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Jimmy Big Nuts
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and raz punched somebody.
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Louche
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Maybe it wasn't Black Mask. I thought I offered to send you a song and then didn't bother.. It might not have been you. It might have been someone else. Was it Silver Ginger?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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Lucid must have enough to go on with now.
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jonesy999

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That was a bit anticlimactic.
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Louche
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It was, wasn't it? Do you think Black Mask's picture is supposed to convey something?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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is it like, he's sitting in an invisible chair, and it looks like those blokes could be giving the footballer a bit of double anal?
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jonesy999

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I assume the black fella is Thorn, but is the fact that the chair is invisible supposed to signify that The Chair didn't actually exist? Meaning, we've all been hoodwinked.

[ 05.10.2006, 12:16: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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jonesy999

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Right, the traffic women on the radio is talking about tailbacks. She's just described the traffic as backing up "both 'clock' and 'anticlock'". This insignificant quirk has made me angry beyond all measure.
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jonesy999

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On safari a welsh mentalist insisted on calling Elephants 'Ellies' and Thompson gazelles 'Tommys' RAAAAAGE!
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I hate this kind of cun
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Louche
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Are you quite alright, Jonesy?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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on top of all that, I've got a tired, wintery headache.

[ 05.10.2006, 12:23: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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herbs

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Do you think on such a miserable day one can be allowed to put the heating on, for making getting up easier? Or is that sinful, to be punished by the wrath of gord?
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jonesy999

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No, not really. I've spent the afternoon arguing with a stranger about pay rates. I'm usually shit at this but this time I stuck to my guns. It's taken about four hours of stewing and negotiating and inventing other jobs I've been offered. In the end, despite the fact I'm skint, I called his bluff and said I didn't want the job. I won! Hurrah for the little people. But that was only fifteen minutes ago and I'm a bit dizzy and weird now.

ETA: that was for Gauche.

ETA: To clarify - I won because he agreed to pay the rate I wanted.

I start on Monday. I hate Monday now.

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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Do you think on such a miserable day one can be allowed to put the heating on, for making getting up easier? Or is that sinful, to be punished by the wrath of gord?

I made the switch this morning. Two hours from 6:00.

Fuck it, I've been waiting for five pisses before I flush the toilet for the last three months. I've done my bit for the green...which, coincidentally, is the colur of....

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Louche
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Herbs, put your heater on. Jonesy,make your wife take you to the pub.

I have solved all. The world can relax.

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H1ppychick
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I put my heating on for the first time last night, but my house turned into a sauna after about 10 mins, so I turned it off again. Woo. Exciting.

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jonesy999

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My wife is at a beer drinking meeting with German lawyers and free beer. She doesn't want to be there and, despite what's hers being mine now, I'm not allowed to attend in her stead.

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Louche
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In which case make Jimmy take you to the pub.
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H1ppychick
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could she wear a giant sponge as a pair of trousers and bring you some home? beer, thatis.

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jonesy999

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Jimmy and I were supposed to be going to the pub but he's got urgent tech problems. So I'm going to turn up on his doorstep with a beer.
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H1ppychick
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unless someone can spring me from work there's no beer for me tonight [Frown]

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jonesy999

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quote:
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could she wear a giant sponge as a pair of trousers and bring you some home? beer, thatis.

I don't know. I'll call her and ask her.
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jonesy999

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MRS JONES: Don't ever involve me in your freaky internet world again.

I thought it was a good idea, Hippy.

[ 05.10.2006, 12:34: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Louche
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quote:
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Jimmy and I were supposed to be going to the pub but he's got urgent tech problems. So I'm going to turn up on his doorstep with a beer.

I would advise several. I am quite like having the mantle of soothing solutions woman today.

H1ppy, because you don't live near any other TMOers to take to the pub, I suggest you register on severalother forums until you find someone else who lives in Wales or wherever it is you abide.

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jonesy999

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Doesn't hippy live in Bristol with Elvis and Bistoflange?
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Louche
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I don't know. As far as I know you're all in London apart from H1ppy, Zygote and Dang*, aren't you? And no-one knows where Dang actually is most of the time, anyway.


*And the ones who live in other countries and so are obviously not in London.

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jonesy999

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Dang lives in a pyramid of his own design in a garden in France.
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quote:
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I don't know. As far as I know you're all in London apart from H1ppy, Zygote and Dang*, aren't you?

this => [Mad] does not even come close to emoting what it is I'm feeling at the suggestion that I live in London.

Shame on you Louche.

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jonesy999

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Louche thinks Milton Keynes is in zone 5, just outside Cockney Ben's North London pad. But she lives in Ireland; what can you expect?

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Louche
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Oops, sorry Ringo. Milton Keynes is the last stop on the train before London. I realise now this does not make it London.

And I had forgotted Ben in the frozzed north, like me.

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Louche
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Actually, Mart's in the frozzed north as well, isn't he? I have made a sweeping statement which is utterly wrong. How unlike me.
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Ringo

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Depends on which train you get. Most will go to Watford between MK and London.

*bores self to sleep*

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And Sidnoi.

And Silverginger5.

No, wait, he lives in London with Black Mask. They share an internet connection.

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