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Black Mask

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I think we should start pumping this album in time for Xmas. Amazon reviews make a difference, tell the buying public what a brilliant album it is!

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Dedalus
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And look at the grimness on display here - it looks like he's about to punch her!
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quote:
Originally posted by Dedalus:
...it looks like he's about to punch her!

Or maybe snap her beautiful neck. I bet that Peter doesn't know his own strength.
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H1ppychick
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Did your Amazon review of the Chris Moyles book ever get approved, Barry (I think it was his, anyway). I loved the one you did on Ramsay's.

eta: I've just checked again and I can't find your Ramsay review, I think it's been removed, curses!

[ 23.11.2006, 09:12: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]

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Black Mask

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Ramsay was up for a couple of weeks and was then removed. K-Fed's is still there. Moyles, Goody and Katona have all failed to appear, so far. Fingers crossed for Pete & the Missus.

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New Way Of Decay

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I've submitted mine.

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Zygote
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How long do they usually take to appear?
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Black Mask

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Sometimes a day, sometimes two, the longest took a week.

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Black Mask

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If you're downright rude they won't get printed. If they're snide or surreal they might get up there for a while. I've tried a new approach with this one, so effusively positive it's obviously a piss-take. I'm pretty sure this one will go up.

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New Way Of Decay

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Do you think suggesting her baby's handicap was being black will slip through the radar?

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Zygote
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Submitted.
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Black Mask

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They're up!

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lol
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Black Mask

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Zygote's already got 3 demerits!

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Darryn.R
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Those are fusking great !

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dang65
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quote:
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Zygote's already got 3 demerits!

Anything to do with that one appearing to be a review of some sort of non-existant book?

Splendid work.

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H1ppychick
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Oh My God I Can't Breathe Any More

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Zygote
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*cackle*
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Do you think suggesting her baby's handicap was being black will slip through the radar?

... not for very long, it would seem. you naughty monkey.

(on a similar topic, did anybody else see matt lucas on the execrable russell brand show, making a hideously retro comparison between a chocolate effigy of himself and madonna's new adopted child? are white people allowed to do that again then, refer to black people as being chocolate coloured? id like to see a copy of the relevant memo if anyone has access to one.)

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dang65
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I'd say there was a bit more to that comment than calling all black people chocolate-coloured though (assuming that in itself is somehow considered an insult [Confused] ). Matt Lucas is well known for looking like a ginormous baby, so to compare an effigy of himself made out of chocolate to the Madonna childe is just a topical joke. Bit average as jokes go, but hardly likely to incite placard waving protests outside Little Britain Live theatres, or a Darcus Howe documentary on the telly.
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Black Mask

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Woot! They've got my second review up there, too.

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Bandy
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[scrawny]

Awesome. Hoff mk. 2. Let's get it going people - send it to the writers you know and get cracking...

I'll submit tomorrow. We need a structure though - something along the lines of 'And the song 'To Die For' is particularly good'.

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If a better album is ever released again, EVER, I will eat this album. And then I'll buy another copy to replace the one I ate and put it with the other fifty copies I keep in what used to be my record collection until I dumped the lot because this album was the only album I'd ever need again ever.
Black Mask - I love it! [Big Grin]
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Zygote
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I can't believe they've taken NWOD's down but left my book review up there... Christ-on-a-bike.
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lol
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New Way Of Decay

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Sod it. I didn't keep a copy of that.

O b t w:

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5. Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You - And don't they just! The Jordan's give full vent to their legendary romance in this number. It throbs! Apparently every morning, when his minders wake him and escort him to Jordan's mansion from his quarters, Peter waves at Katie and blows her a kiss. Jordan lets him do this. Now, THAT's love.
I laughed until I went dizzy at this.

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quote:
Customers who bought this item also bought
All About Us: My Story by Peter Andre
Kerry Katona - Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity by Kerry Katona
The Love Album ~ Westlife
One Voice ~ Michael Ball
Voices of the Valley ~ The Fron Male Voice Choir
Ultimate Boy Bands ~ Various Artists



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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Darryn.R
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That says it all really doesn't it...

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Black Mask

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It's alive!

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Zygote
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quote:
18 of 49 people found the following review helpful:
Well..., 23 Nov 2006
Reviewer: Zygote - See all my reviews

I doubt they'll ever twig now.
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excellent, someone needs to inform a radio station.
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H1ppychick
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In the UK the name Kerry Katona is synonymous with one word, no not fishfingers, I'm talking about class and this little lady has it by the bucketload. Like many other cynics out there I assumed she was a vapid individual now destitute from a third rate pop band and destined to a life selling her soul for mediocre kitchen products but how wrong I was. In the pages of this book I found inspiration and courage the like of which you have never seen before. Yes I can hear you now shouting out the names , Mother Teresa, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc all pale in comparison to this wonderful creature and her triumphant struggle against the harshness of being a single parent and celebrity. You will never truly know pain until you have read about how she was forced to consume large amounts of alcohol and drugs and then parade her drunken antics in front of the every baying paparazzi, shame on you all. The worst part is how she was treated by men and I for one am completely ashamed of my sex, she was forced to sleep with all manner of tradesmen, cab drivers and worst of all a member of Westlife, the sheer horror of which wakes me in the night. They all treated her like a steak and kidney pie, devoured her and left the shiny case behind but now she has the last laugh as I'm sure this book will sell a million....haha.
This review for Kerry Katona was doing very well... right up until the last word.

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dang65
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Hang on, exactly how high does this joke go? From that same Amazon page, a sponsored link:

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Customers interested in this title may also be interested in:
Katie Price and Peter Andrew (sic) Live
Katie and Peter perform 'A Whole New World' live at Butlins this November. Book online today.
www.butlinsonline.co.uk


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Black Mask

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It's got 14 reviews now. Only one of which is straight.

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A big pat on the back for this - very, very funny [Smile]
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