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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I had miso last night, mostly because I could't be assed to leave my room. Udon, Leek and Seaweed with ginger to taste. Probably have it again tonight, maybe with chinese leaf, shitake, and chicken.
you truly are embracing your oriental heritage
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
quote:Who the hell is Kenny Baker
LOL!
Can we all stop talking like height fucking matters? I know it does. It really matters. It really actually fucking matters and people care. So is it any wonder short people have such a complex? I met this girl see for the first time and she had said she was 5' 6" so you know, she rocks on up and she is a good 5' 9" pushing those extra inches into 'shit you make me look tiny' territory. She hasn't really said it in so many words, but I think she is secretly ashamed that I am short. She said 'my dad will go crazy when he sees you' and I don't think she means crazy with excitement, so when you consider you might be put on hold so she can break it very slowly to her immediate family (I am dating a short loser) it kind of makes you pretty glum for a bit.
Hey man, I hear you. There's lots of other things that we get judged on too though; fat, skinny, spotty, hair colour, lack of hair. Not many people in here are the perfect specimen. Even Bandy is short sighted and overly hairy. I always admire guys who are with women that are taller than them. I would feel intimidated and pathetic as it sounds I probably wouldn't be with a women who was taller purely because I would feel somehow "less" of a man in other peoples eyes. That's a weakness in my personality and a strength in yours.
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quote:Originally posted by London: I am starving to death! When will I be thin, this is a living hell.
What's with your obsession to be thin? Thin doesn't necessarily equal attractive. Or healthy. Just so you know.
When I see photos of myself with my band I look like a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat munt. Also I have to stand next to Anna, who is tiny, like a doll. I want to stand next to Marianna instead, whose body is shaped more like mine e.g. normal. Standing next to Anna is beyond unfair. We have to perform in front of 5000 people in the summer. I don't want 5000 people going JESUS miss amp is a fat fuck. You know?
I have slightly undermined my plan by eating toad in the hole with mashed potato and broccoli for lunch though. Ooops.
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Can we all stop talking like height fucking matters? I know it does. It really matters. It really actually fucking matters and people care. So is it any wonder short people have such a complex? I met this girl see for the first time and she had said she was 5' 6" so you know, she rocks on up and she is a good 5' 9" pushing those extra inches into 'shit you make me look tiny' territory. She hasn't really said it in so many words, but I think she is secretly ashamed that I am short. She said 'my dad will go crazy when he sees you' and I don't think she means crazy with excitement, so when you consider you might be put on hold so she can break it very slowly to her immediate family (I am dating a short loser) it kind of makes you pretty glum for a bit.
Hey, at least you're good-looking Mikee. Imagine if you were short and ugly.
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quote:Originally posted by London: It's a small festival.
5,000 people doesn't sound small to me. I'd be terrified to do anything in front of that many people. No wonder you want to drop a few pounds. Posts: 7436
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: No wonder you want to drop a few pounds.
Jesus Ralph. First it was Mikee's height and now it's London's weight in your firing line. You're just a nasty bastard aren't you? It's no wonder you and Roy were so close...
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To be fair, Mikey, not all women are bothered by height. Although I stopped growing at 13, I was always the tallest girl in my class before that, and got called "Legsy" and stuff by the stupid school photographer. God those photographers were annoying! Especially when I had to have one with my arm around my little brother. And, yeah, my two closest teenmates were short-arses and I developed a bit of a hunching stoop so as to avoid standing out next to them. So that is why I like it when people are taller than me.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I object on general grounds to people being taller than me. It's an affront to my cultivated superiority. I like meeting Mikee.
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That's such bullshit London. If I made a casual comment about 'the best looking womane on tmo' you'd be, like, seethin about objectification and other iniquities.
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quote:Originally posted by ben: That's such bullshit London. If I made a casual comment about 'the best looking womane on tmo' you'd be, like, seethin about objectification and other iniquities.
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and in the right light, I'm better looking than bandy. Admittedly, this isn't a light that you can pick up with the human eye but lolololol ahhh, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
quote:Originally posted by ben: That's such bullshit London. If I made a casual comment about 'the best looking womane on tmo' you'd be, like, seethin about objectification and other iniquities.
What’s the problem, eh? Can’t say anything these days, nothing at all, without some hairy-legged lesbian jumping down your throat and fisting your trachea. I don’t know, just trying to be nice and then—aww, come on little lady, you’re lovely, you know? You’re the kind of man any girl would want for a wife, you know? Yeah that’s right come here give us a smile. See? Dead pretty you are, lovely smile, love, nice eyes you have see. Thassproblem, no sense of humour. Menstruating or something, on the rag, up the stick. Not got it all there all the time you know? Not all the month. That’s why things is like they are. Natural selection isn’t it. Political correctness gone ironic.
Yeah, back in the day I might have seethed, but not now. I don't have it in me any more. Plus, attractiveness in women on TMO is based on various factors: including but not limited to –
Actual physical attractiveness
Posting style / proficiency
State of near-virginity / lack of sexual contact with any of board males (sex lowers a woman, you see)
Newness
- with the greatest of these being newness. What’s that thing they say? There’s only two things men can’t live without. Pussy. And strange pussy. It’s like that. So, you know, if you said that, sure, I might seethe and say it was sexist, but I’d more likely just shrug and make a massive *W* with my hands.
Also, Bandy might be superficially good-looking, but you... you’re perfect.
State of near-virginity / lack of sexual contact with any of board males (sex lowers a woman, you see)
This isn't always the case - especially not when the sun goes down. You've been there, those tense, shadowy Friday and Saturday night 'sessions' on the forum. Not much chit-chat. Lots of hard grinding, masked faces, muffled shouts ...in a thread that's more like a circle of car headlights in a woodland layby. You know what I'm talking about. Makes Catherine M look like Educating Marmalade. Nasty stuff.
Nights like that, 'new meat' doesn't tend to last more than five seconds.
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hey I have just had an IM from guess who on FF.
[QUOTE=Roy][QUOTE=not]If you've got any more tips on forum protocol please feel free to IM me.[/QUOTE]Discuss anal. Often.[/QUOTE]
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Hands up, you've got me bang to rights and all that. I've taken full responsibility for Using someone else's user name to provide me with a little anonymity on another forum and cross posting/taking threads from here and vice versa. You have every right to be pissed off with me and I have apologised and explained why. If you want to join up, that would be great, there are some similarities, you might be able to see why I like both forums but if you want to join up to have a pop at me it's not really necassary, Keep it personal please, don't drag my friends into it.
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I bet not..'s into dogging. I remember he posted a series of pictures - quite upsetting pictures - of himself in a ski mask once.
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