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dance margarita
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yes. really i am a big fat man from stoke on trent. my name is bernard and i like roxette and monster trucks.

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Benny the Ball
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quote:
Originally posted by doc d:
i just found the forest fans at my school to be complete and utter bellends. so decided that derby was my team.

I picked Forest because I found all the Chelsea fans that I grew up near to be racist ultra-violents with no soul. I didn't even realise that Derby and Forest had a rivalry, as I was quite new to all that football malarkey, and so was quite shocked when the train from Nottingham to Burton stopped at Derby after my first visit to the City Ground, and I got off to get some beer from the station kiosk and was met with angry men in white football tops uttering the phrase 'you've got to be fucking kidding me!' a lot.

I don't like Forest very much, anymore, it's just painful and they are all too fat and bad at football to enjoy watching. [Frown]

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Benny the Ball
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quote:
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Originally posted by dance margarita:
i would totally do stockard channing

Season One Stockard Channing - yes

Seasons Four and on - No. She looks like she had a massive stroke between Season Three and Four.

I would however do Toby. It's his anger.

Yeah, what on earth was with her mouth?

Amy was best anyway, Donna was too toothy, and the daughter was annoying.

But Toby's anger was great.

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Benny the Ball
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quote:
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Originally posted by ben:
I wonder whatever happened to Parker Posey?

Blade III (or Blade Trinity, as lack of inspiration would have it) happened to her. Man that was a bad film.


I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
But Toby's anger was great.

He's the character I most identify with on that show. Except I'm not bald.
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dance margarita
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LETS PSYCHOANALISE RALPH:

...so essentially, you want to have sex with yourself, but balder. hmmm.

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Benny the Ball
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Mine would probably be Rob Lowe without the women - even though every one wanted to be Toby.

I could never work out if Josh and Rob Lowes character got mixed up in the post, or if they just thought it was going against type? Josh's roll as he walked annoyed the hell out of me.

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quote:
Originally posted by dance margarita:
yes. really i am a big fat man from stoke on trent. my name is bernard and i like roxette and monster trucks.

this would work if i'd never actually met you.
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quote:
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LETS PSYCHOANALISE RALPH:

...so essentially, you want to have sex with yourself, but balder. hmmm.

lol.

NO.

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oh come on, josh was totally more doable than sam. he had that pouty mouth and everything. he still couldn't match up to cj though - what's not sexy about a 6ft wisecracking brunette?

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I've never encountered a woman who thought Josh was more doable than Sam. I'm intrigued.

CJ was hideous. I'd do Toby before I'd do CJ.

I'm not gay.

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sam is too obvious. josh is more complicated.

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Nathan Bleak
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quote:
Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.

I wonder if he fucked Parker Posey during the production. Stuck her with his big black teensplitter.

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Benny the Ball
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but his gait - that damned cocky roll, what the fuck was that about?

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And Josh was pasty white and chubby.
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
what's not sexy about a 6ft wisecracking brunette?

Let's see... bulging bug eyes that make her look like a toad being choked, scrawny overlong neck, horrible pinched in chin that made her head the same shape as a hot air balloon, no real figure to speak of, weird stooped walk like she's been self conscious abotu her height since she was a teenager... did I miss anything?

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quote:
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Originally posted by mart:
I fancied the one who wasn't Rizzo or Frenchie (or Sandy) - the bubble-gum one.

Marty (Marashino, as in cherry)?
Dark-haired one was Jan. Marty was the one with all the penpals who got off with the MC, if that helps.

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Nathan Bleak
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John Spencer's daughter was hott though. If I got my hands on her I'd fuck her until she was altogether destroyed.

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ralph

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quote:
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did I miss anything?

No breasts to speak of.
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Benny the Ball
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
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Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
I tried to like it. I even found the white guy funny. But Blade himself really couldn't be arsed in this film at all.

I wonder if he fucked Parker Posey during the production. Stuck her with his big black teensplitter.
Would you? Is she cute? Too real against the other plastic film people? Oddly attractive?

What about Blade himself?

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dance margarita
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scientific tests have found that 68% of the ladies respond lasciviously to a cocky roll.

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H1ppychick
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oh man, vilified by all and sundry for my taste in both the west wing women and men. you should be grateful for my diversity, surely?

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mart
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quote:
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Marty was the one with all the penpals who got off with the MC, if that helps.

Yeah! Her. Phwoar. Thanks Hippy.
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dance margarita
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in the midst of this high- brow discussion of which fictional democratic white house aides we might most like to engage in meaningful erotic interludes with, nathan's outburst seem even more teenagerish, huh.

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mart
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god you get some right pics if you do a google image search for "marty grease".
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mart
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and Marty was played by the superbly named Dinah Manoff!
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what about greasy mart?
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Nathan Bleak
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what about 'teensplitter'?

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quote:
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what about greasy mart?

lol

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mart
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No, hang on, that's the other one. Didi Conn is the one who got off with the MC. Which means she's not Marty. So must be Jan.

Ahh hang on, it's not. Fucking hell.

Character names please:
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quote:
Originally posted by Nathan Bleak:
what about 'teensplitter'?

lol

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imdb?
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yeah, someone sort it out please. i'm having to appear busy at work before the finish
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Didi Conn was Frenchie. She didn't get off with the MC.  -

Dinah Manoff was Marty.
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Mart, NO.

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Here's Marty getting off with the MC, saying 'Maraschino, as in cherry'.

Jan must be the dumpy one with bunches.

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