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London

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I have this horrible feeling that I'm going to have an early dinner with a friend, drink a little too much wine a little bit too early, and end up on here drunkenly bantering and seeking emotional succour from semi-strangers. If so, I have reserved this thread for this purpose. Also, should any of you find yourselves doing similar, please feel free to use this thread also. We can all use this thread together, till it is threadbare and gagging for respite. I am also practicing hitting the 'edit' button hard and fast so that not a trace will be left the next day. *flexes fingers* See you later, perhaps.

[ 06.01.2006, 12:42: Message edited by: London ]

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[ 06.01.2006, 12:48: Message edited by: vikram ]

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Dr. Benway

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Will it be like the time when Emin shocked the art world by being DRUNK on TV with her finger in a SPLINT?!

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London

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Are you being mean to me all the time at the moment, or am I just being an oversenstive gaylord because I'm depressed? It's so hard to tell.
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Dr. Benway

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that was more of a compliment, because I was comparing you to Tracey Emin. [Frown]

I'll be more nice. I'm not being deliberately nasty. Sorry to hear that you're down, but just remind yourself that it's the season for it. The cold dark mornings, the empty broke-ass evenings. The year looks like the stepping stones in Takeshi's castle, where some are stones, but others are merely stone-like floating polysterene blocks that buckle under your weight, leaving you floundering in freezing water with grazed shins.

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Maybe we should all be nicer to each other, considering the seasonal circumstances.

[ 06.01.2006, 14:09: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Abby
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Oh goody. I am staying at home and drinking wine tonight.
In preparation for going to a Cowboy themed Industrial night tommorrow. That could go either way really.
It is in The Big Red on Holloway road should anyone fancy it! There will be a stripper!

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Dr. Benway

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Sounds intimidating.

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vikram

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i remember partying in a dodgy deptford gangster pub with the landlord, he was dancing to abba wearing a pink cowboy hat. we were so ahead of our time, dudes.
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doc d
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i was there lying naked on a beach in ibiza.
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Dr. Benway

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Tonight I'm going to eat Chinese food (I put the emphasis on the "ese" of "chinese", so I sounded New York), drink beer, smoke fags, and watch a film.

But first I have to clear up this:

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doc d
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y'know, now you've done that, why not photo your room/house.
so we can experience benway world.

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vikram

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i am relying on random mates coming over to mine and cleaning up the mess because they find it therepeautic. really need to befriend one of those ocd freaks.

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Dr. Benway

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you don't want to experience Benway world, fella.

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Kira
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I'm here, depressed but not drunk...
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Dr. Benway

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fuck it, have a drink then.

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Kira
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i dont have any alchohol and i'm too depressed to even think about leaving the house

god i'm so melodramatic when i'm like this [Mad]

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vikram

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you don't suffer from ocd do you, kira?
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Kira
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no but i am a freak who finds cleaning therapeutic lol
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:

But first I have to clear up this:

Perhaps I'm missing something really obvious, but why do you have a can of Shaving Foam next to your kitchen sink?
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Kira
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but dont worry thats not an offer...
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Dr. Benway

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aye. I live in a bedsit. Not that I shave any more. You'll also spy shower gel next to my 'oven'.

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Dr. Benway

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And my radiator just went off! This is going to be a cracking night.

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vikram

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you may as well go on that mall rampage now
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Dr. Benway

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No, I'm going to stay here and keep it real.

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Uber Trick
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London has downgraded me to friend status. Bitch [Frown]

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Dr. Benway

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for kicks, why not browse the pictures here.

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All of the pictures are dismal representations of the end of the world.

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this is lovely, are there others like this? I mean.. no gaping wounds or missing limbs, just lots of blood.. that's the kind of thing i like best.

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Right. So I have a collection of this piss, and I might as well share it here too. This is a several years worth of me scowering the web looking for hentai of girls pissing themselves. If you don't like it, or think it doesn't belong on this board STFU and don't download it.

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There's two more pictures to go with this one. One where she's peeing and one where she's administering an enema. can't find em' though.

I should point out that I'm not 'into' that shit.

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Abby
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Pull yourself together Kira! Here...look at this picture of a baby armadillo...feel better?

In fact, all you depressos should have a go...

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If that doesn't help try this baby panda. In a box! How can you feel sad now?

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Kira
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that Panda is particularly cute [Smile]
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Kira
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although the fact that it looks like its in a chinese takeaway box gives it a slightly disturbing edge to it....
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Abby
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heh...rare breeds chow mein...
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Uber Trick
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Yay! The internet at my sister's house is mended. The smoke is making my eyes smart. I am making her text people.

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Carter
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Oof! Cold.
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Carter
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Nice edit...
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Louche
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How many times do you have to wash your hands per day before you're, like, officially OCD? I mean normal would be something like:

7am: wash hands in shower as part of washing generally.

9.30am: wash hands after going to toilet

12pm: wash hands after eating sticky fruit based lunch

Afternoon: repeat as necessary, going to loo

Evening: wash hands before and after eating dinner

Evening: wash hands through doing washing up....

I'm washing my hands about 20 times a day now because I like it. That's wrong isn't it? I'm going mad. I won't be able to touch the keyboard soon. For germs. For contaminents. For disease. Each key will scream syph at me....

Godd.

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Abby
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Do you have wrinkle-fingers?
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