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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
He went into the study and turned on the computer screen

Porn was already on

He had a wank

then went to bed

by himself

The End

applause
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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
BR slowly climbed the stairs, his hands trembling as he savoured the moment of anticipation.

He went into the study and turned on the computer screen

Porn was already on

He had a wank

then went to bed

by himself

The End

Don't project your life on mine Ringo.

I don't have a computer.

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wonderstarr
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Wait a minute... every other affectionate parody of BR's life earned "LOLTASTIC", even when it portrayed him as a delusional, pretentious loser in love (Benway's, not mine!) but the idea that he sometimes enjoys a wank gets a firm, cold riposte?

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Boy Racer
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But I'm saying that it's the computer aspect that's the issue rather than the wanking. The coldness of the style was supposed to mirror that of Ringo's original post.

[ 14.03.2007, 05:34: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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wonderstarr
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You're offended.

That Ringo said you have a computer?

[Confused]

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Boy Racer
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No, you twat, it's supposed to be a joke. Faux offense, but not at the wanking reference, you see?

No? Oh well.

[ 14.03.2007, 05:40: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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Nathan Bleak
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I thought you were saving up for a Mac? So it's not that offensive to say you had a computer. He just got the timing wrong?

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wonderstarr
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Maybe BR was offended by the idea he would have a PC.

As opposed to a Mac.

Maybe he's the twat?

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Because if you look.

They are both twats.

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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by Boy Racer:
Faux offense



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wonderstarr
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderstarr:
You're offended.

That Ringo said you have a computer?

[Confused]

^^ running "gag" based on the style of Ringo's post and your rejoinder ^^

Never mind.

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Nathan Bleak
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I thought Boy Racer was being pretty good humoured about this ribbing, until he flipped out at Ringo for - let's face it - no good reason. Wanker.

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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderstarr:
quote:
Originally posted by wonderstarr:
You're offended.

That Ringo said you have a computer?

[Confused]

^^ running "gag" based on the style of Ringo's post and your rejoinder ^^

Never mind.

Thrown by the emoticon.

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wonderstarr
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I think we need StevieX here to explain some of these complex ironic references and tongue-in-cheek posts.

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Black Mask

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BOBO CONFOOZED

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Jimmy Big Nuts
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I was basing my BR more on his own persistent self-parody than his actual self. And I was just copying kovacs, which is all I've ever done.

[ 14.03.2007, 07:07: Message edited by: Jimmy Big Nuts ]

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Nathan Bleak
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I just did an obvious and hasty sketch, which was then overshadowed by JBN and Wonderstarr's genius, which is all I've ever done.

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wonderstarr
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That "BOBO" shit makes me laugh every time [Big Grin]

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