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Black Mask

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Originally posted by Black Mask:
ralph: Saviour of the Sapling!

ralph: Saviour of the Almighty Dollar!
You don't need to spell it out for us, ralph, you're dealing with educated Europeans now, you know?

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Amy
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And I know my sister in law and her husband were seriously considering Canada if Bush got re-elected, but then he (her husband) got an amazing paying job and they stayed.

I like to see a principled stand like that. Well played.


Honestly, if you were offered a six figure a year pay check plus bonuses would you leave, if you had three kids to feed?
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ralph

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You don't need to spell it out for us, ralph, you're dealing with educated Europeans now, you know?

I wasn't spelling it out for the educated, Black Mask...that was for you and you alone.
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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Amy:
Honestly, if you were offered a six figure a year pay check plus bonuses would you leave, if you had three kids to feed?

Nope. Precisely why I stay right here. [Cool]
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Black Mask

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quote:
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if you had three kids to feed?

Oh, great! They're squeezing out more little hollow-browed flatheads.

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H1ppychick
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Amy - thanks to that link from someone on another thread I now know exactly and repeatably where all 50 states are!

Now I just need to learn the state capitals and I'll know more US geography than most Americans (everyone on this thread excluded, naturally).

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Amy:

Honestly, if you were offered a six figure a year pay check plus bonuses would you leave, if you had three kids to feed?

Six figures in dollars, though... I mean that's a pretty cheap sellout. Presumably they have some jobs in Canada?

I mean, look at it this way... $100,000 is what? £50k, which is a good salary, no doubt about it. But if you're in that job market... I dunno. It's surely not going to be so far ahead of anything else in the sector. So you'd probably be looking at like £40,000 for a realistic salary in the same sector. So essentially, you're selling out your principles for £10k. PLus surely you would have thought there would be some quality of life benefit to moving, otherwise you wouldn't have considered moving in the first place. So it becomes even more absurd to suddenly change your mind back just because you're earning a bit more.

[ 19.01.2007, 11:34: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Amy:
Honestly, if you were offered a six figure a year pay check plus bonuses would you leave, if you had three kids to feed?

Nope. Precisely why I stay right here. [Cool]
There's no place for boasting here, ralph.
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Amy
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quote:
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Originally posted by Amy:
if you had three kids to feed?

Oh, great! They're squeezing out more little hollow-browed flatheads.
Actually my 6 year old nephew is a genius, he's reading at a 12 y/o's level. And you don't even want to know how smart his parents are.
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$100,000 is only £50k, isn't it?
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Black Mask

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I'm going to walk home now. Slip into my raffia leisure suit and pour myself a horn of home-pressed cyder. 'Tis the weekende, when my people pay homage to Gaia.

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quote:
Originally posted by Amy:
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Originally posted by Black Mask:
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Originally posted by Amy:
if you had three kids to feed?

Oh, great! They're squeezing out more little hollow-browed flatheads.
Actually my 6 year old nephew is a genius, he's reading at a 12 y/o's level. And you don't even want to know how smart his parents are.
lol
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Black Mask

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Actually my 6 year old nephew is a genius, he's reading at a 12 y/o's level. And you don't even want to know how smart his parents are.

A shower of *****.

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Amy
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quote:
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Six figures in dollars, though... I mean that's a pretty cheap sellout. Presumably they have some jobs in Canada?

He can't do what he does here there.
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Dedalus
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[QUOTE]He can't do what he does here there.

The dirty bastard.
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Nathan Bleak
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He can't do what he does here there.

So what the hell was he planning to do when he got there? Some fucking genius.

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Amy
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[hands in the air]

It's pick on the Americans, they're all dumb and "eco-crushers", and that's just silly.

[/hands in the air]

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Vogon Poetess

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Every parent I've ever met claims their child broke the average for reading/talking/toilet training etc. Isn't it time they recalculated the averages?

By the way, apparently the Australians are the worst per head for polluterating the planet.

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ralph

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[hands in the air]

It's pick on the Americans, they're all dumb and "eco-crushers", and that's just silly.

[/hands in the air]

They're just jealous that they can't single-handedly destroy the world.
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They're just jealous that they can't single-handedly destroy the world.

Come on, ralph - I think India and China probably contribute a little, in their own way...
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ralph

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Come on, ralph - I think India and China probably contribute a little, in their own way...

Sure, but look at the size of their populations comapred to that of the US! They're not doing enough! We should nuke them back to the stone age! That'll teach them forrin' bastards!
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That'll teach them forrin' bastards!

Also, I've heard that their heads are so far up their own anuses that they can smell their own faeces.
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And don't get me started on their poultry cooking abilities....
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ralph

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And they smell funny too.
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There's no need to be realist! [Mad]
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Well 3 days to go, I've still got no bike and arctic weather is forecast. Still, I will soldier on, and will not change my mind. The keys will be handed over on the 25th whether I've got a bike or not. If I have to taxi it in for two days, that's as may be, the point is that it will be hard and i need to see if I can deal with it.

I will not be beaten..

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Dedalus
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Good stuff, Ringo. [Cool]
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Baiting liberal Americans is quite good fun, isn't it Masky? Give me a high five.

This is why English people can't do High Fives. This is what happens

English person #1:
"Give me a high five"

English person #2:
*looks slightly confused* *raises hand upwards and in front of face*

English person #1:
*attempts to slap hand, misses*

English person #1 and #2
*laughs awkwardly* *look around to see if anyone witnessed lamesness, walks away*

If you want to do a high five you just raise your hand and say "High five"

Or alternatively just raise your hand and do *high five look*

Stupid English people.

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H1ppychick
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Hey, I got skin off Black Mask. Don't label me with five-ineptitude.

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ralph

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arctic weather is forecast

Artic weather? Forecasts for your area show high temps this week ranging between 36F and 43F. [Roll Eyes]
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Vogon Poetess

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[QUOTE]36F and 43F.

Yeah, but what's that in real money?

Basically, normal January temperatures are due, but because we had drought last summer, a warm autumn and mild winter so far, anything below 10 degrees will seem extreme.

Going back to stupidyanks. Some American tourists got on the Bakerloo line the other day, and were pleased to see that the map on the carriage wall (ie of just Bakerloo line destinations) was much less complicated than "the big one" (ie the map of all tube lines), and stated that they would just use that one in future. They were really fat and loud as well.

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Black Mask

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lol
Stupid fucking americans!

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ralph

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lol
Stupid fucking americans!

lol! Blame our stupid European ancestors! lol!
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Ringo

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Arctic weather because the drop in temperature is a result of wind from the arctic in the North, rather than the air we've been getting from the south/south-west for the past month or so.

Jesus Ralph, is there anything which you don't need explaining to you in excruciating detail?

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Black Mask

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ralph is so stupid.

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