quote:Originally posted by mart: Misc, man, you need to watch The Man in the White Suit before embarking on your madcap shoe venture.
It seems I do need to watch that film. Bonus - it's got Obi-Wan Kenobi in it!
Before you edited that post, and it just said "Misc needs to watch", I got a little scared, thinking I'd really offended you. I half expected your edit to say "Misc needs to watch his back..." but somehow the half finished sentence was even more menacing.
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firstly, damo, youre not a nerd, youre a geek. geeks are hotter, a geek is a nerd who girls actually want to have sex with. wait a minute wait a minute i am having an amazing idea. damo you should start a geek escort company! geek gigolos. wait a minute, hear me out. i know loads of relatively high- earning geek girls who arent getting any, and might feasibly pay for a sexdate with a man if the men in question werent all like, urgh, muscles and tuxedos and 'lets talk about you baby i just want to know about you lets not talk about me lets talk about you'. i know loads of girls whod be like, no, fuck off, talk to me about ALGORITHMS. or BIOLOGY. or SUNN (((0 records or ROBOTS. or OTHER GEEKY THINGS. so basically what we're talking about is finding loads of hott geek boys, possibly slightly socially inept, who are prepared to take money from and have hott sex with hott geek girls, also possibly slightly socially inept, but you see what happens? you take away the main cause of social ineptitude, ie 'are we going to have sex' stuff, and youve got yourself a BINGO situation!
theres a flaw in my cunning plan, somewhere, isnt there. what is it. there must be a flaw, otherwise it is too fucking perfect!
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these geek girls, are they choosy about looks and stuff?
edit: ah i see you're asking for HOTT geek boyz. ah.
i can only add this comment about my last lab. they looked perfect in the lab. if you needed someone to appear as a generic scientist. these were your fellas. they all had that pasty "we don't get out too much look". i fitted in a treat.
quote:Originally posted by doc d: these carbon nanotubes, do you have a license to them? or are you making them using your own process?
My own process. It involves employing prenatal sweat shop workers because of their tiny hands. Roomfuls of Chinese pregnants sit around sewing the linings, meanwhile their embryos get to grips with the nano-stuff. That's Eastern fucking teamwork for you. Every hour, when the manufacture is finished, the woman births a completed and store-ready shoe.
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theres nothing that says we cant groom the geeks a little bit. i could be the stylist! teach them about hygiene and sexy footwear (instead of grubby white leather trainers eww). maybe with the extra readies from the gigolo-ing they could afford to work one day less in the lab, and get some sunshine and fresh air. but we would still leave their essence of geek untampered with.
this is turning into a bad channel 4 dating programme isnt it. i wouldnt make my geeks read heat magazine or stuff! or wear fake tan.
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wait a minute damo. i thought you were in amerikkka. why is it relevance to you if big brother starts tomorrow? have you moved back to the mothership again?
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anyway, isn't it the case that, actually, what geekgirls are wanting is to date the saucy hott boy who works in that other department, the guy who's all stylish and cool and shit, but won't give poor geekgirl a second glance.
and geekboy fantasises about having it off with shiny sparkly attractivegirl in that same department, who is probably sleeping with saucy hott boy.
isn't that the point? they both want to do sex with a sexy non-geek.
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basically i think i know lots of girls who have watched ghost world too many times and are a bit deluded, but you know. its a plan.
edit: maybe its that most of my geek girls are humanities geeks, they fetishise the science geeks but over- accuentuate the positive ie the algorithms and sexy maths chat without thinking about the negatives complexion- wise.
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I suppose you could have a bit of both going on – geeks that get groomed up, and hott studs that we geek down, and offer both services.
“Geekscort offers you, the intelligent shy, female geek with low self-esteem and underdeveloped social skills, the choice of ideal partner. We provide authentic male geeks, who share your own inadequacies and are just as shy out of the lab as you are. Alternatively, we also supply more traditional male escorts who have been specially trained in our purpose-built nerd environment, who will have you out of your labcoat and hotter than a Bunsen burner before you know it!”
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i... wasnt just suggesting this idea as a way of building up a harem of hott geeks for my personal 24- 7 use, by the way. that wasnt my intention at all. id like to make that clear.
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although, if when theyre not working we could keep them in cages, in a mock -up underground lab lined with panels of flashing LEDs, and i could wear a special customised whate labcoat and fishnets and walk around with a clipboard, that would be... okay.
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How -or why- would you customise your labcoat (apart from it being 'whate')? I mean, what modifications would it require? Special sexyflaps and hottpockets and shag-lapels, that sort of thing?
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thats not a labcoat. thats a chef's coat. theres a difference. one is worn by mucky sex- geeks, the other is worn by chefs and guitar ponces.
my labcoat would have special pockets so that i could always carry around a selection of large test- tubes, which i would fondle suggestively whilst talking about grant submissions. i would never use the word application. only submission.
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