quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: The only thing that would cheer me up is an anecdote about pretending to be blind to touch someones tits.
when i was at uni there was a guy called blind john who used to do a party trick of being able to tell what colour a girl's hair was by fondling her tits. it was quite uncanny, he got it right every time. i mean, obviously he was functionally blind, but like many blind people he could tell light from dark. i mean, thats obvious now. in retrospect.
quote:I am sometimes convinced only beautiful people get the breaks and the rest of us have to work harder. I am very bitter about this but not bitter enought to get up that little bit earlier in the morning to actually wash properly or dry my hair before going to work.
I am also overly self analytical hence my enthusiasm at such an introspective thread. I talk too much. I cannot cry in front of people - should an occasion occur where I feel the need to cry and cannot find a convenient toilet for privacy, I become hysterical with embarrassment and the tears are accompanied with self flagellation for disgracing myself in public. I would prefer to not have emotions.
quote: Originally Posted by Honeybaby Some people will always need more than they can give. In all fairness, my rubbish experience hasn't been a complete write off. Looking at what she wanted from a friend has enabled me to come up with a brand new business venture. It's a *love prostitute* open to both men and women. I'll start with a select group of attractive women. The form will be that you pop round for *a cup of tea*. The woman of your choice will greet you with "Hi, great to see you, are you OK? No, no, you're not are you?" then look at you all concerned. When you start to cry, they wrap you up in a huge hug and their hair smells like herbal essences (the shampoo not some dodgy hippy shit) then you cry until you hiccup and they stroke your hair. Then you lie down with your head resting in her lap and you have a little nap. There is probably something by Starsailor playing in the background.
quote: That's the beauty of it, you just drop in. It's like if Carling did counsellors.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Stealing not...'s material too: *
quote:Originally posted by The Way Of Decay: I have developed a remarkably worrying Kerry Katona crush recently. I picture myself sneering at Kerry as I visit her in her grubby flat, ankle deep in kid's toys, dirty plates and cat food. It makes me get excited and leaves me breathless with shame.
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I actually feel violated. I mean, stealing material and passing it off as your own is one thing, but my 'identity'. This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons when Bart and Lisa don't save Itchy and Scratchy but their evil look-a-likes do. Should I register up on that bulletin board and post a 'Cease and Desist' warning?
[ 11.04.2006, 12:35: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
There is no time for confessions that everyone finds my posts shit om, we need to go over and invade that board. I'm thinking of riffing on the 'my name is new way of decay but I am actually the old way of decay' angle.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I feel kind of sorry for the alternate Way of Decay.
I do too, but face it, we'd have never have known if he didn't steal my name.
[ 11.04.2006, 12:39: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]
Good point. I built my entire career off chiefing other people's styles. I tried not to do it word for word though. At least, not for more than a few paragraphs at a time.
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I want to see profiles guys. Profiles. The decision on what we do has to be done as a democracy. Londons idea is good, but we already know FakeWOD reads here, so unless we delete our posts appropriately right now AMP, it isn't going to shit them up at all.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Yeah she does on this thread. You can run but you can't hide.
So that is the same TMO honeybaby then presumably seeing as she uses the same 'correct term is scoper' line after posting a link to norton's spaz thread. But who is FakeWOD?!
Also, how did we come across this link to this board again? A random search or was it a plant?? I wish I could stay and play detective with you guys some more but I've got to go to Pilates. (lol. no, really.)
quote:Originally posted by London: I've been really depressed since Sunday. Any ideas?
1. Rent Zoolander
2. Go to M&S Food or Waitrose or wherever and buy a pack of their luxury Indian snacks (bhajis, samosa etc etc)
3. Later, while eating (2) and watching (1) write a list of the six coolest things you're going to do in 2006 and the six shittiest jobs you have to do in the next month. Draft a timetable for when you're going to have done the shitty jobs (ideally getting three out of the way by this time next week) and reward youself with at least two things off the 'cool' list - to be scheduled for before the end of April.
Result: you will have sorted out a load of crap and pencilled in some quality you-stuff in one foul swoop. And you're eating delicious food! And you're laughing at Zoolander!!
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