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MiscellaneousFiles

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An oddly compelling collection of various bands' *backstage requirements.

Janet Jackson:
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Please have access to an MD. (with a Nurse to tag along); a Chiropractor; a Throat Specialist and a Masseuse. As usual- I will not know whether one will be required until we are there.
Marilyn Manson:
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150g (5.29 oz.) Bags of Haribo Gold Bears Gummi Bears. Must be Haribo Gold Bears.
Altoids - Tangerine Flavor

Paul McCartney:
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It is crucial you do not provide furniture made of any animal skin or print. Do not provide artificial versions of animal skin or print either. Only animal free materials are excepted. (cottons, denims, velour, etc.) Solid colors without any prints are prefered. Paul's furniture must be nice and comfy! (this set in white or off white if possible)
The *Iggy Pop pages are particularly entertaining:

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You know what would be really nice? If you could make this room look less like a typical rock & roll dressing room and more sort of... Interesting? Are you with me? Just let someone loose with a bit of artistic flair... Er, do you know any homosexuals? Am I allowed to say that? Probably not.
If you were in a successful rock band, what items would you demand be provided in your dressing room?

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Nathan Bleak
It's all grist to the mill
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Probably be quite useful to have all my groupie bitches categorised and placed in cages so I could make a selection when I came off stage. I probably wouldn't know what I was in the mood for until I was done, so ten or so containers with labels like "Classic", "Big tits", "Mother/Daughter Team Up", "Underage", "Cocaine Stupor", "Reluctant/Distressed" would be pretty helpful. Also some kind of firing range where they could release Brazilain street urchins out of a trap and I could take potshots at them as they made a dash for freedom.

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Benny the Ball
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There's not many things I like enough to demand them constantly - it's kind of bland to be wanting the same things again and again and again. I'd want a nice chair, a good shower and something to drink, some water and maybe a nice glass of wine or something. I'm totally Rock N Roll.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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  • A team of midget servants dressed as various R2 droids from the Star Wars universe, carrying trays of drinks on their heads. (They may communicate only in 'bleeps, bloops and whistles')
  • Four baby bottles with teats, filled with good quality scotch, vodka, tequila and absinthe.
  • A selection of sticks (600 - 1,000mm in length).
  • A good supply of fresh whole carrots.
  • One ball of string.
  • One pair of comfortable safety scissors.
  • Four medium sized ponies.


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dang65
it's all the rage
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Janet Jackson:
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Please have access to an MD. (with a Nurse to tag along); a Chiropractor; a Throat Specialist and a Masseuse. As usual- I will not know whether one will be required until we are there.

What kind of disgusting pervert is this woman?
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Black Mask

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100 - Large Bowls of Black Smarties (with the chocolate centres removed, shells intact)
1 - Large Hot-tub (filled with virgins' blood)
12 - 12-year-old girls (unconscious)
1 - Fire Extinguisher (pressurised to 5000psi, containing 3 gallons of liquid dilaudid, unit to be fitted with a hypodermic needle)
24 - Cans of Skol

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MiscellaneousFiles

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One of *these, please:

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You catch the ortolan with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole bird into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful. According to Claude Souvenir, chewing the ortolan takes approximately 15 minutes.

Oh and some of this:

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ben

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lol & Bleak.
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