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Coral? They do that once a year coral spaffing thing when the moon is right dont they? David Attenborough says so, and that is good enough for me. Anyway...if I was being spaffed on by coral that would mean I was on a nice holiday somewere tropical.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: If you were forced to be ejaculated upon by a member of the animal kingdom, which species would you choose, and why?
A parrot. Then I would have a perfect excuse to punch it off its perch.
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: In my fishing days as a kid, a roach once spoffed on my jeans - does that count?
Absolutely. I experienced a similar thing with a 20lb mirror carp a few years ago. Completely covered my jeans and unhooking mat. It must be something in the fingers, Waynster.
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quote:Originally posted by Louche: He's used to being laughed at in sex situations. Leave him in his comfort zone.
hey, it could be a lot of fun.
Right, you're lying naked on the ground in the middle of the Serengeti which a bunch of hyenas take it in turns to hump various of their limbs until orgasm.
I want to know precisely which bit of this scenario could be described as fun? I bet hyenas have nasty spunk as well. Sort of....stringy...
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Perhaps something really obscene, like.....a whale or something. Something in mass quantity. For extra larks, maybe I have to stand at one end of a 500m slip and slide and the whale blasts me across it as I do a Goofy holler 'a-hooooo-hoo-hoo' into the horizon.
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Perhaps something really obscene, like.....a whale or something. Something in mass quantity. For extra larks, maybe I have to stand at one end of a 500m slip and slide and the whale blasts me across it as I do a Goofy holler 'a-hooooo-hoo-hoo' into the horizon.
But then I'd imagine you'd stand a fair risk of maybe slipping on the vast quantities of whale sperm coming at you and then maybe, maybe, drowning in it. You'd be there, all struggling to get to your feet, beaten down at every turn by great waves of whale spaff, unable to get up, your mouth a huge round nooooooo as you realised the futility of your struggles. And then drown. In whale spaff. In whale spaff.
Imagine the funeral:
Cute sexy indiegirl: God, I was so gutted when I heard, God, I so loved Mikeee
Misc *manfully holds back tears*: Yeah, total fucking shame, isn't it?
Cute sexy indiegirl *breathlessly*: So, how did it heppen? What snuffed out his life so cruelly early?
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i bet thered be loads of girl bonobos hanging around watching, having a fiddle. theyre like that, bonobos, arent they. they rule at animal filth.
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They're not as beefy, as say cattle. Man they're beefy. In fact they're so beefy, it's almost as if the word 'beefy' was invented to describe them. [/QUOTE]
I thought someone would point that out. But although I take your point, I disagree. Cattle don't have big, mean canines, they've got square, stupid molars instead.
Walruses are cattle with extra gravy!
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