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London

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I reckon those people who had their stuff nicked should just go over there and be like, hahah, funny joke, sounds a bit familiar though. And then link back to the original post. And then wait for the explanation. Simple!

I don't know why depression. I think certain photographs. Also, I don't particularly like some of the people who were there. One of the people. But he is shagging one of my bandmates, so what can I do? And perhaps a slight anti-climactic feeling. Also I have grown used to my new flat and big moneyjob and so I am feeling antsy for not having done enough fun creative stuff.

I like your plan, Ben! Except that I have watched Zoolander 8 million times and am only allowed to eat Japanese food at the moment because I am a FAT BASTARD. But I will do the list. Starting with no 1 horrible thing to do: LEAVE THE HOUSE. I don't want to leave the house. I want to stay here forever.
[Frown]

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Dr. Benway

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japanese food, eh? I've been eating that too to try and skinny down. Lots of miso soup. gets a bit boring.

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London

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Me and j-food are totally in the honeymoon phase right now. Look at us at lunchtime today - so happy together:

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Miso soup stops you getting cancer!

I might join the gym also. The time has come. I must munt no more.

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Dr. Benway

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yes, it does stop cancer. I think I'm running out of things to put in the soup. Leek seems to be a favourite. I've got a japanese cook book, see.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
I reckon those people who had their stuff nicked should just go over there and be like, hahah, funny joke, sounds a bit familiar though. And then link back to the original post. And then wait for the explanation. Simple!

You would so not be saying that if they were called London and posting other peoples stuff, for anything other than a one sentence reply. I mean! One sentence replies. Everyone knows that's my persona.

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vikram

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
Also, I don't particularly like some of the people who were there. One of the people. But he is shagging one of my bandmates, so what can I do?

Why don't you like him?
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London

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Because he's a **** . He knows I think this. We used to be friends, and then he was too much of a **** for even me to hang out with. But we work on the same magazine, so what can you do?
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vikram

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yet another reason for the legalisation of guns.


i'm feeling crappy today because i am doing my cv and am gonna apply for like a hundred jobs and maybe get four interviews but not win and then i'll be all depressed and everything will be stupid

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New Way Of Decay

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I don't doubt what you say is true, but can you give me an example of something he did that was cuntos? I like it when people bullet point reasons for cuntosity. That way you can sort of assess: are they cuntmaterial or is it in the balance?

[ 11.04.2006, 13:54: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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Dr. Benway

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it sucks when things are stupid.

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Dr. Benway

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I'm stupid.

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vikram

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yeah
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Dr. Benway

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yeah.

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Dr. Benway

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vikram, you might like this

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quote:
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yet another reason for the legalisation of guns.

You can't legally purchase a gun in the UK?

[ 11.04.2006, 13:56: Message edited by: ralph ]

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quote:
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I don't doubt what you say is true, but can you give me an example of something he did that was cuntos? I like it when people bullet point reasons for cuntosity. That way you can sort of assess: are they cuntmaterial or is it in the balance?

I can but not right now because I've got to go out. Basically: always mean and two-faced, always putting you down, burrowing into your weak points whilst under guise of friendship, punched another friend in face, refuses to apologise to other friend, jostles friend into corridor walls when they pass in the hall, flicks ash into friend's hair at parties, sends abusive text messages to friend... blah blahb lahblablhbalhblahblahsglhasdglhasdglhasdglhbdlhadgvlhwahtevers

[ 11.04.2006, 13:58: Message edited by: London ]

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Dr. Benway

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you can buy a shotgun if you get a hunting license, so you kind of can, but it's super restricted. No handguns above a .22 though,and even then, only for sport.

[ 11.04.2006, 13:58: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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New Way Of Decay

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I can cut him.

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quote:
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japanese food, eh? I've been eating that too to try and skinny down. Lots of miso soup. gets a bit boring.

i'm totally the reverse. i'm trying to put on half a stone at the moment as i lost weight when i had manflu.

it's bloody impossible though!

example:
last monday 7am - weight 10st 9lbs
brekker - cereal, toast & jam
luncho - giant yorkshire pud, mash, gravy, 3 x sausages, full fat coke
dins - lasagne, ice cream, 3 x guinness
tuesday 7am - weight 10st 8lbs

does not compute!

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Jack Vincennes
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quote:
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I like your plan, Ben! Except that I have watched Zoolander 8 million times

...in which case, Anchorman. I have no specific advice about the guy who is shagging your bandmate but benway and vikram seem to have that front pretty sorted.
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omikin
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anchorman's pony though, jack.

major flaw in your plan.

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New Way Of Decay

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*zeet*

[ 11.04.2006, 14:09: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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Dr. Benway

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anchorman's got some good moments.

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omikin
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yeah, like the end credits!

[hi-five]

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I'm a sucker for musical numbers, omikin. They blind me to faults I might otherwise have noticed.

I think the major flaw in your plan is the lack of snack foods, the way to gain weight is to think that a pasta salad from Sainsbury's is a perfectly acceptable midmorning quelque chose.

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omikin
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but i've been having two bags of crisps and two chocolate bars with my lunch. and today i had two big slices of chocolate cake.

weight is stabilising rather than going down this week, mind.

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?
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you havent got worms have you Omikin?
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vikram

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anchorman is really really really dull unfunny annoying smug shit.


hey would it be bad of me to see career advice again? it's been nearly a year! very unsure about my cv. who is good at cvs?

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quote:
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you havent got worms have you Omikin?

And if so can you give them to me. I want to be a size ten by June. Which will be a fucking joke, since the only time I was that skinny was a) when I was 19 and broken-hearted and could only afford to eat one sandwich per day and b) when I was 23, had just been round the world, and had parasites. Please help.

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Dr. Benway

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owwwww busted!!

Pripsen for you, fella [Smile] Lovely.

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vikram

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how should i rephrase 'excellent internet timewasting skillz'?
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omikin
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i haven't seen any evidence of worms. i don't normally put weight on easily anyway, so it's not like it's totally out of the blue.

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quote:
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how should i rephrase 'excellent internet timewasting skillz'?

strong it skills

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Top-grade researcher. Highly web-literate. Hairy-palmed.
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