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I withdrew from the meatscene in 2003 and as a result there are a number of forumites who I can't quite visualize. Despite seeing photos or sometimes even meeting them, I find these faceless posters difficult to picture, so my brain picks someone vaguely similar to stand in as a substitute.
For example, here is my mind's image of Boy Racer:
Which sleb do you use as a mental placeholder for a TMOite?
...and before anyone else does it, here is a picture of me:
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Alright Jones, yeah. We've been a bit crap of late haven't we, me and the wife. Still living in Leeds, but with just a rubbish dial-up connection at home, so you find me "doing a Harley" and posting from the local library.
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Martina, I'd watch out for roy if I were you. He's trumped your pissing-on-a-bus story with one involving naked girls and bondage.
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I wish there was some kind of way that we could nominate top posts or top stories or whatever, so that they could go on the front page. That would be sweet.
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Thanks Wayne. I was going to start a thread today called, most amusingly, "Is Jelle the new orange?", but I suspect I was probably the only person here who's been following the darts this week, so I never.
For those who did: isn't the Lakeside compere who introduced each game the absolute bollocks?
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'tis big business over here Mart.(I did in fact for a number of years play darts in the Amsterdam competitions) so last night was an evening of much awe around the TV set in my local, with all support going to the young pretender.
And the compare was tripe - he kept over annunciating "60" like it was something to be proud about. A simple short "Sixteeee" would suffice, not an upward crescendoing "Siiiiiiiiixteeee" - so un-darts.
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Ah but his patter of "Are. You. Ready? Let's. Play. Darts!" was totally ace.
Does anyone here play snooker? I'm going to join a local club this week, which is on the top floor of a parochial church hall and run by old men in bad jumpers. Top stuff.
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quote:Originally posted by London: I wish there was some kind of way that we could nominate top posts or top stories or whatever, so that they could go on the front page. That would be sweet.
We can do that... I'm rejigging stuff right now.
I want to turn the site into a more talk based thing to get more members and improve the community, hopefully without going up our own arses.
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its kelly preston! shes great. once, she wanked off a baboon into a conical paper water cooler cup.
(i am trying to invent a new game, like mornington crescent, involving the words 'its kelly preston.' so that when the zombinoids get bored of whatever it is they are doing when they come back we can all ignore them and be playing 'its kelly preston' and theyll be all like 'but we want to talk now! talk to us now!' whimpering and biting their lips and twisting their fists into their jumper sleeves with consternation. )
edit: GGGNGHH. right now i could not actually type any more inefficiently i was wanking off a baboon into a conical paper water cooler cup with both hands.
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I don't think that's fair. It's, well, it's Kelly Preston really. Despite playing at being zombinoids, I personally have tried my hardest to contribute to the rest of TMO.
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