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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Mind you Ricky Gervais is probably posting on a forum somewhere about how this girl kept looking over at him when he was in television centre
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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The Wide Sargasso Sea was one of the worst excuses for literature I have ever had the misfortune to encounter on a syllabus. All copies should be burned.
If I talk about what I am doing this weekend I will end up posting a picture of a puppy. And I've already done the ants today. I like to keep to a one pet picture a day ruling.
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I did a sick on the top deck of a nightbus when I was 18. I was wearing these beautiful 1940s-style trousers that I had made on my sewing-machine, and I got some sick on them, and that made me do a cry. Shall we have a best being-sick stories thread?
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: yeah, it's not cool, regardless of what ralph seems to think.
It wasn't my intent to imply that it was cool. I just found it difficult to comprehend that someone who appears to drink a lot had only vomitted in public on one occassion.
I just pretend to TMO that I drink a lot because I think it's cool.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I just pretend to TMO that I drink a lot because I think it's cool.
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Vomited out of a moving taxi? Vomited onto closing train doors? Vomited in your sleep and woken up with cold puke in your eyes? Vomited over a balcony onto someone? Vomited onto the bonnet of a police car? Vomited in a police cell? Vomited into a holey carrier bag in a pub?
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: Vomited out of a moving taxi? Vomited onto closing train doors? Vomited in your sleep and woken up with cold puke in your eyes? Vomited over a balcony onto someone? Vomited onto the bonnet of a police car? Vomited in a police cell? Vomited into a holey carrier bag in a pub?
Errrrmmm...
BM, have you ever fully digested anything in your life??
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i've vomited in a police van and woken up in a police cell covered in sick
i thre up over a girl once. on a beach. that was funny / awful. she was cool with it. was only booze. yeah, i dont wanna think about it
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When I was 18, went to the pub with parents and brother and had two double vodka and soda's, because I'd heard of them in a book and thought they'd be great. They tasted f***ing awful! But I felt cool drinking them.
Was very drunk, talked rubbish to mum on the way home, was sick about 6 times that evening and resolved to improve my alcohol tolerance.
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My patterns have changed a bit recently. I tend to throw up before going to sleep more than I used to, so I don't have too many of those days where I'm puking constantly from 8 in the morning to about 5 in the evening. I don't know if this is a good or bad sign, but I certainly prefer it.
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: It's Julian Barratt what I stalk.....
Oh Jesus, really?
Hmm. Okay then. Fair enough.
...Seriously? Is that the one on the left?
Yep, that's him, the one on the left. He makes my gusset frotheth over.
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I done a sick at Astro's house. I feel deeply ashamed about this, as it's a matter of principle for me to never sick at someone else's house. Luckily, it mostly hit my left shoulder and arm. Unluckily, it was red wine sick and I can't wash the resulting brown stain out of my top.
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Yes Misc Yes! I gather we do not have the same taste in cock!
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quote:Originally posted by vikram: i very very rarely puke. am i wrong?
no that's good. I dreamed about puking last night, weirdly. I was in a bathroom with a couple of girls, and one of them was telling the other one that she had never been sick in her life, and so the other one rammed her fingers into the girl's mouth and made her puke for the first time, and I was interested in her horrified reaction.
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My mate Chris once needed a sick but had nowhere to go, so he pulled up his T-shirt so that he could sick in the shirt-pouch he had created. Soon after he wrang it out and the next day, put it through the wash.
It came out bleached.
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My friend once sicked in her sleep, then spent the next morning trying to find the culprit who had sicked in her hair. Maybe it was Black Mask.
My first major sicking episode was at a youth club disco, when I drank two thirds of a bottle of Cinzano Bianco, and spent the evening (afternoon) in the loo with my silver and white basket-weave pumps sticking out from under the door. I had to get my mum to stop the volvo on the way home for an additional barf. It was still light.
Unpleasant third-party sicking episode: walking up Kingsland High Street, I went past the McDonalds, and a girl sat slumped at the window seat suddenly looked up, spewed all over the window, then looked puzzled as to the origin of the spew.
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nice, herbs, nice. My first one was when me and my mate jon went down the park and chugged a bottle of cherry brandy. I don't remember much after that, but I was repeatedly sick into a red bucket the next morning while watching Nightbreed.
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The worst post pub closing time sight that has ever burned my retinas was a young couple snogging; the guy pulled away for a second, leaned to his left (still holding girl in his embrace), did a big sick and then immediately returned to snogging the girl. And she reciprocated!
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Yeah Misc, not all ladies like skinny little pretty-boy runts. Some ladies like a real man.
Mmmm. Skinny pretty-boy. Mmm.
Most shameful sick: right outside someone's front door in a block of flats in Warsaw
Most terrifying sick: after a night out in Camden, where my friend's Kiwi boyfriend dared me to drink a whole tray of shots and I genuinely thought I was going to die the next morning, and had to text Thorn to warn him that he was going to have to break the news to my mum.
Most decapitating sick: a torrent of jet black liquid during the whole of my 20th birthday party, which I still blame on the icing colouring in the R2D2 cake, and not the vodka & coke.
Most comedy sick: Thorn recalls an incident at one of my legendary 6th Form parties where we snogged, and then both admitted that we'd just been sick.
Edit: the above wasn't quite as grim as Sidney's story. We didn't stop mid-snog for a sick. We're not animals.
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My first one was the morning after a party where I had drunk Martini. I did a sick out of the train window and it splatted against the window and we all sat there looking at it as we travelled back to Bromley. It was white.
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