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you see thats interesting. maybe its an 'alan' thing. i can tell you that in my head, alan sugar is not a kind man. and he really doesnt like surprises.
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of he's saying "....and if I see one of those bastards anywhere near my property, near my wife, or near my children, he better make sure he's got his running shoes on, and that's the truth. Yessir."
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you know, when the corpse of richey edwards is finally found, buried under concrete in a pub cellar, i reckon the accused will have a beard
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Surely no-one called Leslie could be a cruel and violent lover? I imagine all people called Leslie would be efficient and gentle lovers. Considerate.
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quote:Originally posted by vikram: you know, when the corpse of richey edwards is finally found, buried under concrete in a pub cellar, i reckon the accused will have a beard
I reckon the corpse will have a beard, too. And the pub. And the concrete.
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and the detectoves and teh cops and teh news reporters and teh neighbours and teh dogs and the queen
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: And it's not beard that mark out serial killers; it's tinted glasses.
Also good for spotting bad horror writers. In that the writers of bad horror wear them, not that wearing them yourself makes you more efficient at singling out rubbish authors.
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yeah, youd think he was nice. and then youd awaken blindfolded on a steel table, legs manacled wide apart, nostrils full of the smell of damp and rubber and cheap handcream. and all youd be able to hear would be whispers in the room next door and radio 2 playing on a tinny portable.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: yeah, youd think he was nice. and then youd awaken blindfolded on a steel table, legs manacled wide apart, nostrils full of the smell of damp and rubber and cheap handcream. and all youd be able to hear would be whispers in the room next door and radio 2 playing on a tinny portable.
quote:Originally posted by Louche: What in the name of all thi ngs holy is Three Things In A Holdall?
What three things would you not like to be caught with in a holdall.
It was reasonable for LowLevel's famous post about heated crochet hooks/ scalpel, and using them to tease out the tendons from someone's wrist and then hooking the tendon that controls the little finger around the digit itself.
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You're walking along a footpath in a bleak part of an unfamiliar town. It's night, it's drizzly, you're a bit disorientated. A police car pulls up alongside you. They ask to look in your holdall.
What 3 items would you least want to have in that bag when the police unzip it and peer inside?
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: It was reasonable for LowLevel's famous post about heated crochet hooks/ scalpel, and using them to tease out the tendons from someone's wrist and then hooking the tendon that controls the little finger around the digit itself.
Judging by Thorn's post, it isn't meant to be about things holy.
Yeuk.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: You're walking along a footpath in a bleak part of an unfamiliar town. It's night, it's drizzly, you're a bit disorientated. A police car pulls up alongside you. They ask to look in your holdall.
What 3 items would you least want to have in that bag when the police unzip it and peer inside?
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