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[harlequin] I have seen the Mighty Boosh on YouTube - the free video website. One of the episodes was about punk, which was a popular type of music in the late 1970s. I quite liked the Mighty Boosh and I'd be happy to accompany you to the live performance miss golightly! [/harlequin]
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No you wouldn't. He'd be in the pub being all witty and clever and shit and then you'd be walking home with him and he'd start attacking a tramp out of a greater sense of ego. You'd go home to his flat that smells of biscuits and piss be shoved roughly to your knees and pointed to his crotch. You'd have to look up and imagine him wiping tramp blood off his maw with his sleeve and grimacing like a cannibal clown because you'd never see his face through his paunch. That's what would really happen. So there.
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No Mikee, it wouldn’t be like that at all. He would give tramp a reasonable, but not flashy, amount of money and share a joke in a non-patronising manner...The rest is between Alan and I.
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quote:Originally posted by Abby: Or maybe he is secretly really filthy?
Well, he bit the ear on a tramp but then who does he think he is? Mike Tyson against the lower classes? I might go dress up as a tramp and say 'Hi, smug fat patronising twat trying to make me buy a mortgage' and then detonate an ear-bomb at his enraged potato face.
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Hmm. Well obviously I can't condone ear-biting, but the article does seem to imply that had he known the man was homeless he would not have bitten his ear. So. Thats ok then
quote:The curly-haired actor said he did not realise the man was homeless...
Also does he look a bit like Bob Geldof in that picture?
quote:Originally posted by Abby: Hmm. Well obviously I can't condone ear-biting, but the article does seem to imply that had he known the man was homeless he would not have bitten his ear.
But I thought homelesses didn't want us to treat them any differently. Or was that disableds?
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: NWoD's got issues with Davies, hasn't he?
Actually I was just raining on Abby's tick-a-tape parade, but really there's something frustrating about someone who considers themselves witty and high-brow biting a tramp on the ear and then laughing it off. Hoh hoh hoh hoh. Terribly Sorry. Bit a homeless mans ear. Bit sniffy about my dead pal and had a tipple too much to drink. It is silly isn't it? Hoh hoh hoh hoh.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: NWoD's got issues with Davies, hasn't he?
Actually I was just raining on Abby's tick-a-tape parade, but really there's something frustrating about someone who considers themselves witty and high-brow biting a tramp on the ear and then laughing it off. Hoh hoh hoh hoh. Terribly Sorry. Bit a homeless mans ear. Bit sniffy about my dead pal and had a tipple too much to drink. It is silly isn't it? Hoh hoh hoh hoh.
Actually, it's quite normal for us aristos to nosh on pieces of tramp from time to time. Surprisingly, long-pig never tastes finer than when it's been marinaded in the mean streets of London for a decade or three. I advise following le trampe de londres with a whole Ortolan, but a live pidgeon will do if you're in a pinch.
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eyyyyy! thanks for remembering me with this tip off, hipster! i've been trying to buy pre-sale tickets all cocking morning but i can't get the pre-sale link to work. i'll have to take my chances tomorrow morning when they go on general sale, it seems.
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i've been trying to buy pre-sale tickets all cocking morning but i can't get the pre-sale link to work. i'll have to take my chances tomorrow morning when they go on general sale, it seems.
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