quote:Originally posted by Nathan Bleak: It's a good idea, but I don't think many people would bother putting the effort in, to be honest.
Nathan looked up from his magazine, alerted by the keening of the girl shackled to the gurney. He stood slowly and unzipped his filthy boiler suit, he was naked underneath. He tugged at his limp penis. Nothing. He reached over to the cabinet where he kept his tools and picked up a handful of needles. He inserted them in his groin until an erection was achieved. Satsified, he turned on the arclight and pointed it at the girl. He loomed over her. He reached down and tore the duct tape gag from her mouth...
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I think you can still use it as a benchmark even if it is a cliché. Perhaps rather than better than sex it should be things I’d rather be doing than having sex which makes a bit more sense.
I mean, sex is all good, but given the choice between having sex and spending a day throwing my car sideways through corners on a race track, I know which I’d choose to do. Sad as it may be.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: I mean, sex is all good, but given the choice between having sex and spending a day throwing my car sideways through corners on a race track, I know which I’d choose to do. Sad as it may be.
quote:Originally posted by Ringo: things I’d rather be doing than having sex which makes a bit more sense.
No. No, it doesn't. I've managed to think of a few things that might be better than sex but there's nothing I'd rather be doing than having sex. I'd like to spend my entire life loafing around in bed having it off whenever I felt like it.
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It’s probably as BR suggests, I’m not doing it right. Sex is that thing where you poke a girl in the ear with your wang until she starts swearing and leaves, right?
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: Perhaps rather than better than sex it should be things I’d rather be doing than having sex which makes a bit more sense.
That does put a different slant on the question and I've spent a few minutes thinking about it and I don't think there is anything I'd rather be doing. I'm not absolutely certain, but I think if I was back to the few minutes before kick off in that RWC final and 'er in bed said, "I want it, now" then I'd jump straight in. I wouldn't be to bothered about missing the national anthems anyway.
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Are you sure Black Mask? Has there never been a time during sex when you'd rather feel the first sunshine of spring on the back of your neck? Have you never thought 'This is alright, but not as good as a pizza'?
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Are you sure Black Mask? Has there never been a time during sex when you'd rather feel the first sunshine of spring on the back of your neck? Have you never thought 'This is alright, but not as good as a pizza'?
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I had Better Than Sex cake in the US. It wasn't a very nice cake, a bit too sickly-creamy. M&S chocolate birthday cake is a bit more of a serious contender.
I'm obviously approaching this debate from a different position to most others, as I just haven't had as much sex as everyone else. Also, it's not something that happens in isolation, there's the build-up of not knowing if you're actually going to get it (the hassle of shaving legs, remembering to put decent pants on etc), the aftermath (seeing that person again), all the potential consequences (nasty diseases/pregnancy etc), and the endless onslaught of how much you're supposed to be having, and how you're supposed to be having it. I'm not sure if the brief sensation of orgasm (not guaranteed) consistently outweighs all of the above and that sex is therefore ALWAYS the bestest thing in the world.
My alternatives would include lazy stuff like bubble baths and lie-ins, and exhilarated moments like seeing your nag jump the last well clear (like Fair Along will tomorrow...).
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Sometimes the after sex bit is better than the sex bit. Like being snuggled and huggy and feeling the endorphins just sort of wish wash away. That's lovely.
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The problem for me about this assumption that sex is the bestest thing evah! and that anything you're doing, you'd rather be having sex, is that I don't want to do anything to the point that I get bored of it, or it gets samey.
I loved that pizza, but I don't want it every night. Many of the experiences we've named on this thread as BtS are pretty rare - which is part of the reason why they seem special and magical.
So if you believe that sex is just the best possible thing you could be doing at any one time, presumably you Do It at every opportunity - in which case, for a butterfly mentality like me at least, it would get pretty mundane. Maybe I'm not Doing It Right, but I mean... even if I had a different pizza topping everyday, it's still pizza.
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I've probably eaten more pizza than anyone here and I make sure it's a different experience every time. Try and experiment a bit: do it with the lights off, try a splash of Reggae Reggae sauce, or eating the crust from somewhere on your partner's body (Dominoes' Meteors rolled up, poked between your lovers chin rolls then eaten with Tabasco and rocket are out of this world) . Use your imagination.
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: Many of the experiences we've named on this thread as BtS are pretty rare - which is part of the reason why they seem special and magical.
You may have hit upon an uncomfortable truth. People really don't get it very much do they.
I do wonder how many nights in a row one could have sex before one decided to just opt for a pizza instead. I wonder because I've never had the opportunity to find out. I imagine someone here has though.
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quote:Originally posted by wonderstarr: What's a "round loaf"? Do you mean like a pizza base, so I can build up to having..."toppings" on it? I don't understand this metaphor.
Yeah, a base. This is where most people fail. They're so bound up with going straight for the toppings that they miss out on the sheer sensual pleasure of a good old fashioned flour, water and salt session. There are so many ways a man can eat bread.
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Maybe we could try an experiment to have sex for a month and then indulge in a pizza whenever the test subject gets horny for a month and tally up their well-being at the end. You'd need a very precise way of measuring the results for them to have any worth.
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I can't believe no-one's yet said "looking at women's breasts" which, though not actually as good as your actual sex, is still fifteen billion times better that eating pizza, having a bath, watching the rugby and all that other old tosh you lot have suggested.
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quote:Originally posted by ben: I can't believe no-one's yet said "looking at women's breasts" which, though not actually as good as your actual sex, is still fifteen billion times better that eating pizza, having a bath, watching the rugby and all that other old tosh you lot have suggested.
I dunno. Where I work you've usually had enough of breasts by about 11 a.m. It's like a dead heat in a record-number-of-entries charity Zeppelin race.
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They'd still be clocking up ten hours of leer time a week off of you though dang. That's a rough average of 500 hours of your work time that's being sidetracked by chest-bollocky. If you're still freelancing, I'd suggest claiming back your time.
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Ooh. Looks like we're about to have web access taken away here where I work. This will be the first time in 10 years that I've had no internet access during working hours. This is going to be weird. I might have to keep a blog of how it goes.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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At least if you get another job you will be able to recultivate a love of breasts. Unless you get another job where the office is staffed by half naked Valkyries. But! Even if that happens at least you'll have internet access.
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