quote:Originally posted by Louche: Are you dissing my computer buying skillz there, Mikee? And I have a Skype logo. I assume I buy some form of headset, plug it in, click the logo and suddenly I am in the middle of scintillating conversation about the Finnish military and Dang's reflections on Sven Hasselhoff or whatever his name is?
Not at all. I'm dissing the cynical marketing ploy of people who stick a 'skype enabled' sticker on something.
Like sticking 'iPod ready!' on any piece of audio equipment with a line in, ie everything with a speaker manufactured since the sixties.
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Or an MP3 player that lists 'Plays podcasts' as a separate feature, as though the machine gives a fuck whether your MP3 is a music track, a radio show or an audio grab of pigs farting into blancmange.
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I'm organising ghost-poster Omikin's stag do at the moment. Do you think I should get a bunch of tee-shirts printed up with 'Pussy Enabled' or 'Vadge Ready' or somesuch for the stags to wear when we hit town? Eh? Eh?
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Exactly! Hey everyone! This laptop is capable of running a small program and the soundcard on it is much better than ones from 1995! Woo!
ben: I suggest 'pussy enabled' on the front, 'vadge ready' on the back for maximum effect. Maybe a picture of a girl wearing a bodystocking, riding a superbike on the sleeves.
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Is he marrying Sky? She was very attractive. I mean she might still be, buut I can't vouch for her 'present day' look. I only saw her about three years ago. She was attractive then. She might look like dogshit now. I just don't know.
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Can we have Omikin back? I liked Omikin. Lookit me. Over the last few days I've sounded like some sort of dribbling Downs person, smiling my love for the whole forum.
There are some people I don't like. Just for the record.
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I bought a potted plant the other day from the garden centre. It's no ordinary plant though, this one can do photosynthesis. It cost a bit extra but it's worth it really. You have to keep up with the latest developments...
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I thought fish was vadge-readying Sky. Or am I behind the times.
What happened to OhMyQuim? I have a dim recollection of a hissy fit with another boy. Roy, perhaps. My mind's not what it was... pass the battenberg, there's a dear.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: I thought fish was vadge-readying Sky. Or am I behind the times.
Dude, your intel is way fucked. That was in the long long ago. Next thing you know you'll be asking whether Benway is having a secret affair with Amp.
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I think Omikin fell out with Black Mask. Damo! Didn't Damo come back? To the UK? Perhaps he's not posting in case I stalk him again. Or stork him, even.
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quote:Originally posted by herbs: Didn't Thorn once fancy Octavia?
True fact: VP used to tease me about Octavicrush, back in the day - I mean really long ago, back when I use to complain that she was getting married. Every time I did something moderately disgusting (eg, sit on the sofa wanking until I came in my own eyes), she'd say "What would Octavia think of that? Mm?"
Anyway, now I know for a fact that what Octavia thinks of that is: she doesn't like it and keeps asking me to put some paper down first.
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You see what I did there? I made Thorn look all like 'yeah whatevers and shit' about Octavia when even now I imagine he'd crawl through a tube tunnel of hyperdermic needles filled with gay just to look at a crayon drawing of her shit.
Everytime I see the name 'Damo' mentioned on here, my heart leaps into my mouth and beads of sweat begin to form on my forehead, as that is what my friends refer to me as. Obviously, the 'TMO Damo' may be called Damon/Damien. Both are fairly uncommon names. Anyway. It's just that whenever anybody shouts Damo, or anything remotely Damo-ish, I assume that they're trying to get my attention. I can breathe a sigh of relief now, knowing that on this occasion it is an altogether different gentleman.
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The "moderately disgusting" behaviour continued right up until you moved in with her, don't forget.
Like when you used to wait until I'd started running a bubble bath and then announce that you needed to take a massive, catastrophic dump, that would probably last several hours and involve Level 4 fumigation afterwards. I'd say, "you won't be able to do that when you live with Octavia", and you'd just shrug. Or like when you'd come into my room, look puzzled, say "I can't remember what I was going to tell you", guff vehemently, then say "oh yeah, that was it." Poor Octavia.
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lol
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I just did an amusing miniature horn-like chuff that amused only me. 5 minutes later, my colleagues started an uproar of upset. Apparently they both need to go outside for air. I'm glad there's only three of us in the building today.
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Also - at least I kept my wind-oriented mishaps confined to the flat. I took VP out to dinner about 3 months ago, to a restaurant in Wimbledon Village. After scoffing down her Mexican wrap VP cast a glance over the other diners, opened her mouth wide and let rip with one of her trademark seismic belches. The kind that sound like a school play doing a thunderclap with corrigated iron.
When I put my head in my hands and muttered Jesus God... she just went "Oh yeah. Sorry. I forgot where I was."
quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: The absurd thing is that VP never stopped complaining that I was moving out. It's like her life is empty without that kind of behaviour.
I think she'd be happy with me then.
VP I need to find someone to rent a house with, so if you want to move to MK, y'know, it'd be ok.
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heheh.
i'm supposed to go to a works do this evening - glass of champagne on arrival, three course mass-catered 'lowest common denominator' (lol@dangwince) food, cheesy dancing. but i really can't force myself to care particularly about going socialising with the people that i work with, with the exception of a couple of cool people, one of which is away skiing this week.
so. yeah. what to do.
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: That didn't happen.
It definitely did, as did the time she stank out an Orange Wednesday showing of Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest with a choking gaseous fug she tried to blame on me. When confronted she just said "It's not my fault - I had samosas before we came out".
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: I must say that it's good to see all of these prodigal posters return! I just wish Astro would come back now as well. And Elvis. And Raz. And Philomel. And Jonesy (who seems to be MIA).
I haven't really gone anywhere. I've just been busy working and commuting to-and-from Brighton so I haven't really had any time to read the boards, let alone post. I'm working from home today, though, so I have options. You know, I could contribute to TMO and try to help this wave of old school prolificacy thunder on. Or I could spend the day eating wotsits and wanking my pipe down to a little gristly rivet. I'll let you know which I choose.
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