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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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In fact, it's all about as good as not's image posting skillz.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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sorry to hear that. Which bit has gone tits up?
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missgolightly

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not...that's such a good idea! You could expand it to include a specialised hangover service with added soup and head stroking.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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also, that's very good, not. You should put a few up.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Oh, you know, just, you know. Stuff. Life. Things.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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have you got AIDS?
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Life AIDS.
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New Way Of Decay

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Do you not just need to 'get your shit together' or is it worse than that?

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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AIDS of the life, eh? So what are you going to do to fix it?
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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Is your marriage ruined?
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New Way Of Decay

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Would you like me to ring that number on Nots... advert and ask for a love prostitute?

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Vogon Poetess

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Cure for Life AIDS:

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Edit: this one's better, as there's one washing it's ickle face while the others just hold paws, float and dream about tasty fishies.

PS there's plenty more where that came from.

[ 20.02.2007, 11:31: Message edited by: Vogon Poetess ]

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.
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missgolightly

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Also:
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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
AIDS of the life, eh? So what are you going to do to fix it?
Stick my head in a gas oven a laPlath. But first I have to buy a cocking gas oven.

The sea otters made things a bit better, though. Ah, sea otters.
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Jimmy Big Nuts
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sounds like you've got everything worked out then. That's something.
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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts:
also, that's very good, not. You should put a few up.
heh. Maybe I should put some up and link it to a unused mobile with a soothing female voice on ansafone and see if I get any calls.

quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Would you like me to ring that number on Nots... advert and ask for a love prostitute?
Don't do that, it's a real prostitute's number.
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Nathan Bleak
It's all grist to the mill
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Oh not... [Frown]

If nothing else think of your poor child.

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ben

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not...'s ad = classic. I want it on a t-shirt.
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New Way Of Decay

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Daddy won't miss you while you're away mummy. He's got a love constitute

[ 20.02.2007, 11:58: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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Nathan Bleak
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It's no wonder his family is riddled with VD.

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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lol
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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:
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Oh not... [Frown]

If nothing else think of your poor child.
Way to harsh a boner.
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ben

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
And this whole post could probably be expressed as ‘I need a hug’.
Sorry you're feeling so horrid. [Frown]

Probably the worst advice I could give would be to recommend you go to this shockingly cynical attempt by Kleenex to seem like a company that somehow 'cares' for the users of this product. Behold the wretchedness and indignity of this corporately-engineered shoulder to cry on.

Rarely have I seen a site that better deserves contributions from a raiding party of tmo forites with a grudge against the world.
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by ben:
this corporately-engineered shoulder to cry on.

ew...

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Dedalus
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quote:
Originally posted by Bill Gates:
Done, but with errors on page
No shit, Sherlock.
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Physic
Digital PIMP !
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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
one of those bald, bearded guys who looks like his head is on upside down.
[Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

I reckon I'd try every drug I could get my hands on, just to see what they're all actually like consequence-free, also there would be a large portion of the day involving extreme violence and some old grudges, and the idea about having dinner in the most stupidly expensive restaurant imaginable quite appeals. Possibly all topped off with a declaration of undying love to someone way out of my league, just to see...
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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
quote:
Originally posted by sam:
one of those bald, bearded guys who looks like his head is on upside down.
[Mad] [Mad] [Mad]
LOL

But why have a beard if you have no head hair? My dad won't explain. He just reminds me I'm not too big to get a slap when I ask him.


And before any of you ask - no! It is not foreplay; that would be just sick. Like your minds, you loonies.

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Ringo

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I'm a bit turned on by the thought of Sam shagging her dad.
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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
I'm a bit turned on by the thought of Sam shagging her dad.
No shit! [Frown]

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Ringo

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No, that would be disgusting. Faecal incest is where I draw the line.
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sam
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quote:
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No, that would be disgusting. Faecal incest is where I draw the line.
Predictable.

Clearly incest is a family hobby for you. There's no need for me to ask how the recessive genes are panning out.

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Ringo

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Pfft, you're not playing the game today are you. Rubbish.
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New Way Of Decay

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I'll play Ringo. I imagine them on a holiday in the woods and they're need to fetch fuel for the fire in the cabin after only managing to find enough logs for an hours heat. Dad says 'I'm off to get some fuel, Samantha, but no mistakes this time. I'm going to grab my chopper firmly by the base and keep banging away until I'm spent'

To which sam does this face:

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and a swannee whistle sounds.

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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Pfft, you're not playing the game today are you. Rubbish.
Think about it ringo.

How far down the 'game' of imagining yourself having sex with your mum would you want to go?


Now if you want to discuss the new, slimmer, and extremely taunt you and what I might do to ease you out of your tight riding pants.........mmmnnn.

On second thoughts; do I want to turn myself into the board's whore? The answer has to be, sadly, no. ralph would disapprove if I did that.

never mind. [Wink]

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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
I'll play Ringo. I imagine them on a holiday in the woods and they're need to fetch fuel for the fire in the cabin after only managing to find enough logs for an hours heat. Dad says 'I'm off to get some fuel, Samantha, but no mistakes this time. I'm going to grab my chopper firmly by the base and keep banging away until I'm spent'

To which sam does this face:

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and a swannee whistle sounds.
Maybe it wasn't the avatar; maybe something else told me you weren't subtle.

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