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I think that the bottom line is we should condemn her for her lack of taste and style in even having her son's name tattoed onto her body. The spelling mistake is just a bonus, proving what we always suspected about those kind of people.
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I was trying to be sarcastic Reading through the story, it's not really that funny after a while. She seems to be really quite upset about it, says her boyfriend is giving her shit, and she's almost begging the forum for help. That's way less funny than, for example, a global campaign to rip the piss out of a fat kid.
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There's this ex that I hang out with ocassionally and we have this kind of long running feud going on. We're allowed to really take enjoyment out of the other ones shortcomings. In particular, she was an absolute mong to admit that she had 'I am what I am and I do what I can' tatooed across her foot. Even after I my voice wobbled through my lie that I wouldn't take the piss, she still showed it to me. Now I mention it every time I see her, until her eyes well up a bit and I say 'I'm only kidding'
Jimmy: fucks sake, sort out the link innit.
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Back on topic, nobody has mentioned the GoatWeb field trip. I'm afraid Niffer's username of "Goatahell" still brings a snigger to my jaded lips.
I once queued behind a man who had somehow had a photo of his son's face tattooed on his arm. What the hell is wrong with these people?
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I was going to mention the goat field trip but I didn't think it counted, as it was only really TMO that came together.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: I once queued behind a man who had somehow had a photo of his son's face tattooed on his arm. What the hell is wrong with these people?
I think they do that in Tesco, next to the cunter where you get the picture slapped onto a cheap disgusting cake. You can get a discount if you get both done.
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Do you know, it's weird about the GoatWeb thing. I was an integral part of that, I was there, I was posting, I know it was a classic.
And yet, and yet... I can't actually remember much about it. I vaguely remember Thorn doing some great posts about people's favourite movies with goats in them, which of course leered dangerously towards animal porn without ever being explicit. I remember somebody doing something Old-Testamenty, but I can't remember what, and I distinctly, definitely remember the whole feeling guilty bit when they started saying how a lot of young children got a lot of enjoyment and educational benefit from the goat forum, which made us all feel really bad, and we started apologising there, and we even apologised here, and the moderator from over there came over here and accepted our apology.
I remember all that.
But I don't actually really remember any of the funny stuff.
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Don't worry Mart, it's just the internet version of Senile dementia. When you've posted so many posts after a while your memory cannot keep a hold of them. A few times people have referenced things from my life and I had no idea I'd actually written anything about them. Jonesy said something once about a guy called Jake the party man - a drug dealer I met in the bahamas. I have no idea when I mentioned that on on here and yet I must have once...*sigh*.
I think of every post as a period of time - like dog years - so if every post is equivalent to a day of human life, then I've aged about 69 years since I started posting (after the counters got reset - remember that? no? me either...)
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That makes my life sound almost glamorous, but I was on holiday with my parents, I was 18 years old with long hair, and pretty much every white person under the age of thirty got approached by drug dealers out there. I even spoke to some drug runners who talked to me about high speed chases in speedboats and stuff. They were the guys who were in charge of the jetski hire outside the hotel.
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I've probably told you that before havent I
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It was Benway who mentioned Jake the Party Man. My contribution to Goat Web was a goat called Clifford who had a talking stomach due to the fact that he swallowed a walkie talkie. Because goats eat everything, right?
Actually, I think he was called Clifferd; his owner was a dyslexic.
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Going back to the tattoo lady briefly - she could always try to pass it off as the Celtic spelling of 'Alfie'. Or she could go back to the tatooist and make him/her tatoo a big, black cross through it before having another go at spelling it underneath. Like how all retards are meant to correct their spelling mistakes.
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Check out my crap spelling mistakes, which I couldn't be arsed to edit away! I'm fucking great, I am.
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quote:Adele "Delly" (Leeds, England) - See all my reviews Only man to make me laugh so much I had to pull over in my car for fear of crashing!Can't wait to get stuck into this book, I used to write holiday brochures for a pensioners coach company (WA Chris!) and thought that was the highlight, but I suspect not!!!
what? is she saying that writing holiday brochures for a pensioners' coach company was an actual highlight of her existence, one that can only be surpassed by the reading of chris moyles' autobiography? or is she being sarcastic about the pensioners' bus copy job, because that job was a bit shit and not fun at all? if she is then what she is actually saying with this review is 'i fully expect chris moyles' autobiography to be as good as my job writing for a pensioners' coach company brochure', which is not a very good review of his book at all. especially considering that shes supposed to be a fan.
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Sorry to bring this up again, but someone just sent me this.
Not as particularly good as the song Hot Shot City, but there's still some fun comments on there...
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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One more! Latawnya the naughty horse who smokes drugs and drinks. the pictures are awesome.