quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I'd like to think mine would make good fighters, but they always turn up far too early and I suspect half of them would be dead already by the time the other team turned up..
Or perhaps they'd get lost halfway there, swimming round and round the cervix, thinking it's a roundabout. Then they might phone up their competitor sperm, who arrived at the egg three hours earlier and are waiting patiently, to ask for directions. This would fail though, as they'd end up misinterpreting the directions and head off in the wrong direction, not realising until they spotted a sign saying 'Labia 2 inches'.
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