Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: I'm here, but I'm sulking until you ***** respond to my earlier conversational gambit, which can be found in the Team-O recommends thread.
I was going to recommend an ex-mental hospital but then, when I looked it up, it transpired that it was actually part of the university now. So instead of eerie abandoned beds and perhaps some nice social commentry on The War from a soft-voiced Edinburgher you'd have had a reception and maybe a couple of bored and cold looking students to look at. So I didn't bother. Go up the Waverly Tower and Arthur's Seat. Nice views.
I went to Edinburgh with a boy once. We stayed in an appallingly chintzy B&B and I discovered that night that he had a bendy knob.
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wow! no, it just naturally came out of my fingers like that. if i'd been eatintg it at the time, i would probably have said snickers, with the wrapper in front of me. but it was in the bin, along with my brain.
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Fukcing Snickers. Snickers. I don't want a fucking snickers I wasnt a fucking marathon bar, to fill me up and give me nutty energy boost and run, run like the wind, for about 26 miles. Not a fucking snickers you fucking *****.
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yeah and i dont shop at h and m i shop at HENNES. when i said this to a twenty year old the other day, she was utterly mystified. 'hennes? whats hennes?.... oh...okay... you shop at h and m?' thankyou whippersnapper for making he feel like the oldest woman in the entire fucking world.
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..but snickers sounds like sneakers which is to do with running and stuff.
SNEAKERS? Don't you mean TRAINERS? If I'm going to run I'm going to put on my trainers not fucking SNEAKERS. ANd I'm going to eat a fucking mararathon bar not a fuckng snickers wearing sneakers motherfuckers
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the closest i have come so far is 'never learn much less say the name of woman! there is magick inherent within every woman's given name which, when uttered by a man- most especially in the immediate aftermath of bodily congress- is akin to handing the evil witch thy SOUL on a PLATE.' something like that. i think thorn or zygote could probably manage something snappier.
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god u always come here and have a go at us lads just having a bit of banter. if u don't like it u no what u can do!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by mart: I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.
Marty (Marashino, as in cherry)?
She was the one who looked like Parker Posey. I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey? If there's one thing cinema today needs more of it's Parker Posey.
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quote:Originally posted by ben: I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey?
Blade III (or Blade Trinity, as lack of inspiration would have it) happened to her. Man that was a bad film.
Anyway. One of the few things that anyone has said that really got to me on here was when ben said that I obviously hated women. I was kind of taken aback by that. I don't think I hate women any more than - say - Vogon Poetess does.
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on the bristol rovers forum youre not allowed to register until you have proved that you can critically engage with the works of feminist writers as diverse as bell hooks, judith butler, camille paglia, and luce irigray. UP THE GAS!
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moving to a new city i tried both teams for a bit, i was a bit bisexual, but i just couldnt get with the prevailing discourse amongst the city fans. i just havent read enough derrida.
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i dont really like football at all. essentially my entire internet persona is an intricate web of fantasy, gentle fabrication, and outright bare- arsed lie.
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