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Abby
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So did the ants just sit there and stare at her. Or tap their little fists on the class demanding release?
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vikram

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Ants on a Snake!

[ 24.03.2006, 08:40: Message edited by: vikram ]

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Darryn.R
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Is this the chat thread ?

I've spent a lot of the morning looking at what's for sale in the Ardenne for the same money we were thinking about sinking into this hotel. It seems that there are a lot of options there and that the area we like is easily affordable, so maybe a renovation project is a better idea.

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Felix has about twenty billion girls wanting to suck his cock even though it is thick with man-brie. One of them is so mad for him that she messages me every 20 minutes with 'what is Felix doing?' or 'is it home yet' so I blocked her. Who would like to read her pitiful apologies just so that I will unblock her and she can continue getting sat-nav like descriptions of his whereabouts?*

* I already know this will happen, it's the second time I've blocked her.

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London

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Weekend plans!

  • Friday: maybe to go Pil and Galia's book launch thing. Or maybe go to Ikea and spend four hundred pounds on the prettiest little red leather shiny sofa I have ever seen.
  • Saturday: rehearsal. Emma's having a party in Dalston in the evening. Or, watching DVDs.
  • Sunday: work work work. I'm working six days a week. Evening: rokes, I hope, at rough pub in Homerton. Also, Eamon might be around. Eamon! Take photographs of his forearms for my gay friend Sam to masturbate over. I might do that.

I don't know. Stuff.

eta: wow, i sound like a **** ! i guess i am one then. o well!

[ 24.03.2006, 09:03: Message edited by: London ]

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Darryn.R
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tell her he gets off on shitting in girls mouths..

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New Way Of Decay

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She'd be all open mouthed and wearing a bib.

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Darryn.R
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lol - dirty

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Dr. Benway

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last night I said 'can I just squeeze past' to Lisa Scott Lee, and she said 'oh, yes, sorry'. Almost as thrilling as my celebrity encounter with Ricky Gervais.

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Darryn.R
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Was she taller or shorter than you'd expect Benway ?

Also, what did she smell like ?

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Dr. Benway

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London's already beaten me though, because 'Eamon' as mentioned in the story above is actually the drummer from quirky british nature-gazing indie outift 'The British Power".

[ 24.03.2006, 09:13: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
Was she taller or shorter than you'd expect Benway ?

Also, what did she smell like ?

she was shorter but prettier. She's pretty small. I didn't get to smell her, but I reckon probably some citrusy kind of perfume.

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vikram

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I met Raz the other night. Raz and his friend GAIDS. That's what Raz calls his friend.

Tonight I am going for drinks in Angel. Friday night in Angel. GAWD.

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Dr. Benway

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The only time I've ever been sick in the street was in Angel. True fact.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
The only time I've ever been sick in the street was in Angel. True fact.

You've only been sick in the street once in your entire life? Dude, you're just not trying.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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This weekend,

Friday: A bit of pruning, bangers and mash, maybe some recording.

Saturday: Head to Hammersmith for a rehearsal with Mikee and Teh Mythicool Felix *saliv9*

Sunday: Cook dinner for my Mother, as it is indeed her day.

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vikram

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This weekend I am gonna write an essay about Teh French Revellooshun.

Also, watch dvd:

2046
Mean Girls
Spirited Away
Nathan Barley

Oh! And my good friend is visiting from Guernsey so I will be having dinner with her tomorrow.

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
The only time I've ever been sick in the street was in Angel. True fact.

You've only been sick in the street once in your entire life? Dude, you're just not trying.
Yeah I normally do it in the toilets before I leave, or when I get home. Or somewhere secret, like behind a wheelie bin. But only once just there, in the road, at the front of the pub.

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vikram

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FUCK

MOTHER'S DAY


FUCK

FUCk


sunday: may well be in teh bloody Fens visiting my mummy

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Yeah, and don't forget to change your clocks on Sunday...
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Satine
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Off topic (if that's possible in a general chat), but...

The other day I found a teenager's forum and posted on there that as a long term career move I'd like to become a fossil, just to see what they'd say.

I was told to crawl under a rock and die.

