doesn't understand who this is and what the picture means ?

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Roy
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I am a comrade in ignorance, D.
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froopyscot
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Apparently, it's this person, though I too fail to see what she has to do with the price of eggs.

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OJ
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A right click tells me it's Summer Phoenix. A previous post mentioned "a fat person in summer". NWOD is involved. You join the dots....

ps. I find myself agreeing with Kovacs' comments about threadrot and meaningless chat. This evidently indicates a parlous state of affairs - me publicly agreeing with Kovacs n'all. [Wink]

So instead of starting a circular whinge, I hereby suggest that a chat thread may be in order. As a sort of escape lane for the rapid downhill juggernaut of the off-topic smut.

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Kira
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I'm not even sure I understand your question Darryn...
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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
Geesh Scott. Way to ruin my already pathetic reputation.

See? Fuming! With rage! :madface:!

[Razz]

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by OJ:
I hereby suggest that a chat thread may be in order. As a sort of escape lane for the rapid downhill juggernaut of the off-topic smut.

We'd need to call it something that was reflective both of its nature and the fact that it's something of an irritant. Such as chate chafe or something better.

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Kira
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You know...

Novel idea here;

how about all those moaning about chate write a proper thread instead of replying to the chate and subsequently adding to the evil chate thread

As neither Kovacs nor OJ are on the topic list for Life why dont they start us off? [Razz]

[ 18.10.2005, 13:53: Message edited by: Kira ]

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kovacs

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We should really contribute to Black Mask's thread "The Pitch", but it's harder than you might think on a day of brainslump.

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OJ
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Kira,

Uno: I replied to answer Darryn's question, like the polite soul that I am.

Zwei: that's the usual first line of the circular whinge. Stop it. Stop it now.

Trois: having already made an effort with a nicely thought out post that only solicited shit about figs today, I shall not be moved by the whinge.

Pedwar: I've just realised that you've got to 500+ posts damn quick. Well done.

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Roy
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You know what, I thought you were replying to different people. I was thinking: 'Who's Uno? And Zwei?'
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quote:
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You know what, I thought you were replying to different people. I was thinking: 'Who's Uno? And Zwei?'

Shit. Me too.
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Kira
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You know what, I thought you were replying to different people. I was thinking: 'Who's Uno? And Zwei?'
Roy giggle-snorting and drinking tea at the same time should be banned [Mad] you made me do this
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Roy
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hehe

What call centre do you work in, Kira?

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Kira
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I work for a health insurance company...

its ok but a bit distracting when reading TMO, you know how it is...

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kovacs

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It is getting depressing always being the only other person on with you two at a certain point in the evening.

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rooster
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Do you accidentally call anoying callers by TMO poster names?
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kovacs

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I think I'll start planning my "Big 9000". I have already been so bored by 24 that I started doing some work instead, and listened to the TV download as if it was radio.

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Kira
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quote:
It is getting depressing always being the only other person on with you two at a certain point in the evening.
what does that mean? [Embarrassed]

and not yet Rooster, but give it time...

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doc d
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i thought about planning my 900.
oh.

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Roy
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I thought the first 24 was shit. They seemed trapped by the format-too many episodes were fifty minutes of somebody running/hiding
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Roy
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And I thought call-centres would be quite hard work. Not much skiving possibilities, I imagine.

[ 18.10.2005, 16:17: Message edited by: Roy ]

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kovacs

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
what does that mean? [Embarrassed]

Well, you guys have become some kind of late-shift flirt, and here's me with nothing better to do than gooseberry.

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rooster
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Yes, but there were five people posting, so you could have meant any two...though I did guess which two you meant.
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