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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
you can buy a shotgun if you get a hunting license, so you kind of can, but it's super restricted. No handguns above a .22 though,and even then, only for sport.

So what you're telling me is that, if, on impulse, I want to buy a rifle with a high-powered scope, climb a high tower and start randomly offing people, that if I reside in the UK I'm out of luck?
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vikram

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yeah, but it's under the heading 'it skills'. need more exact.


i'm gonna make a new thread
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Kira
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London how tall are you?

I have no chance of ever fitting in a size 10, unless I decided to diet the bulimic way...

I find a good bout of unhappiness makes the pounds drop off, get depressend enough and you'll lose all interest in food completely...I had the skeletal look well sorted about about 2 years ago.

Dont think i looked better for it though, just more angular...

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omikin
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
London how tall are you?

Careful there, Kira. I got yelled at earlier today for asking nwod that very same question. [Frown]

[ 11.04.2006, 14:27: Message edited by: ralph ]

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London

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I'm 5"5'. I lost a bit of weight after I broke up from Jake. Nothing with this last one. HAHA FUCKER SEE YOU DIDN'T HURT ME REALLY DID YOU NO I'M FINE SEE HOW FUCKING FINE I AM? I'M FAT AS FUCK FINE, YOU FUCKING FUCK. Dammit dammit dammit. I spent Christmas about as depressed as I've ever been and still lost not a pound. Sucks to be me. [Mad]
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omikin
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she's tall enough to be seen with the naked eye.

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Kira
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i dont really know why i asked that. I think you've always seemed tall. Which is a ridiculous thing to say I know but still...
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Dr. Benway

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she's taller in more ways, kira.

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Kira
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not that 5'5 isnt tall...oh bugger...ralph?
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omikin
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nice one, kira. who are you going to pick on next? [Mad]

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Kira
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ah shush go feed ya worms
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
not that 5'5 isnt tall...oh bugger...ralph?

Oh Kira. [Frown]
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omikin
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tonight i'm feeding them duck breasts. [Smile]

and more guinness. always with the guinness.

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New Way Of Decay

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Ralph is making himself out to be innocent, He confessed to seeing a icture of me next to the other guys and yet still felt the need to comment.

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[ 11.04.2006, 14:33: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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London

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5 foot 5 is the average height for a female in the UK. It's fun - you don't dwarf most boys, and you can make average height boys feel tall and powerful. Which is always handy, since most of them are such fucking inadequates.

By the way, here is a photo of me taken on Sunday night, looking really thin. Please note: THIS PHOTO IS A LIE.

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[ 11.04.2006, 14:37: Message edited by: London ]

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Dr. Benway

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hollywood stars always eat a lot of ice cream when they're 'bulking up' for a role, so maybe it's time you allowed youself to go back onto the choc ices?

[ 11.04.2006, 14:49: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Ralph is making himself out to be innocent, He confessed to seeing a icture of me next to the other guys and yet still felt the need to comment.

I honestly thought it was trick photography...you know, making them look gigantic and you very, very tiny? I'm not helping myself here, am I?

So fess up dude...how tall are you? If it helps any, my wife is only 5' tall. [Smile]

ETA: lol at your photo edit dude. I attempted something like that earlier (replacing you with yoda) but I don't have the right tools (or skills).

[ 11.04.2006, 14:36: Message edited by: ralph ]

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Kira
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Ralph is making himself out to be innocent, He confessed to seeing a icture of me next to the other guys and yet still felt the need to comment.

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I like your sweat band Mikee, very Jane Fonda...
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
5 foot 5 is the average height for a female in the UK. It's handy - you don't dwarf most boys, and you can make average height boys feel tall and powerful. Which is always handy, since most of them are such fucking inadequates.

5' 4" You fucking giantess.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
I like your sweat band Mikee, very Jane Fonda...

It's very De La Soul actually. Why am I getting picked on?

I'm 5' 2" Ralph. [Smile]

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omikin
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i think kira smells blood.

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Kira
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not picking on you Mikee. I dont think many men could carry that look off with such ease...
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New Way Of Decay

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I'm kirring you kida.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
THIS PHOTO IS A LIE.

I guess I'll have to take your word for it, but you don't look fat at all.
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c'mon then, let's do this thing.

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New Way Of Decay

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I really want to but benway bluffed me into thinking we'd been cussing their forum members so I removed it. I was right to doubt. He totally made that shit up because he is a frightened coward. I remember when people would leave their job, without even handing in their resignation when Benway put the moves on some chopsy internet creep.

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New Way Of Decay

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This thread in particular is pretty good. Saying how redundant it is to say you are proud of being black because it has as much meaning as shoe size. Like shoe size has ever been repressed (Actually thinking about it 'binding' is exactly that)

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I feel flattered in a way, I mean it's become obvious that they are taking the "cream of the crop" on here and transplanting it on their own forum in the hope of reaching the kind of TMO gold quallity standard which we have slowly evolved up to over the last 6 years.
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I've lost all my enthusiasm and motivation for everything, and my appetite. I don't even want chocolate- unheard of.

It's interesting what London said about being short enough to make average-height blokes feel taller. I really, really liked the fact that recent Putney Bloke was so tall. It is right and proper to tilt your face up for a snog.

Anyway, this thread-theft is a bit rude. Does that board look fun enough to troll?

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Dr. Benway

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Honeybaby still hasn't explained the situation.

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The Sheer
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[ 12.04.2006, 06:57: Message edited by: Honeybaby ]

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Dr. Benway

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[Frown]

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Kira
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what does she need to explain?

apart from the fact that shes not very original and possibly a bit unstable if shes that bothered about making an impression on another forum.

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Dr. Benway

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I feel bad now for asking you to explain yourself, like I'm some kind of flame torch weilding inquistor.

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