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That time of year has rolled around again: in March the Birmingham NEC will get the usual annual onslaught of slobber, shed hair and pee-patches.
Every year somebody volunteers to bring a dog into the performance ring and do a dance with it [Insert '2 left feet' gag]. This is almost invariably some kind of suitably upper-class swing or jazz style arrangement. (Except for last year when about 20 golden retriever owners walked around with their dogs on leads and called that a dance).
Very clever I'm sure, but personally I'm fed up of the nice, safe swing routines. So I'm calling on you to describe an alternative dance.
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The song is Ace of Spades. A team of 6 owners, each with something big, shaggy and not-too-friendly-looking perform daredevil stunts on the famous green felt.
As part of the routine, when Lemmy shouts, I don't want to live forever the owners set the dogs alight and they roll over, putting themselves out.
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I'd like to see three dogs taking it in turns with a single bitch to the theme from classic 70s childrens show Handfull of Songs. It is essential that the bitch be one of those Paris Hilton Dogs. I can't get a picture up because I can't remember the breed. Grrr! Woof.
We've got a handfull of songs to sing you. New songs and blue songs and songs that bring you Happiness, more or less. Bah bah baaah.
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Something a little hip hop? Electro boogaloo, maybe? Man alive, I'd love to see a rabid chihuahua back flipping into a head spin. With no lino.
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Something a little hip hop? Electro boogaloo, maybe? Man alive, I'd love to see a rabid chihuahua back flipping into a head spin. With no lino.
Breakdancing Chihuahua? Lol!
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Can you dress the dogs up in special dancing outfits? That would be excellent. I'd put a load of Airedales in checked shirts and stetsons and make them line dance. I even considered the possibility of fashioning little cowboy boots out of cardboard tubes for them but I think that might end up hindering their ability to dozy doe.
I've been thinking about this a bit too much, haven't I?
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It is good that they indicate which is the front and back of the dogs, or who knows what could happen.
Also you are all being quite entertaining today, good stuff. I think my sniggering is starting to irritate the grumpy woman in my office. Keep it up.
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Lol, yes they would. Only with big russety beards like the ones Airedales have. I might even make one of them wear spectacles too, so that they looked like the professor of the group.
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