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dang65
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I've never been out with a girl with enormous tits, and it's one of the great regrets of my life... so far. I'd just like to know what it's like, out of curiosity. I guess I need to get on some kind of exchange scheme for girls who are curious what it's like to go out with someone with a hairy chest, but even I find that replusive when I look in the mirror, so she'd have to be quite sick to be curious about that really.

I think there might be a website opportunity here. [*lighbulb*] What feature would you be curious about and like to give it a try just once if there was a website which offered this service? And what category would you fit into yourself?

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dang65
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[ 25.09.2008, 07:08: Message edited by: dang65 ]

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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
I think there might be a website opportunity here. [*lighbulb*] What feature would you be curious about and like to give it a try just once if there was a website which offered this service? And what category would you fit into yourself?

An excellent idea!

Ever dreamt of fucking a skeleton, ladies?

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New Way Of Decay

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Hobbit Sex.

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mart
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But it's essentially just a dating agency, isn't it?

Dang's byline would be:

Hairy chest seeks big tits

And that's it. Except I suppose Dang's idea is that you'd just get together once, to try it, and then go your separate ways. Which also happens with dating agencies as well, of course.

Or he could just go to a prostitute. With big tits.

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mart
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Who likes hairy chests.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
Who likes hairy chests.

I'm not sure that it matters too much what the prostitute thinks of hairy chests. Unless she'll knock a tenner off the price because of this fact.
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mart
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Well, I think it would matter to Dang. He wants to try "going out with" a woman with big tits, who likes his hairy chest. Just shagging a prostitute with big tits would only fulfill one half of his requirement, if that.
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New Way Of Decay

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Maybe he could ask her. Before the sex though or it would just make him sound like he's showing off.

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mart
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Ask her what?
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New Way Of Decay

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Do you like my hairy chest? No? Well that's too bad because I'm paying to have sex with you.

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H1ppychick
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I have big tits. Not that I'm offering.

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doc d
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Hobbit Sex.

you want to have sex with a normal person and you're offering yourself up as a hobbit?


you have no shame.

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
But it's essentially just a dating agency, isn't it?

No, no. I'm thinking more like Multi-Coloured Swap Shop here. And why should it just be physical features? Maybe you've always wandered what it would like to go out with a Professor of Butterflies, or one of those men that guides aeroplanes in using table tennis bats.

It would match people up purely on a curiosity basis, so you wouldn't stipulate that they must have a GSOH or enjoy country walks, but rather that they must have freckles, or lots of piercings, or be a train spotter. You could agree that you go out for a meal together and can frankly discuss the features that you're curious about.

I bet a lot of people would get on really well in this situation, because it would be built around an immediate common interest, and a bit of humour probably.

I mean, you could search for people that were looking for a feature you have, and then see if their feature was sufficiently curious to be worth an evening out with them.

I think this is probably my best idea yet, and that's saying something.

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It's genius. In fact all you need to do is think up a catchy name, stick a social networking style interface on top of this idea and charge people a few quid to put up an ad, and you're onto a winner.

I'll design the logo and website front-end for a 10% cut.

[Wink]

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Hobbit Sex.

you want to have sex with a normal person and you're offering yourself up as a hobbit?


you have no shame.

It wouldn't just be any hobbit. It would be Perry Fatcock, the fattiest cocked hobbit in all the shire.

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H1ppychick
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quote:
Originally posted by Kanye West:
not you. the trolling of the surrey comet. Not a patch on the great TMO excursion to the goat forum.

see fainting goats here

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See drunken midgets here

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mart
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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
It would match people up purely on a curiosity basis, so you wouldn't stipulate that they must have a GSOH or enjoy country walks, but rather that they must have freckles, or lots of piercings, or be a train spotter. You could agree that you go out for a meal together and can frankly discuss the features that you're curious about.

Dang, my ears pricked up last night listening to Radio 4. They ran a piece about "living libraries", where you borrow a particular person with a particular trait, for a 30-minute chat.

link

newspaper article about same thing

How does it feel to know that yet another great idea of yours has in fact already been dreamt up by someone else, quite a while ago? Pretty disappointing, I imagine.

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dang65
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quote:
Originally posted by mart:
How does it feel to know that yet another great idea of yours has in fact already been dreamt up by someone else, quite a while ago? Pretty disappointing, I imagine.

Oh, it's a familiar feeling.

It's much worse when you have the idea and then someone else does it years later and makes a mint. The Scandanavians thought of this one first, so I can hardly complain. (It's a pretty obvious idea though, innit.)

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froopyscot
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quote:
Originally posted by dang65:
quote:
Originally posted by mart:
How does it feel to know that yet another great idea of yours has in fact already been dreamt up by someone else, quite a while ago? Pretty disappointing, I imagine.

Oh, it's a familiar feeling.
This is a common experience these days, no?

1. Have a good idea.
2. Check Google to see if anyone's thought of it first.
3. Abandon idea after google returns 48204 results.

Happened to me already this week in fact. At what point will all ideas have already been thought of?

Earth: Out of Ideas

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doc d
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quote:
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Originally posted by doc d:
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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
Hobbit Sex.

you want to have sex with a normal person and you're offering yourself up as a hobbit?


you have no shame.

It wouldn't just be any hobbit. It would be Perry Fatcock, the fattiest cocked hobbit in all the shire.
more like samwise packsastrapon
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*Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops.

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Around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

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He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River on an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him.

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dang65
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Ha! "Earth: Out of Ideas" my arse.
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