quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: well, I'd like to re-submit my application for a grade 1 picture tag. I've lost the forms though - can somebody email them to me? I can do pdf, but not .doc.
do we choose our own?
Please send application in triplicate to me:
editor@themoononline.com
and I'll see hat I cando
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Nao! The 'twhat' tag belongs to Benway! He earned it fair and square! Anyway, if we're going to have a retagging thread can we start a new thread for it. We're tramping over a wondrous thread that contains my three favourite things - music, babies and love/hate tattoos. It's not right!!!!!
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That Benway's a bit obsessed by picture tags.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: ben, do you have a house full of baby-related garbage?
Yes! We went to Bristol on Sunday - Bristol - to get a Mamas & Papas 'travel system'. We have about 11 pairs of scratch mittens. We have books galore (incl. Teh Joy of teh Fatehrhood) and we have a baby-shaped hole in our lives waiting to be filled.
Babies! Babies! Babies!
Don't get a moses basket and don't get a baby bath. They're both a waste of money and space.
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I think you should get abig pair of those fake tits you fill with milk so that you can pretend that you - the father - are breastfeeding Baby Harlequin.
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Isn't most baby paraphenalia a waste of space, just pressed upon dithering hormonal women in the 'layette' department of John Lewis, wanting to do their best for junior?
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you asked for popular music of the 50's. i didn't say they had to be liked by you did i? i didn't even say i liked them. though i do like coltrane. i think skiffle should also get a mention. lonnie donegan (spelling) seemed to have been pretty influential on a couple of bands.
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I saw a picture of Jake's baby yesterday. He was ruffling through them and I was all scowling and saying "Look, I'm not going to cry if you show me a picture of Clare!" [his 'wife']. He said, all gey, "No! I'm just trying to find the one where she looks the cutest! She is the prettiest baby in the world, you know!" I couldn't tell if he was performing a knowing parody of a new father, or if he was being genuine. The child had big eyes and a cute hat with ears on. It was sweet. My own eyes delivered a few small tears which I blinked away. "I'm just crying because it's cute", I told him. "It's not because you had a kid with someone else after I dumped you, of all the unreasonable things to do." He told me how Clare got mastitis which made her milk taste off, which made the child cry, because the child's world is made of milk, and its world had fallen apart with Clare's dodgy tits. That made me laugh, which frightened the tears away.
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Fruit cake, if Mrs Ben is breastfeeding, is a must. Full of energy and iron. I will even give you my easy-peasy all in one fruit cake recipe if you want.
Can I also suggest that you don't use lots of baby soapy bubble baths for junior as they can cause no end of skin problems. And, if you are using disposable nappies, no word of a lie, go for the Superdrug's own brand ones. They are ace and cost like, about half of what Pampers and other such ones do.
I want another baby. Any takers?
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Saltrock, I've already said that I'd be up for having a weekend child, one to visit and take to teh z00, kick a ball about, go to McDonalds etc. I don't really want to have to deal with a kid in the week though, so I wouldn't want to know about school, or illnesses, or whatever. I wouldn't even want it for the whole weekend, just like a saturday morning if I wasn't feeling too ill. Show it off a bit and then send it back to you.
You can deal with the rest of it, and once it gets to be a teenager, you can keep it for good. I've got too many nutjobs in my family tree, and I can't cope with some surly fucking teen with depression on my case day and night. Nah, you can do that. So, on the plus, it would look alright, dark eyes, unsensitive skin, age well, but it's also going to be depressed from day one. It's up to you.
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God, we're not going to be yawn-talking about babies for the rest of the year are we?
It's bad enough my parents doting on the new kitten:
Mother: and then the vet's nurse said she was the pretiest kitten they'd ever seen!
Me: you don't think they say that to all the owners? She's hardly going to tell you your pet is ugly, is she?
Mother: *faltering* nooo, she genuinely thought she was the prettiest ever...and they see lots of cats...
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I bet Vogon's womb is like a walnut. And her heart is like a pistachio: one of those clenched tight ones that you can't get open even when you crush it under the leg of your chair.
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Don’t worry, in my experience (as a child) this will come in very handy in a couple of years as a pretend boat. Or as a washing basket.
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