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I reckon those people who had their stuff nicked should just go over there and be like, hahah, funny joke, sounds a bit familiar though. And then link back to the original post. And then wait for the explanation. Simple!
I don't know why depression. I think certain photographs. Also, I don't particularly like some of the people who were there. One of the people. But he is shagging one of my bandmates, so what can I do? And perhaps a slight anti-climactic feeling. Also I have grown used to my new flat and big moneyjob and so I am feeling antsy for not having done enough fun creative stuff.
I like your plan, Ben! Except that I have watched Zoolander 8 million times and am only allowed to eat Japanese food at the moment because I am a FAT BASTARD. But I will do the list. Starting with no 1 horrible thing to do: LEAVE THE HOUSE. I don't want to leave the house. I want to stay here forever. Posts: 6175
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yes, it does stop cancer. I think I'm running out of things to put in the soup. Leek seems to be a favourite. I've got a japanese cook book, see.
quote:Originally posted by London: I reckon those people who had their stuff nicked should just go over there and be like, hahah, funny joke, sounds a bit familiar though. And then link back to the original post. And then wait for the explanation. Simple!
You would so not be saying that if they were called London and posting other peoples stuff, for anything other than a one sentence reply. I mean! One sentence replies. Everyone knows that's my persona.
quote:Originally posted by London: Also, I don't particularly like some of the people who were there. One of the people. But he is shagging one of my bandmates, so what can I do?
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Because he's a **** . He knows I think this. We used to be friends, and then he was too much of a **** for even me to hang out with. But we work on the same magazine, so what can you do?
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yet another reason for the legalisation of guns.
i'm feeling crappy today because i am doing my cv and am gonna apply for like a hundred jobs and maybe get four interviews but not win and then i'll be all depressed and everything will be stupid
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I don't doubt what you say is true, but can you give me an example of something he did that was cuntos? I like it when people bullet point reasons for cuntosity. That way you can sort of assess: are they cuntmaterial or is it in the balance?
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: I don't doubt what you say is true, but can you give me an example of something he did that was cuntos? I like it when people bullet point reasons for cuntosity. That way you can sort of assess: are they cuntmaterial or is it in the balance?
I can but not right now because I've got to go out. Basically: always mean and two-faced, always putting you down, burrowing into your weak points whilst under guise of friendship, punched another friend in face, refuses to apologise to other friend, jostles friend into corridor walls when they pass in the hall, flicks ash into friend's hair at parties, sends abusive text messages to friend... blah blahb lahblablhbalhblahblahsglhasdglhasdglhasdglhbdlhadgvlhwahtevers
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you can buy a shotgun if you get a hunting license, so you kind of can, but it's super restricted. No handguns above a .22 though,and even then, only for sport.
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quote:Originally posted by London: I like your plan, Ben! Except that I have watched Zoolander 8 million times
...in which case, Anchorman. I have no specific advice about the guy who is shagging your bandmate but benway and vikram seem to have that front pretty sorted.
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I'm a sucker for musical numbers, omikin. They blind me to faults I might otherwise have noticed.
I think the major flaw in your plan is the lack of snack foods, the way to gain weight is to think that a pasta salad from Sainsbury's is a perfectly acceptable midmorning quelque chose.
quote:Originally posted by Kira: you havent got worms have you Omikin?
And if so can you give them to me. I want to be a size ten by June. Which will be a fucking joke, since the only time I was that skinny was a) when I was 19 and broken-hearted and could only afford to eat one sandwich per day and b) when I was 23, had just been round the world, and had parasites. Please help.