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Benny the Ball
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Hello all. I'm currently using some broadband in a castle in damp, midge-filled Scotland, waiting to start work again. I'm kind of out of the TMO loop. Anyway.

Last night I dreamt about Jason Lee, the footballer, who scored the winning goal for Mombasa in the World Cup, and then proceded to kick the ball on a roof holding up the whole tournement.

Dull, I know.

So, who's the wierdest celebritity (in the loosest sense) that has invaded your dream space?

Oh, and HBelatedB Darryn.

It's depressing in Scotland...

[Frown]

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New Way Of Decay

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I dreamt I fucked the droid out of Desperate Housewives in the arse for ages and ages. It was BRILLIANT. In the dream I was chasing her down a go-kart racing track and at one point she tried to scale the wall made of tyres but I had hold of her ankles and managed to pull her back into the pit. She was wearing a sort of awards ceremony dress and got it covered in dirt and oil. After a lengthy boner enthused chase left her panting and sweaty, she fell on the floor. Then came the rather excellent almost real time arse-sexing on the gravel strip. She loved it, the cheeky whore.

Bum-a-licious.

This is the one time my brain has done something excellent for me. I actually woke up chuffed with myself.

This isn't the sort of thing you mean though is it Benny? [Frown]

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New Way Of Decay

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Please god don't leave it there for Tuesday morning!

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I dreamt I fucked the droid out of Desperate Housewives in the arse for ages and ages. It was BRILLIANT. In the dream I was chasing her down a go-kart racing track and at one point she tried to scale the wall made of tyres but I had hold of her ankles and managed to pull her back into the pit. She was wearing a sort of awards ceremony dress and got it covered in dirt and oil. After a lengthy boner enthused chase left her panting and sweaty, she fell on the floor. Then came the rather excellent almost real time arse-sexing on the gravel strip. She loved it, the cheeky whore.

Bum-a-licious.

This is the one time my brain has done something excellent for me. I actually woke up chuffed with myself.

This isn't the sort of thing you mean though is it Benny? [Frown]

Yeah, I've had that dream too, why is it always Bree ?

Cheer up Benny, it could always be Dorset [Wink]

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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You lucky bastards. I had Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in Hannibal last night.

When I say "had" I don't mean up the arse. But anyhow, disturbing.

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Boy Racer
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Beryl Reid, as two different characters, one of them male.

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Online Poker
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I awoke this morn with 'how can it be rape if it's tail is still wagging' written in pencil on my bedside table.

Where in the fekkity-gash did that come from?
And why did I feel the need to sleep-write it down?

Does anyone else have this problem?

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Online Poker
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I used to be friendly with a Scotch lass and one day we woke up and during the night I'd scrawled 'jock-cocking' in biro on my pillow-case.

Oh how we laffed.

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Thorn Davis

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Last night I dreamt I spent ages on one of those automated voicemail services trying to find out about some tickets for a rock festival I'd ordered. In the end, I did get through to an assistant. They couldn't track down what had happened to the tickets, but they still took my money.

[ 20.06.2006, 10:49: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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Dr. Benway

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I have a hazy recollection of my dream. I know that I pissed all over some girl who was completely wrapped in bandages, and she was all like 'thank god, I've been waiting ages for you to do that', which was ?

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It's all about the piss with your subconscious isn't it?
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quote:
To see urine in your dream, signifies feelings you have rejected.

To dream that you are urinating, symbolizes a cleansing and release of negative or repressed emotions. Urination is symbolic of having or lacking basic control in your life.

To dream that you are urinating in public, symbolizes a lack of privacy in your affairs or your need to make a public apology or confession.

nots note: Urinating in public - probably a hospital

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To see a hospital in your dream, symbolizes your need to heal or improve your physical or mental heath. You need to get back to the flow of everyday life.
nots note: uh huh, it's all tying in here.

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To dream that about bandages, indicates your need to heal. You may be feeling emotionally wounded and are trying to cover/shield your hurt from others. Consider where on the body was the bandage for more additional clues.
nots note: The girl had bandages - possibly she was the one who was emotionally wounded - at least in the subject's mind

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Dr. Benway

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yeah. If it's not one, it's the other. Either way, my dreams are generally disgusting.

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herbs

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I once had a dream that I was having a passionate affair with Angus Deayton. It involved lots of trips in a Mini to Beachy Head, and lots of crying. It ended tragically, in some way. For ages afterwards, every time I saw his name in the TV listings my heart did a little ba-boom.
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Grianagh


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i had a dream the other night that cheech martinez was wooing me
everywhere i went, there he was with soulful eyes

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