I haven't heard anything as funny in ages!!

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Dr. Benway

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receiving Holy Moly is likely to be the high point of the day.

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quote:
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Yeah I normally do it in the toilets before I leave, or when I get home. Or somewhere secret, like behind a wheelie bin. But only once just there, in the road, at the front of the pub.

Do you know, I think I've only done that once. It was in front of The Coach and Horses in Wimborne, on a Friday night. It was pretty embarrassing, especially as my mum turned up a few minutes later having decided on a whim to drive out at kicking out time and see if I needed a lift home.
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Sidney
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When I was at Television Centre one day, I saw the following people;

Rob Brydon
Kelly Holmes
Ricky Gervais
Shane MacGowan

Rob Brydon stooped his car in the car park to let me cross in front of it. When I waved to ssy thanks, he gave me a grin and a thumbs up.

Kelly Holmes rushed passed me in the corridor, surrounded by an entourage. She is smaller than you would imagine.

Ricky Gervais stood by me in the reception area. He was talking loudly and doing that mad, high pitched, tittering laugh. I tried to be all cool by acting as if I hadn't seen him but my colleague kept nudging me and stage whispering "Ricky Gervais.....is looking at you....he is tiny, isn't he?"

Minutes later, Shane MacGowan ambled into reception with what I assume was his band. He looked cleaner than I would have expected.

Also, when I was at Elstree, I saw Dot Cotton in the canteen/pub area! She was in full costume and was chain smoking. Half the cast of Holby were also in there but as I don't watch Holby, I couldn't tell you who they were. Apart from Cathy Tyson.

Finally, when I was at BBC Bristol, Sigourney Weaver walked in - she had come to do a voice over ona programme about gorillas.

I have also been in the 'star bar' bit of the TOTP studios. It is an awful dump.

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Dr. Benway

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yeah, vomitting in the street is not cool, regardless of what Ralph seems to think.

[ 24.03.2006, 09:30: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Satine
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Shut up, Satine.

What the fuck am I doing on here today? Where's my social skills gone?

Okay, okay, just talking to myself. I'll shut up now.

[ 24.03.2006, 09:31: Message edited by: Satine ]

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Sidney
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...and that last post from me is about as exciting as my plans for the weekend!

[ 24.03.2006, 09:32: Message edited by: Sidney ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Sidney:
Rob Brydon
Kelly Holmes
Ricky Gervais
Shane MacGowan

No luck stalking Noel Fielding then? You must have been gutted.

[Wink]

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yeah, it's not cool, regardless of what ralph seems to think.

It wasn't my intent to imply that it was cool. I just found it difficult to comprehend that someone who appears to drink a lot had only vomitted in public on one occassion.
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quote:
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Originally posted by Sidney:
Rob Brydon
Kelly Holmes
Ricky Gervais
Shane MacGowan

No luck stalking Noel Fielding then? You must have been gutted.

[Wink]

It's Julian Barratt what I stalk.....Julian Barratt who may well find himself trussed up in my shed wearing nothing but his pant....

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This weekend I shall start to write my essay on gender constructions in Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys and Euripides' Medea. And when I say write, I mean write seeing as my sister broke my computer last week and its still not mended [Frown]

I also hope to do lots of stripping in the hall and in my bedroom. Wallpaper stripping. Providing we can get and exchange or the steam cleaner machine with the missing components, of course.

Tomorrow I will visit my Grandma as usual and on Sunday I am planning on going on a walk by the canals, and was just considering seeing if I could do some horse riding somewhere but then I wanted to do that with someone and I realised that I didn't know who would want to do that with me... (I don't think London's allowed to do stuff like that since she got her metal leg.)

Tonight I am going to a Yoga class. And then drink wine.

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I watched an actor who used to be in Coronation St. get chucked out of Stringfellows for getting "too touchy" with the waitress lingerie girls. This was before it was a lap dance club.

I don't know which actor it was either as I don't watch Corrie.

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quote:
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yeah, vomitting in the street is not cool, regardless of what Ralph seems to think.

What if you are wearing ray-bans?

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It must be great being a celebrity
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