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Tony Blair has decided to go off and fix the world's problems, so Gordon Brown's taken over and decided to shake things up a bit.
Home. Secretary. Two words which are obviously associated with women. But surprisingly, there's never been a female Home Secretary before. Well that's all changed now, thanks to our new Pry Minister. Not only that, she spells her name Jacqui. That's pretty crazy, huh?
Obviously a fan of Melchett in Blackadder, he's appointed someone called Darling as Chancellor. Cue "Thank you, darling." every time he speaks.
The Minister for Schools and Children is called Ed Balls! LOLOL. This is fucking great!
Wait a minute, the Minister for Transport is... R. Kelly? I thought he was trapped in the closet. Looks like he's trapped in a Cabinet now.
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I once had a manager called Melvyn Balls. He was very young, and we only learned his name when he screamed it in fury. He thought we (the newsagent employees) were getting a bit too familiar, calling him by his first name. So, he told us in no uncertain terms, "DO NOT CALL ME MELVYN! MY NAME IS MISTER BALLS!"
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You can talk about how you view Brown as a leader, the impact of his reshuffle, Blair's legacy, or whatever. This thread isn't restricted to making fun of their silly names.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Home. Secretary. Two words which are obviously associated with women.
This made me laugh, by the way. Man I'm in a good mood today. I stopped taking my pills a couple of days ago because I was feeling too sedated and now I feel like I could punch a hole in the planet.
I don't know much about politics though, and have no idea what difference Gordon Brown is going to make to the country. I'm sure he knows what he's doing, though. You don't get a job in that position unless you know what you're doing.
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quote:Originally posted by Ringo: There was also an MP in the transporty bit called Stephen Ladyman. I'm not sure where he's at now though.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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He's only done gone got rid of Education as a Ministry! *Wiggles in seat in slightly scared fashion*
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