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Louche
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Oh, we've moved on.
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Oh Jesus! Sam, I mean, not rick in a bathrobe.

A lesson to us all. The quote button is your friend.

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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Sainsbury's Light and Fluffy sounds like whipped Jamie Oliver jazz, in a jar with a spoon.

...topped with a light drizzle....

Or is that tautology?

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Ringo

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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
Oh Jesus! Sam, I mean, not rick in a bathrobe.

A lesson to us all. The quote button is your friend.
It was bound to happen wasn't it, seeing as it's Friday the 13th and all.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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Unless I'm mistaken Sainsbury's Light and Fluffy is the supermarket's own brand rip-off of the popular classic Milky Way.
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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
The restaurant I am going to hasn't got the decency to have their menu online. This is frustrating me.

You're not a triskaidekaphobic, are you, Jonesy?

Not really. I just, you know, like plenty of warning when awful thing are guaranteed to happen to me.
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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Ringo:
It was bound to happen wasn't it, seeing as it's Friday the 13th and all.

Yes. Friday the 13th really did a number on you there.

I see you're staring down the barrel of the big 8k Ringo. I imagine you've got a pretty tasty post up your sleeve, to celebrate.

edit: FFS bleak, take your own advice.

[ 13.04.2007, 11:56: Message edited by: Nathan Bleak ]

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
I see you're staring down the barrel of the big 8k Ringo. I imagine you've got a pretty tasty post up your sleeve, to celebrate.

Oh, god, don't put him under pressure. We lost benway for weekslast time.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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If ralph were here, he'd no doubt tell us that the American Milky Way has caramel on top of the nougat, much like the European Mars Bar but that a caramel-free derivative is sold in the U.S. market as 3 Musketeers.

At least I'd like to think he would.

[Frown]

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Ringo

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I'll have to stop posting, to build up anticipation, then deliver nothing and start posting again under a really bobbins pseudonym. Johnny Giant Balls or something.
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MiscellaneousFiles

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*Here's a website which analyses the differences between the U.S. and U.K. versions of the Mars Bar.
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herbs

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Did you know, the American version of Bounty is called Mounds? Stupid ralph.
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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
Hey, Dang, do you want to be on the telly? I just randomly got this:

Channel 4 is looking for a family to take part in a documentary series. They should be prepared to share their lives and show the nation what it means to be a family in Britain today. The producers of the documentary are particularly interested in busy families with three or more children still living at home.

The aim is to document what makes a family tick, how they relate to each other and how they pull together to get through whatever life throws at them.

If you would like further information, please contact Sarah Rubin at Firefly Film and Television Productions. sarahrubin@fireflyproductions.tv


You should apply, sowe can all beak at your life.

There could be some big fun to be had with that, it has to be said. Not by my family though, sad to say.
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
Did you know, the American version of Bounty is called Mounds? Stupid ralph.

This is AWESOME.

Friday 13th has totally shat on my head today. I have far too much to do, I am weak and hungover, tired and stressed, I have to go to ANOTHER wedding tomorrow, and even though I have an awesome new dress I am hormonal and will look like a giant whale in it anyway.

On the plus side, Bandy picked up the Wii today so I have this evening to tone my arms playing tennis. And apply fake tan. But that has nothing to do with the Wii.

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sam
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I miss ralph.

I miss...not.

I miss NWOD even though he scares me a bit sometimes.

Remind me where not went? Or why. Is it temporary?

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Darryn.R
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Where did Ralph go ?

And where did Not go too ?

I hate it when we lose people.

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jonesy999

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It looks like the TMO ribbing not received here for his email circular S&R thread was more than he could bear, particularly after Louche (the woman he's admitted several times [off board] to being in love with) laid the boot in. So it looks like he's bowed out quietly. I'm upset. I know what it's like when the clumsy children break you. Come back not.

[ 13.04.2007, 15:04: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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Darryn.R
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come back not, we all still love you..

i thought that was all but playful jesting.

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jonesy999

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I'm sure it was but, well, you know: bad day, you're feeling a bit fragile; you log onto TMO for a wee pick me up and receive the kind of ribbing you'd ordinarily shake off without a second thought. But today is different. You're delicate. Today this playful smack down is weighing heavy, dragging you under. You're drowning but, fuck it, you've been here before a hundred times. You paddle like crazy against the tide and pull your head above water. It's worth it, the woman you love is right there on your thread. She holds out a tootsie and you reach out, figuring to climb up her long leg to the safety and security of a rack Thorn was once, apparently, quite complimentary about. But what does she do? She takes those tootsies, makes a foot fist and lays the boot in. Down you go, under the waves. You're gone. Come back not. Swim for it. Go on, nibble on my ear it's real nice.

[ 13.04.2007, 18:51: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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sam
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I don't understand the reference to the email circular.

Do you think this is why ralph went?

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sam
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Uh oh. Dr Who is being repeated even as I type. I missed the first showing so I have to see this.

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jonesy999

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Bye then. S and R Circular. The first nail, here.
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jonesy999

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:

Do you think this is why ralph went?

Maybe. I always thought ralph was impervious to the barbs of banter. Maybe he wasn't.
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Ringo

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He fucked off before didn't he, then turned up by coincidence on some other forum used by half the people on here and everyone was like 'wtf, ralph, have a word with yourself and get back on tmo' and he did, but now seems to have gone again.

Oh well, he was shit anyway.

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Benny the Ball
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I hope ralph is okay.

Stupid pharmosueticals

[ 13.04.2007, 16:55: Message edited by: Benny the Ball ]

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Ringo

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Oh yeah!

Sorr Ralph, you're not really shit. I only say such things in jest.

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sam
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Dr Who was great. Shakespeare saving the world and all that. I am really enjoying the new series.

I don't think not did anything too un-tmo, in fact it was rather funny. He surely wasn't ribbed too badly for it. Maybe he's gone on holiday or something. He has to come back.

ralph is on meds, maybe he was feeling in need of tlc and got shit instead. No one is totally fire proof. [Frown]

Goo'night jonesy, and darryn if you're around and benny and be nice ringo.

eta bad timing of this post. ringo is nice. sorry ringo. goodnight.

[ 13.04.2007, 17:02: Message edited by: sam ]

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Benny the Ball
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Goodnight all

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Ringo

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Did I miss something? Why's everyone going to bed? It's only 10..
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jonesy999

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Morning all.
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jonesy999

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Louche, if you get a minute, please can you confirm that you haven't been killed by an internet freak who you may or may not have met on Friday the 13th.

Cheers.

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by sam:


Goo'night jonesy, and darryn if you're around and benny and be nice ringo.


Goo'night Sam, take care of yourselves... And each other.

Are you still naked ? - Are you still eating a cheese sandwich ?

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
pharmosueticals

Are they what you use to treat spotted dick?
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vikram

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last week i pretty much reached the vacuous heights i've always dreamed of so have no need for plans this weekend or ever again

so yeah, probably drinking. went to AA today. it was... interesting. lucky i'm not an alcoholic i guess.

stupid ralph [Frown]

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Benny the Ball
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AA's depressing, and where all the uncool kids hang out - you need NA, vikram - much more your style!

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